General

Post a picture of your cock!

Closed thread
  Tools
Morphee +

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge

Morphee's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 3,987
Posts
16,626
[Edit by Moderator: racist remark removed]

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRZA View Post

hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

d-_-b +

Registered User

d-_-b's Avatar
Joined
Oct '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
223
d-_-b +

Registered User

d-_-b's Avatar
Joined
Oct '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
223
trAse +

He'll never be an old man rafter

trAse's Avatar
Joined
Oct '02
Times thanked
< 13,966
Posts
22,916
this thread needs more lame pics.
ヽ༼ʘ̆ںʘ̆༽ ノ
d-_-b +

Registered User

d-_-b's Avatar
Joined
Oct '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
223
supa +

absent :/

supa's Avatar
Joined
Aug '02
Times thanked
< 1
Posts
4,267
it's taken me a long time to respond to this thread as i'm still lost in the jungle.

something about this cock strikes me as vaguely familiar, indeed, i think it may possibly be a "famous itm cawk"

/me envisages future threads where people ask "how much itm cock have you seen"
17:18:30 legless> people on the internet shouldnt go out with each other, girls should meet men the old fashion way, in the back of a Lancer with 4 other guys and some rope
Morphee +

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge

Morphee's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 3,987
Posts
16,626
so how do you like your cock?

Fried? Boiled? Mashed? Uncircumsized?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRZA View Post

hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

DjReal +

Deep House Fanatic

DjReal's Avatar
Joined
Dec '02
Times thanked
< 23
Posts
5,330
Gigs:
19/11 - Outside @ Electric Playground
26/11 - Outside @ Electric Playground
Morphee +

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge

Morphee's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 3,987
Posts
16,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by supa

/me envisages future threads where people ask "how much itm cock have you seen"

I recall we had this conversation last night

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRZA View Post

hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

Gruso +

Gruso's Avatar
Joined
Aug '04
Times thanked
< 17,368
Posts
34,490

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphee

so how do you like your cock?

Fried? Boiled? Mashed? Uncircumsized?

Cured and cellared.
Mickstah +

"Science needs to be applied to beds"

Mickstah's Avatar
Joined
Jun '02
Times thanked
< 3,501
Posts
24,949

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso

Cured and cellared.

Nothing like a long tall glass right?
ಥ_ಥ - - - - - - - - - - - -ಠ_

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable."
Dean Learner
Trase Love:
O Mick you are so cool
More cooler than a dolphin
Let's hug me


becy +

is the rarity you find only when everything is correct

becy's Avatar
Joined
Jan '03
Times thanked
< 1,574
Posts
28,371
Holy
Fucking
Shit


Its So Meakly And Its Just Been Nozzled!!!!!!
This is ITM
Home of the NSFW Nazis

Discuss snackfoods, bitch about the DJ Top100 Poll, or make mildly embarassing, banal admissions about your personal life.
WE'RE IN BEIGE COUNTRY NOW.
Gruso +

Gruso's Avatar
Joined
Aug '04
Times thanked
< 17,368
Posts
34,490
becy +

is the rarity you find only when everything is correct

becy's Avatar
Joined
Jan '03
Times thanked
< 1,574
Posts
28,371
Its been nearly a year

And finally....

We finally... get... to see it... AGAIN!

HOLY GODAMN CHRIST THE PUBES ON THAT THING!!!!!!
This is ITM
Home of the NSFW Nazis

Discuss snackfoods, bitch about the DJ Top100 Poll, or make mildly embarassing, banal admissions about your personal life.
WE'RE IN BEIGE COUNTRY NOW.
Mickstah +

"Science needs to be applied to beds"

Mickstah's Avatar
Joined
Jun '02
Times thanked
< 3,501
Posts
24,949
Couldn't have said it better myself becy
ಥ_ಥ - - - - - - - - - - - -ಠ_

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable."
Dean Learner
Trase Love:
O Mick you are so cool
More cooler than a dolphin
Let's hug me


Morphee +

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge

Morphee's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 3,987
Posts
16,626
Dear Penis owner

You make me laugh so much, RSTEPCA!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRZA View Post

hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

Last edited by Morphee: 31-Oct-05 at 11:05pm

loopi +

bliss :D

loopi's Avatar
Joined
Jan '05
Times thanked
< 860
Posts
9,958
LOL
<3
bornslippy1984 +

Untitled.

bornslippy1984's Avatar
Joined
Jan '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
7
Bwahaha! Best ITM ever.

