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Fat people with neck humps...
I think 89.7% of them have to be male, wispily goateed, beanie wearing heavy metal fans with band t's over there worn out Jay-Jay's long sleeved t shirts. Additionally, I have observed that a lot of them tend to walk on the inside edges of their feet creating a bizarre wedge effect on their trainer soles.
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I'm having trouble visualising it....

Can u MSPaint one?
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hahahah nice one KW. what exactly are neck humps? is that like hunch backs?
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its like a canckle for the neck/head combo.
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I'm having trouble visualising it....

Can u MSPaint one?


I will do my best mate - back shortly. Basically imagine someone trying to balance a small camping sized flesh coloured wok on their shoulders. With spurty neck pubes protruding.
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oh dear god

i just googled "fat woman neck" and there is a monster on all fours on a bed....



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not google searching this one at work... for that exact reason..
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hahahah nice one KW. what exactly are neck humps? is that like hunch backs?


Imagine a hunch back with a corset on - the gelatinous lard has to go somewhere; generally upwards like a tits in a push up bra
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its like a canckle for the neck/head combo.


exactly, a nead? a heck? - like a shoulder buttock basically.
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Becy - excuse my woeful artistic endeavour...
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its like a canckle for the neck/head combo.

Cankles make me sad

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With spurty neck pubes protruding.

There is now Tuscan Bean soup all over my desk ...
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Awesome thread.
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I almost feel mean taking the piss out of the train riding human camels now but one further thought struck me; as the frayed round neck of their upper garment stretches and allows for excessive downwards travel, exposing the lumpen protuberance - in this period of inclement weather maybe they get cold humps. Therefore I have designed a neck hump cozy, a beanie for the bulge you may say. It is designed to be non-slipping, and to avoid any feelings of stigma or self loathing - I have manufactured them to be bright and positively exuberant in their colours. Admittedly they are not very heavy metal but it's time to eradicate the stereotypical uniforms of our jellisome headbanging forebears.

I bring to you the prototype of the 'King Wicked Neck Hump Winter Range...
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Maybe made out of itchy hemp for extra lols for us?
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hahahaha that's fkn awesome KW!
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I know exactly what you mean and bravo on your artistic interpretation, perfect

*David Attenborough Voice*

But they are not only restricted to the species you have pointed out. Short stout old women seem to have this interesting hump like feature, Usually but not always they are greek, italian or turkish, but in saying that i've seen many a caucasion hump.

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KW You need to go and touch one to see what it's made of. Is it bone, blubber or..... evolution!!! dahn dahn daaarrrhhh
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I know exactly what you mean and bravo on your artistic interpretation, perfect

*David Attenborough Voice*

But they are not only restricted to the species you have pointed out. Short stout old women seem to have this interesting hump like feature, Usually but not always they are greek, italian or turkish, but in saying that i've seen many a caucasion hump.

/attenborough


KW You need to go and touch one to see what it's made of. Is it bone, blubber or..... evolution!!! dahn dahn daaarrrhhh


Thank you Yow Mamma, your praise is appreciated and I acknowledge your very valid points on the multiple exhibitors of the aforementioned condition. I think the agreed common physical element are the coarse follicular sproutings. If the weather allows, with the subterfuge of a rolled up sleeve or short sleeved shirt; I will try to make surreptitious contact via my elbow - for an at least cursory assessment of the hump's constitution. I have an initial view that it is some way between cartilage and fatty tissue with some form of heavy viscosity body fluid.
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Are these similar to goiters?
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King W, Don't forget to disinfect your elbow afterwards or use some kind of elbow gaurd as they might be contagious.


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Are these similar to goiters?

No. this is a goiter. Imagine this but on the back of the neck.

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Are these similar to goiters?


No, no my friend. They are not a medical condition per se although they may be connected to fluid retention from years of slack jawed headbanging (in the case of the prevalent sufferers)
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King W, Don't forget to disinfect your elbow afterwards or use some kind of elbow gaurd as they might be contagious.


Good luck fine sir.


Hmm, I hadn't thought of the transferrability of the affliction. Maybe I could use thin corduroy patches by disguising myself as either a clay pigeon shooter or a geography teacher. For the latter I would just have to gargle a cigar/espresso compound to aid my undercover image.
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the fat hump, i found thanks to google, is sometimes called a buffalo lump...


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the fat hump, i found thanks to google, is sometimes called a buffalo lump...


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YES!! Perfect! Or perhaps the Brahman-esque Neck Buttock?

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My humps, my humps, my lovely fat neck humps.

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ha ha ha !! You fucker Sphinx - you know that is going to be reverberating round my head all night now
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Funny thread.

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I wonder if you could add a zip and store things in it?
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I wonder if you could add a zip and store things in it?

Like pyjamas? or maybe the hump warmer when the weather warms up a bit?
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I realised at the weekend that I am developing an uncanny sixth sense also for detecting beards on old ladies. I can see a person from behind and at a distance, and just fucking know that they are going to be adorned with a similarly wispy, pubes-width befollicled chin growth as the neck humper. It's actually beginning to spook me a bit; why am I developing this peculiar talent? Will it lead to riches? or madness? I have tried to identify a 'spidey-sense' sensation, or an aura of feminine hirsuteness but my intuition is telling me that it is something to do with the shape of these ladies calves - some kind of corrolation to chinfluff.
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all of my female patients at work have beards and mo's it freakes me out.i hope i don't get a beard.

and just for something gross i met a 60 year old with nipples both pierced and 4 piercings on her whohaa today!!!!ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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"whoohaa"


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and just for something gross i met a 60 year old with nipples both pierced

Used to be ear-rings

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and 4 piercings on her whohaa today!!!!ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!


used to be engagement and wedding rings. Shit goes south when you get old.

Nurses with a beard eh? SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO!
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