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Becy wants me, but I'm "so much man" (her words), that she's happy to share me with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba and that bird from Alias....

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Minute traces of gold can be found in human urine.


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Becy wants me, but I'm "so much man" (her words), that she's happy to share me with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba and that bird from Alias....

Who also want me

I'm a girl :blush:



and i really DON'T want you and you DON'T know all this and you STILL DON'T want me and you haven't pm'ed me with pictures of your HUGE cock and i haven't rubbed olive oil into my PETITE flaps and delicately rubbed one out over the whole shebang. And mum didn't catch me trying to shove two rolls of five cent coins up there either
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And mum didn't catch me trying to shove two rolls of five cent coins up there either



Girls LOVE it when you "Surprise" them with Anal Sex....

In fact they don't just LOVE it, they EXPECT it.

If you don't do it, they turn into Lesbians and die 4 days later
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There is actually NO SUCH Thing as lesbians. Just bitches what need a jolly good root.
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madoogles has a full and complete understanding of how this thread works



[EDIT]
And i'm still a lezzo what doesnt want to r00t him
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madoogles has a full and complete understanding of how this thread works



[EDIT]
And i'm still a lezzo what doesnt want to r00t him

Moogles is NOT going to bed for a wank thinking about Becy as a lesbian
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Moogles is NOT going to bed for a wank thinking about Becy as a lesbian

Becy hasn't already jilled off today over some free porn on the internet and in fact has no girljizzum left over for a femassage thinking about moogles, and also doesnt have any embarassing stories to tell her doctor as to why she has something known as tennis elbow yet not from playing tennis



"i was making sandwiches and i slipped" ahhh that'll do. it did last time.
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plan-b has the face, mind and outlook of a much more mature person.
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plan-b knows exactly whether he's insulted or complimented...

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Becy hasn't already jilled off today over some free porn on the internet and in fact has no girljizzum left over for a femassage thinking about moogles, and also doesnt have any embarassing stories to tell her doctor as to why she has something known as tennis elbow yet not from playing tennis



"i was making sandwiches and i slipped" ahhh that'll do. it did last time.

not one of my friends have 'wanker's cramp'...

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Worcestershire sauce is actually made from ground up cockroaches. They also go into this stuff called cochineal which is used to flavour and colour cakes. Odds are if you've chowed down on your nanna's rainbow cake, you've had a cockroach between your lips.

Which well... yeah story of my life
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plan-b knows exactly whether he's insulted or complimented...

becy's a sensitive type of girl to things like that and hopes not to get into any flame wars
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It's like you've been reading my mind becy
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becy's a sensitive type of girl to things like that and hopes not to get into any flame wars

plan-b can be fucked right now thinking of a response... but will get back to u on it later...

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plan-b is offended by this comment...

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And there are no crap DJ photos, including the poxy ones that Plan-B posted on ITM.
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Scientists from the University of Darwin, NT, think that Dingos must have arrived in Australia on rafts made out of Aborigines.

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It's a little known fact that there is no actual Welsh language. Welsh people just talk like that for a bit of a laugh.

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Scientists from the University of Darwin, NT, think that Dingos must have arrived in Australia on rafts made out of Aborigines.



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becy doesn't really exist, she is just another one of trAse's aliases.

I was flirting with trAse..?

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