Really didn't expect that.
This signature intentionally left blank.
becy +

is the rarity you find only when everything is correct

becy's Avatar
Joined
Jan '03
Times thanked
< 1,574
Posts
28,371
NOW
you all understand this:


This is ITM
Home of the NSFW Nazis

Discuss snackfoods, bitch about the DJ Top100 Poll, or make mildly embarassing, banal admissions about your personal life.
WE'RE IN BEIGE COUNTRY NOW.
Mickstah +

"Science needs to be applied to beds"

Mickstah's Avatar
Joined
Jun '02
Times thanked
< 3,501
Posts
24,949
Words cannot express
ಥ_ಥ - - - - - - - - - - - -ಠ_

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable."
Dean Learner
Trase Love:
O Mick you are so cool
More cooler than a dolphin
Let's hug me


pringles +

A gift real special

pringles's Avatar
Joined
Jun '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
4,294,967,184
fuck thats a jungle

now im hairy but fuck, ever heard of maintence ?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
MiSsB29 +

Registered User

MiSsB29's Avatar
Joined
Mar '04
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
5,607
FUCK YES.
d-_-b +

Registered User

d-_-b's Avatar
Joined
Oct '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
223
that better not be adrian morton showing his even worser half
MiSsB29 +

Registered User

MiSsB29's Avatar
Joined
Mar '04
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
5,607
BESTITMEVERAEVERA!!!
Morphee +

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge

Morphee's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 3,987
Posts
16,626
Someone get that man a chainsaw

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRZA View Post

hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

bornslippy1984 +

Untitled.

bornslippy1984's Avatar
Joined
Jan '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
7
That has to be the most worthwhile post in ages. Your ban will be so, so fucking worth it.
This signature intentionally left blank.
Mickstah +

"Science needs to be applied to beds"

Mickstah's Avatar
Joined
Jun '02
Times thanked
< 3,501
Posts
24,949

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-_-b

that better not be adrian morton showing his even worser half

Penis needs a beanie.
ಥ_ಥ - - - - - - - - - - - -ಠ_

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable."
Dean Learner
Trase Love:
O Mick you are so cool
More cooler than a dolphin
Let's hug me


d-_-b +

Registered User

d-_-b's Avatar
Joined
Oct '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
223

Quote:

Originally Posted by pringles

fuck thats a jungle

now im hairy but fuck, ever heard of maintence ?


?
DjReal +

Deep House Fanatic

DjReal's Avatar
Joined
Dec '02
Times thanked
< 23
Posts
5,330
this thread is pure class!
Gigs:
19/11 - Outside @ Electric Playground
26/11 - Outside @ Electric Playground
bornslippy1984 +

Untitled.

bornslippy1984's Avatar
Joined
Jan '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
7

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-_-b

that better not be adrian morton showing his even worser half

Dude, unless the rest of his body is miniscule, it would be slightly less than half.
This signature intentionally left blank.
Mickstah +

"Science needs to be applied to beds"

Mickstah's Avatar
Joined
Jun '02
Times thanked
< 3,501
Posts
24,949
I bore witness to the great itm penis of 2005.
ಥ_ಥ - - - - - - - - - - - -ಠ_

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable."
Dean Learner
Trase Love:
O Mick you are so cool
More cooler than a dolphin
Let's hug me


Morphee +

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge

Morphee's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 3,987
Posts
16,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-_-b

that better not be adrian morton showing his even worser half

Adrian has no cock. Nor balls..

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRZA View Post

hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

d-_-b +

Registered User

d-_-b's Avatar
Joined
Oct '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
223
ok i meant showing his worst side
loopi +

bliss :D

loopi's Avatar
Joined
Jan '05
Times thanked
< 860
Posts
9,958

Quote:

Originally Posted by becy

NOW
you all understand this:


ROLFLMAO!
<3
pringles +

A gift real special

pringles's Avatar
Joined
Jun '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
4,294,967,184

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-_-b


?

nah more like

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
bornslippy1984 +

Untitled.

bornslippy1984's Avatar
Joined
Jan '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickstah

I bore witness to the great itm penis of 2005.

