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Things you should never say to a DJ...
1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"!
3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS!
5. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9. HEY, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
10. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!
11. PLEASE PLAY "**********", ITS MY BIRTHDAY
12 WHEN WILL YOU PLAY IT?
13 MY DAD/ROOMMATE/EX WIFE/STEPSON OWNS THE CLUB, PLEASE PLAY
14. CAN I DJ?
15. Im a dj also, you should play ***** and mix it with *****.
16.'I'm the owners girlfriend and he wants you to play this song...'
17. Can you please play it again
18. Is it gonna be this music all night??
19. Can you play song no "**" on the disc "*" of "Random unheard of compilation" CD
20. Hey! Where can I buy dr**s"
21. Can I leave my coat in here ?
22. Where is the cloakroom/toilets/bar/exit??
23. Can you make an announcement that its my Birthday
24. How much should I pay you to play "**********"
25. Did you see the girl/boy I came in with ??????
26. 'Jack and coke please'
27. Do you have a pen?
28. Are you the DJ????
29. 'Can I plug my ipod in so you can play MY music'
30. You Should play (insert name of the current biggest track here) and see how eveybody will dance
31.Hey! This is a good track!.Can I take your cd home???
32.Can you play something faster
33. Do you have a microphone to shout out my birthday ?
34. You got any R+B and Hip Hop ? (When playing house) & Vice Versa
35. Can I look thru your music/cds/records
36. Hey, what happens if I pull out this ? (When using Serato).
37. Can I play with the knobs ?
38. "you're really good for a girl" !!! haha
39. Dont mix in or out of the song , just play it from the beginning to the end
40. What you got a laptop for(while using serato)?. Bet it mixes it all for you.....that's cheating!
41. (While using serato with a laptop) " hey, can i go on faceboook on your laptop.?"

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hahahahaha, my god, I think I have had each of those.... more than once
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1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!

Haha, this was the first thing said to me at my first time playing at a houseparty. The next thing out of this chick's mouth was "Haven't you got any Latin music?"

I was playing prog at the time "Sorry love I left my Latin CD at home tonight..."
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What abt the new one that i seem to hear quite often now

" Can u play the new Ministry of Sound??.."

ffs..what is "the new Ministry of Sound"?? Is it a new track or a new artist?? hhehe..

I do what i always do.. " Unfortunately i don't have 'it' with me tonight but i know the 'track' ur talking abt...talk to my mate, he has them ..he will play them for sure.." -- problem solved !!!
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41. (While using serato with a laptop) " hey, can i go on faceboook on your laptop.?"

u serious.. thats sad n stupid.. asking if u can go on facebook whilst using serato..


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"can you play that song that goes hmm num dum dum dum hmm dum, u know its on track three of onelove"

oh and as an answer to Q20, which has been asked way too much, is "look for the midget on the dancefloor" and giggle at them looking like idiots while they search for a midget on the dancefloor.

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what about "can you order a cab for me?"
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That looks like it was taken from this facebook group ...

There are some funny ones in there!

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The amount of times no. 38 has been said to me, lol

I just love the people who try and hum a tune to you in a crowded noisy venue and expect you'll know it. Or those who get openly angry when you don't have the track they want.

(I got asked for TimeWarp one time as 2 people had just come from the Rocky Horror Picture Show ... then got annoyed when after 30mins they hadn't heard it ... I did tell them I didn't own it, lol)

The other night a guy came up and said "I used to DJ can I have a mix?" He didn't have records/cds or headphones with him. He expected I'd just step back and let him use my stuff.

The worst one of all is when the previous DJ comes up in the middle of your set and asks if he/she can play one more track? "Go away .. seriously, I stood around for 3hrs while you cleared the room ready for me to play to no one and the few people that are left you want me to let you take over the decks again?" ... well ok I didn't say that but I sure as hell was thinking it ... I just politely said no. He left 5 minutes later, lol
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at #20, sell them crushed panadol and make a profit.

at #26, just mix detergent and coke, it's foolproof i tells ya.
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Is "Can I look thru your music/cds/records" really all that bad...? I know I've done it a few times after the set has finished, and every time they let me... it's always been when I've really liked what they played...
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Originally Posted by SubbyBoy

What abt the new one that i seem to hear quite often now

" Can u play the new Ministry of Sound??.."

ffs..what is "the new Ministry of Sound"?? Is it a new track or a new artist?? hhehe..

I do what i always do.. " Unfortunately i don't have 'it' with me tonight but i know the 'track' ur talking abt...talk to my mate, he has them ..he will play them for sure.." -- problem solved !!!


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31.Hey! This is a good track!.Can I take your cd home???

What's wrong with that? it's a compliment in my books and I often have a few of my mix CDs in my bag for handing out if/when required.

