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And the natural fuzz on the upper lip

that's why freakin' laz0r beams were invented.

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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I think the one on far left is pretty damn hot

you're talking about the dude, right?
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those girls are so feral, I cant believe people are happy to look that way.
IN PUBLIC!!
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those girls are so feral, I cant believe people are happy to look that way.
IN PUBLIC!!

I don't think they have any other choice. But the fact that they think they look good is beyond me
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I have always said those kinda girls have to be the worst kind of friend. Allowing each other to go out looking like that rankness!
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I had a friend who's friend looked like that, I was so close to saying something one day.. thankfully theyre not friends anymore.

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I don't think they have any other choice. But the fact that they think they look good is beyond me

Honest;l I think without all that fake tan clumped inbetween their eyebrows and mostaches and the heap of makeup ontop of that they wouldnt look as feral.

Also the stupid fucking headbands in a nightclub look horrible.
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Also the stupid fucking headbands in a nightclub look horrible.

Haha I was going to mention that! The chick with the one that goes around the middle of her forehead look so dumb.
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I dont get it!!








its a quiet afternoon in the office, so I did some searching.
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How does one think that orange is a better alternative to pale? I've also noticed a strong correlation between orange fake tan and horse face. May need to be investigated further.
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you're talking about the dude, right?

heee heee nice joke, dad
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although some of these girls have way too much tan, real men would still fuk em.
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although some of these girls have way too much tan, real men would still fuk em.

Obviously. But doggie-style of course.
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Today an orange chick brushed past me, i was wearing a no longer white jacket. Fuck her life with a rake, please.

I can understand fake tan gone wrong, people do it all the time, but i don't know why they want to make it look intentional?!
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second from the right looks a LOT like my housemate's sister. a bit too tubby, but seriously could be her. she also loves to trowel that shit on.... she came back less tanned from a week away sitting on the beach [and you guessed it, she went to Kuta]

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second from the right looks a LOT like my housemate's sister. a bit too tubby, but seriously could be her. she also loves to trowel that shit on.... she came back less tanned from a week away sitting on the beach [and you guessed it, she went to Kuta]

She has nice boobies.
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She has nice boobies.

they both do

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She has nice boobies.

indeed.

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Fake tan or not (and I hate the shit, it stinks and makes bed sheets go orange) I and most other guys would fuck the shit out of most of the slappers in this thread.
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my discman had electronic shock protection. not something i'd look for in a chick, even after you slap her she'd keep on bitching for 30 seconds

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Every now and again a tan of the gods needs to be displayed to shame all the wannabes.

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My muzza's are more tanked up than your muzzas!

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the night club is called hictik??
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Nah it's called Hectik.

Must be off tap brah.
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i swear the stamp on her hand says flute open?

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Hers probably says "flaps open"
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