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hey surfin bird call 1800 shut the fuck up you peasent
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hey surfin bird call 1800 shut the fuck up you peasent


hahaha that's a joey smack-down: You don't see them that often, but they're brilliant when they occur
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reow joey!!

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aww jed has a fanboi.. how cute



be careful meta will get jealous

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hey surfin bird call 1800 shut the fuck up you peasent

oooo sorry.

I realise Trance is quite a gay genre but you dont have to get that angry at me for hating on your boyfriend.

lololololololololol!!!!!!111one!!one!!111

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shit troll is shit

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I realise Trance is quite a gay genre

you're in a trance forum, genius
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you're in a trance forum, genius

O rly?

So.... what about that new DJ Eco tune ey?

Something special innit.
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So.... what about that new DJ Eco tune ey?

Something special innit.

...are you coming onto me?

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shit troll is shit

concur. terrible effort.

it's almost impossible to see any trolling as valid after witnessing the c0r tho... those guys know how to troll!
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woody strikes again

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woody strikes again



that's it, if someone doesn't book him soon, I'm jumping on board..
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anyone for some john askew???

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...af711363cc95c9

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anyone for some john askew???

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...af711363cc95c9

is this from his set in syd last weekend?
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no, its just a few older sets from the man

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Leon Bolier - StreamLined 017 - 2009.12.14

01. Helmut Dubnitzky - What You Want
02. Mike Shiver vs. Matias Lehtola - Snooze
03. Moonbeam feat. Avis Vox - We Are In Words (Ashley Wallbridge Remix)
04. Leon Bolier pres. Inner Stories - Stargaze
05. Paavo & Mike Koglin - Autumn
06. Oryon - V2
07. Mike Shiver vs. Matias Lehtola - Nana
08. Push - Global Age (Leon Bolier Remix)
09. Feel feat. Volmix - Dance For Life (Russian Anthem) (Ronski Speed Remix)
10. Opus III - Fine Day (Leon Bolier Remix)

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wow, I totally forgot about this thread..

random theory for today: people who's birthday falls in September were New Years Eve mistakes.
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^ haha just on facebook looking at who was born in September..

Peter Watson (age 24)
Steven Ribić (age 21)
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10. Opus III - Fine Day (Leon Bolier Remix)

TEEEWN

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^ haha just on facebook looking at who was born in September..

Peter Watson (age 24)
Steven Ribić (age 21)

don't worry Pete & Scoober.. I most definitely will be looking at you differently from now on.
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^^ impressive.
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i'll admit it because i know we're all friends here (cept those who arent... y'****s).. but i'm sadly addicted to kicking arse on my iPhone app version of Cluedo.

i'm just putting it out there, i kick arse. none of you are safe, not even in the study with the rope.
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fark, i didn't know cluedo was on the iphone/touch!

*looks*!!


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*finds and buys*
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well bumped.

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also, just because i larfed:

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^ haha that's great
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Make trance go back in this ^ direction instead of v this direction plz

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Hmm i said the same thing to jan oostdyk the other day, he agrees. Way too much vocal trance out there
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is woody's lil dance moves catching on??

Woody


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is woody's lil dance moves catching on??

Woody


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FKNLOL. i'm totally having sied as my avatar now (if the prick**** ITM forum restrictions will let me)..

EDIT: "Error - Remote file is too large"

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vocals aren't the problem, it's when vocals are used to make the track, not enhance it, that is the real problem

THIS.
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Hmm i said the same thing to jan oostdyk the other day, he agrees. Way too much vocal trance out there

vocals aren't the problem, it's when vocals are used to make the track, not enhance it, that is the real problem

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Hmm i said the same thing to jan oostdyk the other day, he agrees. Way too much vocal trance out there

Tell him to keep making tunes like 'Out Of The Box'
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FKNLOL. i'm totally having sied as my avatar now (if the prick**** ITM forum restrictions will let me)..

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Tell him to keep making tunes like 'Out Of The Box'

And 'Eivissa Eivissa', both some of the top tunes of 09
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Been listening to Magick and ISOS series.
Can't wait for Tiesto to release the next ones, Those compilations are fucking awesome.
Hopefully he plays something like them at Horden as well at the end of this month.
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I really should get ISOS 2. Looks Mad

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Anyone watched Groove?

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hahaha oh man, Groove rocks. i want digweed to randomly show up at my warehouse rave (if i had one)
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I've "seen" Groove twice but never the whole way through. This must be remedied!!

Something that also needs to be remedied is the speaker system at the gym. I do not take kindly to cheesy electropopdiscorock that makes David Guetta seem underground riding over the breakdown during Corderoy - 3 Spirit !

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I want to hear digweed drop phoenix - rise up _ d dub remix in a warehouse a la his 2007 Em

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What the hell is this? Looks like a really bad Madame Tussauds take on Tiesto.

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i can't remember if these had been posted already... if not, enjoy

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- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

- I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

- Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

- Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

- There is a great need for sarcasm font.

- Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.

- I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies".

- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

- I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories.

- Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

- If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

- Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem …

- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

- There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

- I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

- When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

- I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

- Why is a school zone 25 km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles...

- As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

- Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

- My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

- I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

- I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

- The other night I ordered take away and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
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i so did the nintendo catridge one, i had a sega master and mega drive back in the day
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