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Whose was the First Dick you Ever Saw Besides Your Dad's and What Was Your Reaction?
I was drinking at a bar with trina last night and this topic came up. She had a very interesting story about Moomba that I'm sure she'll presently share, and it got us thinking...

We all saw our Daddy's willies growing up I'm sure, but what was your response to the NEXT one you saw?


I remember the day quite clearly. It was a hot day, I was on my way to my Mum's work on the train. There was a fat man sitting opposite me in some King Gee shorts with wide legs. His legs were quite far apart. You can see where this is going.

UP one short-leg I saw it. As I recall my main two responses were:
1. Oh my god its SO hairy!
2. It looks like a pale white worm!

Subsequently I had another traumatic willy-exposure at the beach. I had been having a frolic in the waves and mistakenly wandered into the men's toilets for a wee! There was a big fat man with a little pink willy in a nest of curly pubes standing under the shower and when he saw me he made a very high-pitched feminine noise and darted away into the stalls. I, of course, teararsed out of there and luckily was distracted from the unexpected willy-viewing by horrifyingly stepping full-bare-foot in a massive freshlaid dogshit, after which I then spent about an hour feverishly scrubbing and scrubbing it away.


So - any scary todger stories out there?
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Probably someone in the change rooms when we went swimming in primary school.

They were all uncircumcised so they all looked weird... and thin.

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Never been scared of the willy. Embrace it imo. Me and my willy, are best mates, we share our best moments together, and share our worst moments together.


In closing - My willie > all.
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Prolly footy change rooms after I'd finished PRIMING & ventured out of the shower...

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My friends, when I was very young, we had just been swimming in our river, nuff said.
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Subsequently I had another traumatic willy-exposure at the beach. I had been having a frolic in the waves and mistakenly wandered into the men's toilets for a wee! There was a big fat man with a little pink willy in a nest of curly pubes standing under the shower and when he saw me he made a very high-pitched feminine noise and darted away into the stalls. I, of course, teararsed out of there and luckily was distracted from the unexpected willy-viewing by horrifyingly stepping full-bare-foot in a massive freshlaid dogshit, after which I then spent about an hour feverishly scrubbing and scrubbing it away.


So - any scary todger stories out there?

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i never saw a doodle until i was sixteen, but I saw this guys nuts in grade 5 in a similar way becy saw the old fat guys. It was school camp and we were all watching a movie, and he called my name and i looked over, and he was sitting cross legged and bam - i saw his nuts.
first time i saw a doodle was at my Debutante after party, i was so f*cked i hooked up with a wu tang homie like khunt. He had a small one and couldnt get it up. I laughed but he still tried to root me.
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i never saw a doodle until i was sixteen, but I saw this guys nuts in grade 5 in a similar way becy saw the old fat guys. It was school camp and we were all watching a movie, and he called my name and i looked over, and he was sitting cross legged and bam - i saw his nuts.
first time i saw a doodle was at my Debutante after party, i was so f*cked i hooked up with a wu tang homie like khunt. He had a small one and couldnt get it up. I laughed but he still tried to root me.
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this other kid when i was maybe 5..

we were in the bath...he pissed in my right ear...wasnt impressed
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Enough about your week becy.

Gruso funny. BTW, disappointed to get no response from you re: my offer in the Steak & what? thread....!


Now my first experience, apart from seeing Dad's, was this classic flasher guy when I was in about Grade 6. He had the grey trenchcoat and all. My memories are of a skinny white guy, and me just standing there laughing.
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in year 6 we had a visit by some kids and their teacher from a 'special school' to teach us about accepting different types of people etc etc, we were sitting in this big circle and one of the 'special kids' who looked alot older than the other kids was sitting across from me with the biggest donger i have ever seen flopped out the bottom of his stubbie shorts.

that really scarred me
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To go with my lifestyle threads:



My first reaction to seeing my first will aprt from Dads was to compare sizes.
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Gruso funny. BTW, disappointed to get no response from you re: my offer in the Steak & what? thread....!

ooh.. I'm off to check that out!
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My brothers and my reaction was "Damn, that's pretty big"
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I actually can't remember. Would have just been as kids swimming at the local creek though me thinks.
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My brothers and my reaction was "Damn, that's pretty big"


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My first.. and this is a reason why guys should never wear boxer shorts swimming.. chuck a leg spread.. package falls out the side.. little dangly weiner and his buddies!
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the kid next door who used to flash it at me when i was about 8!

i ended up kicking him in the groin after many warnings!!

he never did it again!!

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I started trying to remember, but all I got was masses of dicks so I stopped.
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Hmmm, I always avoided looking at other boys bits in the changing rooms but one day in primary school at swimming this kid walks out of the changing rooms with his entire package hanging out the leg of his DTs.

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And later that year, a kid in the special education department just decided to take a piss in the middle of the sandpit at lunchtime, not even a metre from where other kids where playing...

Not even discreetely, just stands up, drops his dacks and undies and lets it out.

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We had a wierd kid in our primary school called Micheal Baker, and he used to ask you to pick up his crayon under the table, and when you bent down to pick it up, you would see that he had his knob out. Sometimes he even coloured in the head with felt tips for added effect.


I wonder what he's doing now?
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Ok here is mine!

Young maybe 12 at moomba sitting on the grass with some friends ...................
I decided to lay back on the grass looked up and OMFG there was standing a man with YES THOSES SHORTS!!!!!

I looked straight up them!

Well of course i go eeekkkkkkk! He looks down see's some little girl staring back looking up his shorts at his dick.............. and bolts!


1st thought EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2nd thought I never EVER wanna touch one yuk!


Well I think its safe 2 say that didnt last!

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while i was being baby sat, before i even started school , the kid of the lady watching me just started pissing in the toilet while i was brushing my teeth right next to me, saying look at me i'm making grape juice!!

then in grade one on the last day a greek boy called george flashed me his willy... which wasn't as bad as the boy i had to sit next to in grade 3 and 4, Billy, he kept ripping it out and flashing it to me, and they always made me sit next to him!!!

i thought ewww ugly
I told my friend and she asked to me draw what one looked like on the wall!!

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i remember couple of years back, went to the local pool cause it was such a hot day, and i look down, and my bf's bits were there flashing out the side of his board shorts, i looked across and there was this little girl staring with her jaw open in absolute amazement, probably the first time she saw one, i cracked up laughing and subtly told my bf to close his legs, as he was attracting an audience
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MY dick was the first one that I ever saw, and I saw it even before I saw my old man's.
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when i was about 4 or 5 back in the mother land i had a couple of best buddies i hung around. one was a girl, one was a boy. it was a case of 'ill show you mine if you show me yours'... well i saw cock, but i got to see some pussy too!
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uh... can you guys enlighten me..
whats a dick? i think that my mummy tried to tell me.. but i got distracted when she started talking about birds and bees..
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My babysitter, when I was three...

But that's a whole other thread...

or maybe not.

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You're a dick.
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a combination with hilarious consequences?

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you know what...
i can't quite rightly remember...
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I really can't remember either...

I think its a case of the girls remember more because its such a shock to the system, I can recall the first giney that I saw, I was playing doctors and nurses, she was a friend of the family's, we were the same age, about 6 I think, I kept wanting to touch it and play with it... strange how that hasn't really changed either.....

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