If you're meaning the specific track as a single on a CD, then yeah, but off...but still, can easily burn it again.
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nub: "this [song] sucks.. play something good"

me: "what do you define as good?"

nub: "i dont know..."

me: "what kind of music do you like??"

nub: "i dont know..."

me: "house? electro? rnb? top40? pop? oldies? 90s? minimal? trance? tech? WHAT?!"

nub: "um... i dont know..."



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ive had a group crowd the booth to see what i was doing, go through my CDs, etc... i dont mind, as long as their not telling me what i should do & not interrupting my transitions, i just laugh & go with it cause they're just having fun, & your working with drunks so you have to be tolerant.
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Haha, i was at Sweet Chilli on friday and a mate of a mate who had come for my friends birthday asked me if i thought he should request some Daft Punk...hahaha. I was like honestly dude i don't reckon you should ask, its not really the type of thing that they play here...

He asked any way and the DJ conceded and said he'd play some booka.. lol, i think it was Tim Jirgenson, poor guy haha
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31.Hey! This is a good track!.Can I take your cd home???

ive had that.Im like each cd only has about 4 tracks on them there all long versions.Said he loved my music and wanted a cd.. I didnt have any demo's but i gave him my myspace and sent him a mix
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got anything thats not CRAP ?
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31.Hey! This is a good track!.Can I take your cd home???

ive had that.Im like each cd only has about 4 tracks on them there all long versions.Said he loved my music and wanted a cd.. I didnt have any demo's but i gave him my myspace and sent him a mix

I've had this from other DJs. Sorry dude, I'm not handing you my cd so you can just use it (and the other tracks on that CD) in your own sets
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Fuck you guys are too uptight...I've had Lee Burridge rip a CD out of his wallet and give it to me..."It's promo so just don't share it...I can re-burn it anytime"

Lee = PEOPLES CHAMPION!
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I've seen some really bad behavior at Home before. Guys crowding the booth and asking stupid questions, making smart arse comments.
Doesnt look like fun for the DJ's.
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Fuck you guys are too uptight...I've had Lee Burridge rip a CD out of his wallet and give it to me..."It's promo so just don't share it...I can re-burn it anytime"

Lee = PEOPLES CHAMPION!

i agree, i've seen heaps of big names do similar things. as long as you don't throw copies of promo's up everywhere on the interwebs I say share the love!
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Fuck you guys are too uptight...I've had Lee Burridge rip a CD out of his wallet and give it to me..."It's promo so just don't share it...I can re-burn it anytime"

Lee = PEOPLES CHAMPION!

was it a promo of his own track? Then by all means I'd do that as I want other people playing my music but I'm not about to hand over a cd of music that I've paid for that said person can now go off and use at their own gig at no cost to themselves ....

Plus I'm likely to forget I need to redo the CD I gave out and get to my next gig before I realise, lol
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Fuck you guys are too uptight...I've had Lee Burridge rip a CD out of his wallet and give it to me..."It's promo so just don't share it...I can re-burn it anytime"

Lee = PEOPLES CHAMPION!

Yeah he did that to me as well. Love him. He also whooped my arse and everyone elses in pool

Lee = POOL SHARK.

When I was down playing at Elsewhere at the goldie this fella came up to my off sider Mike who wasn't playing at that moment and to cut a long story short he offered us pills in exchange for a couple of cd's of music that no one else would have (being superstars and all). So he ended up with half dodgy cd's that should have been removed long ago and we had a great night
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How do you know that he wasn't shafting you with dodgy pills? Well obviously you know now, but Just the thought of you both thinking you outsmarted the other one lol
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doing 18ths and 21sts...

them: can you play X song

you: i already have

them: oh i just got here, can you play it again?

you: No...

VERY ANNOYING!
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You should never talk to the DJ full stop.

Everyone knows the DJ is too good to be spoken to
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hahahahaha, my god, I think I have had each of those.... more than once

Playing at qbar im not surprised....more than once in the one night, by the same person?
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in the space of 5 mins the other night i had requests for britney spears, kelly clarkson and gwen stefani

the look of disappointment on these people's faces is classic!
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Originally Posted by Master Mischief

28. Are you the DJ????

That is gold.
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got anything thats not CRAP ?

This one is especially funny yet tiresome. A good reply to that is to ask them to go to the bar and ask for a drink that's "not crap" or "better than this" or "anything but this". They won't get served. If they can't be specific about what they want to hear they'll get no time.
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Perhaps we need signs like they have on busses:
"Do not speak to the DJ while the turtable is in motion"
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All this talk has me worried....if I am out and a DJ is doing a good job I want to tell them, even more so if I am drunk....so how do you broach the subject without looking like a dick??

Just walk up and go "hey mate this is really cool, everyone is loving it, and I would know because I am a DJ" and point at your chest like a cheesy commercial salesman.....you would look like a tosser....

