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Do taller guys have bigger schlongs?
Serious question guys. This has been eating me up inside. I mean a friend was wondering.

Do taller guys on average have bigger johnsons that shorter guys?

I know it's not how big it is but how you use it.

But my friend would still like to know.

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funny question for a guy named lowjohnny to ask, isn't it?

wouldn't have a clue. doubt there's much of a corelation.
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I'm 5'8 and mines average size, but no complaints from the women thus far.......or at least none of them have told me that to my face, lol.

It stands to reason that if you are generally a bigger person, all of your bodyparts will be bigger, including your johnson.
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Yeah, I doubt there's a correlation.

Am fairly certain someone told me or maybe I read it....anyway was thinking about that guy from Austin Powers and how he was pulling that tall blonde and am fairly sure that I found out that midgets have normal sized genitalia...so, yeah I guess size and size aren't related.
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Nah, just post it here if you're so confident that we won't all be rolling on the floor laughing.
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oh dear god

ok
i've seen some tall guys with small willies
i've seen some short guys with small willies
i've seen some tall guys with average willies
i've seen some short guys with average willies
i've seen some tall guys with large willies
i've seen some short guys with large willies

height IMO makes no difference to how big your willy is going to be
on short guys they tend to look bigger because of proportion
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hey...i say no....

just look at the "logans" on big borther" smallest weiners I've ever seen

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on short guys they tend to look bigger because of proportion

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definitely not... in my limited experience its actually the contrary
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Originally Posted by nettsu

oh dear god

ok
i've seen some tall guys with small willies
i've seen some short guys with small willies
i've seen some tall guys with average willies
i've seen some short guys with average willies
i've seen some tall guys with large willies
i've seen some short guys with large willies

height IMO makes no difference to how big your willy is going to be
on short guys they tend to look bigger because of proportion

Listen to the man, he's seen thousands of em.

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Listen to the man, he's seen thousands of em.



the sad thing is its verging on the truth

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I know an endocronologist (who deals with cocks on a daily basis) and he said that if anything, generally the tall skinny guys have bigger dicks. But he doesn't think there is any direct correlation between body height and dick height becauase there are too many hormonal and genetic factors to take into account.

DHT (a derivative of testosterone) is what is mainly responsible for penis growth. There's a country (foget which one, somewhere in europe, could be the dominican republic) where some boys are born without the enzyme which converts testosterone to DHT and at birth their genetalia is so ambiguous that many of them are raised as girls
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i dont think it makes a difference,

i mean you can get fat chicks with no tits,
skinny chicks with massive tits
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I can't say I am as experienced as nettsu.. but my answer to this question would be NO NO NO!!!

The size of a schlong [lets call it that] has got nothing to do with your height, weight, your shoe size and so on.. it's a God's gift.. if got loves you, then you get a big one i guess..
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I didnt think height or size had anything to do with it to tell the truth, and I remember all the last studies showing that bigger floppies dont get as hard and smaller floppies get way harder and that by the time most men are aroused they're all around the same size.

Having said that, mine is way bigger of course.
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I always thouht it ran on a reverse pinoccio theory: if you lie about how big it is - it gets smaller, if you tell the truth - it gets bigger..
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From what I have seen...NO..
In fact...judging by physical appearance there isn't a way to tell how big the schlong is going to be (unfortunately :p)..
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oh dear



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Quote:

Originally Posted by ROCK_2_DA_BEAT

Iit's a God's gift.. if got loves you, then you get a big one i guess..

Im 6 foot and lean with 8 inches does god love me?
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Thanks guys.

See the real reason I asked is cause my girl's ex was a tall skinny dude, and I'm only 5'9 tops. :blush:

Consequently I feared she may have been used to 12 odd inches of love instead of the 9 odd I can provide.

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Im 6 foot and lean with 8 inches does god love me?

No, but Satan loves you for lying!!!
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No, but Satan loves you for lying!!!

ive always preferred hell
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This thread is funny...
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12 inches is a foot man.

I've never seen a foot long dick in my whole life.

This thread does answer one question though.

Do men lie about their penis length?

A resounding yes.

Metric came in years ago guys. We talk in cm now.

Back to the topic.

You see this is why midgets are just wrong. I mean a midget fucking a 'normal' sized woman is barely going to infiltrate the hole and a female midget fucking a 'normal' sized man is essentiall going to get split in 2.

I think all couples should be the same height so their ugly bits fit together properly and noone gets that 'banging on the back of the uterus' sensation.

Serious*cough*ly.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LowJohnny

... girl's ex was a tall skinny dude, and I'm only 5'9 tops. :blush:

Consequently I feared she may have been used to 12 odd inches of love instead of the 9 odd I can provide.

Mate, been there done that - here is the mantra when taking over a g/f where the ex was richer/buffer:

"Fuck that loser, I have the girl, I am the winner"

repeat x 1000.

And never, ever be nice to the prick! Hard as nails johnny, hard as freakin nails my man.
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I always thought if you had big hands you'd have a big schlong. *shrugs*
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Well thats why I like girls with small hands....
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Originally Posted by krafty_x

I've never seen a foot long dick in my whole life.

i have

i felt sorry for the guy... really sweet, hot as, really nice but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!

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i don't think there is a correlation, i remember on austin powers, when mini me gets his out, and it hits the ground and austins dad makes the tripod comment...


see there's proof
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Quote:

Originally Posted by P00318

Im 6 foot and lean with 8 inches does god love me?

don't know about God.. but I do!!
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Originally Posted by nettsu

i have

i felt sorry for the guy... really sweet, hot as, really nice but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!

yes

Mmm I sure wouldn't be racing to get one of those in my bum bum.
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I've never seen a foot long dick in my whole life.


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i don't think there is a correlation, i remember on austin powers, when mini me gets his out, and it hits the ground and austins dad makes the tripod comment...


see there's proof

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Hornsey Road exists in its own time and space, like that alternate 1985 in Back to the Future II where Biff's in charge and there's tanks on the street and prostitutes everywhere.

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how long is twelve inches in centimetres? is it 2.2 cm for every inch? That'd make it 26cm?

When I hold the ruler horizontally, I'm thinking I've seen maybe close but then when I hold it vertically, yeah, I don't think so. Actually, yeah, I definitely don't think so.
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You sure lubs? I dont know my inches from cms but I know that given the right circumstances I've just pipped the 30cm mark ( yes the rulers were out hehe) and I certainly dont consider myself a big-boy.
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I had a footlong the other day i was so sore afterwards.











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Dude, I can't believe I'm going to admit this but I just quickly held the ruler up from my crotch and thirty centremetres would just about hit my chest...and I'm about five nine/ten so I'm not short. So given the fact that it would probably start about three inches lower, that's still well above my belly button.
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Well yeah, an average fat will reach my belly-button, that's what the waist-band of my pants is for lol, tucking it under.

And don't forget I'm guy and I was in charge of measuring my own so no doubt there was using as much downforce as possible on the ruler and as much stretching and pushing and sucking in of breath to get the length up.

Edit - it was so long ago but Im sure I'm not imagining things... do they make such a thing as a 20cm ruler??
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1 inch = 2.54cm

12 inches = 30.48cm.



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