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Post a picture of your cock!
I'll go first...

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Bwahahahahahaha BEST ITM EVER!!!!
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best post ever.
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Ban.


and thats just for the size of that thing.
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I'm laughing so much.

Words cannot express.
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oh fuck!! you will get banned. but fuck it was worth it
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Ok so who's going next?
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NE1 GOT NE P1LL5!
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Here u go dude

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oh yes@#$%#! awesome thread
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you've got more pubes than the hair on my head
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quick someone get a screen cap for this moment.
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you've got more pubes than the hair on my head



Reminds me of the "rav" incident.
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OMG

ITS THE INFAMOUS BOXINGDAY OF 2004 COCK!!!

Becy and mick and #itm (on austnet) know!!

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

Last edited by Morphee: 31-Oct-05 at 11:07pm

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quick someone get a screen cap for this moment.

Rest assured I'm frantically saving.
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please elaborate mick
and more cocks.


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MEAKLY.

How mysterious. :p
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I moton to leave teh thread open so EVERYONE can laugh at him

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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loopi stop posting...makes u seem desperate
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso

MEAKLY.

I see you read our definitions.
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4 posts?

mickstah has the same
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I moton to leave teh thread open so EVERYONE can laugh at him

Agree, it would be so sad to see it deleted.
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wtf, i didn't expect to really see a cock.
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Quote:

Originally Posted by risk


I wana pluck you like an animal!!!!

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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I see you read our definitions.

I just had to double check them, I wanted to post punis.
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hehehe funny sh1t...
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I'm glad I was here for this momentus occasion.
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let's try to get this to 2 pages before it's deleted.
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<supa> if someone posts a cock on itm and becy isn't there to see it was a cock really posted on itm?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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^^^^^^

lol. excellent question
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I think the answer is no.

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Can anyone really see a cock there??? Im abit suspect about it...

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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......kinda of an......'interesting' way to start you itm posting career innit?

but where is it? I honestly can't see it!!

notice how his location is TAS........tasmania?
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Where is becy!?
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and who's alias is the cock poster?
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Quote:

Originally Posted by loopi

4 posts?

mickstah has the same

was a certain irony in posting that.
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It's like a magic eye. You've got to look past the pubes and eventually a cock will start to form before your eyes.
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You guys have mental problems.


And that's why I love you you.

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Quote:

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It's like a magic eye. You've got to look past the pubes and eventually a cock will start to form before your eyes.

its not a schooner, its a sailboat
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Originally Posted by onetallpoppy

was a certain irony in posting that.

i have no idea what you're on about.
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Needs more pubes.

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I really wasnt expecting that.
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i have no idea what you're on about.

no matter. moments gone.

focus on paying out his knob and reaching a couple of pages on this thread
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