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oh djs love being told they are good ... don't be worried about that

I definitely appreciate it when people come over and say hi but the fine line between talking and giving a dj enough space to do what they are paid to be doing is always crossed. It can't be helped. People don't mean it but 95% of the time people who come up and say hi tend not to know when it's also time to leave the dj alone too hahaha
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oh djs love being told they are good ... don't be worried about that

I definitely appreciate it when people come over and say hi but the fine line between talking and giving a dj enough space to do what they are paid to be doing is always crossed. It can't be helped. People don't mean it but 95% of the time people who come up and say hi tend not to know when it's also time to leave the dj alone too hahaha

Spot on mate...I really don't mind peps coming up...and it's not the punters fault that they think that just because it's the end of a tune...that's the right time to approach a DJ...

I posted this mainly to get a feel on how other DJ's felt about punters approaching the booth...

You've got to admit though...some peps ask the most stupidist questions when they're loose...
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Playing at qbar im not surprised....more than once in the one night, by the same person?

LOL, yeah it use to be terrible! but the joint is coming good. However at 7:30 in the morn you are bound to get some random comments. My favs are the people who ask how to get upstairs and when I tell them they are on the top floor some people will argue with me and tell me how they have def been "up there before"..... errr ok, go for your life.

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Perhaps we need signs like they have on busses:
"Do not speak to the DJ while the turtable is in motion"

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This one is especially funny yet tiresome. A good reply to that is to ask them to go to the bar and ask for a drink that's "not crap" or "better than this" or "anything but this". They won't get served. If they can't be specific about what they want to hear they'll get no time.

nice suggestion - never thought of that... i just shook my head at the rudeness, hard not to take personally i guess
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LOL, yeah it use to be terrible! but the joint is coming good. However at 7:30 in the morn you are bound to get some random comments. My favs are the people who ask how to get upstairs and when I tell them they are on the top floor some people will argue with me and tell me how they have def been "up there before"..... errr ok, go for your life.

It's always been good....its just had some "interesting" patrons.

They prob are thinking of the dodgy back fire escape back downstairs to the evil room.
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There's alot of cool people out there, like Acid Jacks for instance, I was completely off my face telling them how awesome they were and how honeysmack should start doing beat tv again. He thanked me then went back to Dj'ing. Love it when Dj's don't act all high and mighty. They're still just a person.

I'm pretty sure I was encroaching on his personal space but he didn't take it personally, he just realised that I was wasted and didn't know any better at the time.
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A decent person and DJ is Paolo Mojo

I seen vids of him shacking peoples hands while both faders are up

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I thought 31 was asking for a demo CD. That's how I'd take it.

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got anything thats not CRAP ?

At a party I put on some chick apparently asked my door staff that. She asked for Rammstein. I forget what my doorman said but then she went back in and didn't come out until the end.
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the worst ones are the punters that stand next to you all knight and just stare at evrything your doing

they dot have to say anything but they just stare and stare and stare

and actuly the ones that are worse than that are the ones that come up and just start playting with your decks and get upset when you tell them to fuck off
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actually my favorite one ever isn't in that list
this actually happened to me in mid 05 when i was Djing at Cube (gay club) in Canberra

2 girls: are you gay?
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2 girls: are you strait?
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2 girls: want to have a threesome?
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IF these girls where hot tell your gf to fuck off its a 3some only ever happens once i used mine already tear* suttle braging

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The very first night I played out I got this:

"Can you play soljah boy?? I love that song!" as they continued to do the actions. I FARKING HATE THAT SONG!
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IF these girls where hot tell your gf to fuck off its a 3some only ever happens once i used mine already tear* suttle braging


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Perhaps we need signs like they have on busses:
"Do not speak to the DJ while the turtable is in motion"

LOVE IT!!!!

great idia im gonna gte ma graphic dezsigner to make me a sign that says that
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Originally Posted by Matty_neal

The very first night I played out I got this:

"Can you play soljah boy?? I love that song!" as they continued to do the actions. I FARKING HATE THAT SONG!

Good god i am with you 110% buddy ... Souljah Boy needs to be shot dead.
The amount of times i've heard "can you play some RnB" ... or ... "Got any *insert MOS / top 40 crap here* ?" makes me want to spew really... i mean honestly ... if your playing, for example, a set of Hardstyle at like 150 BPM, what are the chances of you dropping Crank Dat.
... Cause Britney's latest single will just seamlessly blend in with Hardstyle Instructor ... hmm ...
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HOWEVER...You're playing for the crowd. There's only a small percentage of people here who get paid to play exactly what they wanna play. In my case, I get paid to play mainly commercial HOUSE. so basically anything with a 128 bpm. souljah boy is 'hommous bpm'.
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