...and all I got was this crappy tshirt?

I'll be wearing that to Field Day.
This signature intentionally left blank.
Mickstah +

"Science needs to be applied to beds"

Mickstah's Avatar
Joined
Jun '02
Times thanked
< 3,501
Posts
24,949
I heart becy for bringing tracts into an already perfect thread, thrusting this piece of itm history into godlike proportions.
ಥ_ಥ - - - - - - - - - - - -ಠ_

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable."
Dean Learner
Trase Love:
O Mick you are so cool
More cooler than a dolphin
Let's hug me


Morphee +

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge

Morphee's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 3,987
Posts
16,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickstah

Penis needs a beanie.

A pee-nie?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRZA View Post

hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

datakid +

RACK OF LAME

datakid's Avatar
Joined
Dec '04
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
8,456


no hair makes it look bigger!
the jingle jangle of a thousand lost souls.
pringles +

A gift real special

pringles's Avatar
Joined
Jun '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
4,294,967,184
nothing will make that look big
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
spice_of_life +

what the fuck is this shit?

spice_of_life's Avatar
Joined
Feb '04
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
10,021

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphee

A pee-nie?

a jimmy hat!
NE1 GOT NE P1LL5!
Tron +

coz I keepz it realler

Tron's Avatar
Joined
Sep '05
Times thanked
< 2
Posts
685
classy thread
bornslippy1984 +

Untitled.

bornslippy1984's Avatar
Joined
Jan '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
7

Quote:

Originally Posted by pringles

nothing will make that look big

Even photoshop has its limits.
This signature intentionally left blank.
Mickstah +

"Science needs to be applied to beds"

Mickstah's Avatar
Joined
Jun '02
Times thanked
< 3,501
Posts
24,949

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphee

A pee-nie?

We could market this shit for sure.
ಥ_ಥ - - - - - - - - - - - -ಠ_

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable."
Dean Learner
Trase Love:
O Mick you are so cool
More cooler than a dolphin
Let's hug me


MiSsB29 +

Registered User

MiSsB29's Avatar
Joined
Mar '04
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
5,607
Lets name it'
becy +

is the rarity you find only when everything is correct

becy's Avatar
Joined
Jan '03
Times thanked
< 1,574
Posts
28,371
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> the thing is mick
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> the best thing
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> is that its hairier
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> and smaller
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> than i remember
<becy_sol1d_pr0n>
<Mickstah> YES!
<Mickstah> exactkly@!!!
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> hahahahahaha
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> thats the funniest part
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> lol
<Mickstah> I'm so not disappointed
<Mickstah> it's like everything we've been saying about the cock
<Mickstah> the meakly
<Mickstah> the forest
<Mickstah> the egyptian pubes
<Mickstah> it's all EXACTLY how I remember x10
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> YES
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> I KNOW
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> normaly yo'ure disappointed
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> your memory is different
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> things seem smaller when you're older, when you go back to them
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> but
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> not this
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> this is.... more meakly than i could have possibly imagined
<becy_sol1d_pr0n> or remembered...
This is ITM
Home of the NSFW Nazis

Discuss snackfoods, bitch about the DJ Top100 Poll, or make mildly embarassing, banal admissions about your personal life.
WE'RE IN BEIGE COUNTRY NOW.
Morphee +

Everybody recognise rastaman to show them some knowledge

Morphee's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 3,987
Posts
16,626
Im going to report my own post to get some mods attention.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRZA View Post

hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

onetallpoppy +

mutcity

onetallpoppy's Avatar
Joined
Feb '03
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
4,347

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiSsB29

Lets name it'

from what i gathered some people on here already know its name, well its owners at least
Commando Sting +

mnml avtr

Commando Sting's Avatar
Joined
May '05
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
4,656
lets call it Bec.
fck mnml the new buzzword is maximal
Lissie +

Registered User

Lissie's Avatar
Joined
May '03
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
3,921
Well it has no warts so we can rule out at least one ITMer.
LISSIE RHYMES WITH PISSIE



Quote:

Originally Posted by mike_L

Silva you're going the right way for a smacked bottom and I don't care who knows it!

Closed thread

« Previous Thread Next Thread »

Posting Rules

+
    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts