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Davey and Jess down at the beach house

What a lovely beach house, I wish I could visit there...

Oh wait! (extra points because Dave's GF is in the photo...) (and it's my family's beach house )



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Just got this and other photos back today after they went through production.
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Doing some trivia on Tuesday for a going away do.

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Also playing a game of tits or ass, I came like 4th out of 20, it was so embarrasing my boss was screaming "tits/ass".
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Also playing a game of tits or ass, I came like 4th out of 20, it was so embarrasing my boss was screaming "tits/ass".
Hanging my head in shame

um... wtf? so you had to get up in front of workmates so they could tell you whether they prefered your tits or ass? that is just so wrong... I'm guessing the guys didn't have to get up so you could find out which has the best package...

also, any chance of getting pics of 1st, 2nd and 3rd?


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Noo it was a flip of a coin, heads or tails type game....

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just found this when i was looking up the date for next year's event. 2012 ipswich 170km ride thingy. happy finish face and showing off my man-rug on the right

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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dropping off le minsk after 5 days and 900km of romance



my legs after the final day's ride which was a fun combination of 60km of monsoonal rain followed by 180km of gorgeous sun.



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Is your right toe seriously that much bigger?

actually both my big toes are freakishly massive, left one is just angled.

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well, according to dictionary.com
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um... wtf? so you had to get up in front of workmates so they could tell you whether they prefered your tits or ass? that is just so wrong... I'm guessing the guys didn't have to get up so you could find out which has the best package...

also, any chance of getting pics of 1st, 2nd and 3rd?


me not wearing a costume (unless you count workwear as a costume)
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Family Christmas get-together.





I'm so proud of my sis (front). She just finished her masters and will be a registered psychologist in the new year.

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Holy shit Rancho looks creepily similar to one of my mates new boyfriends ...

nearly everyone i meet says i look like someone they know. i must be incredibly generic



now i don't look like anyone.

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chilly is cold temperature.

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Div and Derelict have similar ears?!
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Div and Derelict have similar ears?!
Tripplady... that's some cool makeup. Halloween outfit? That would be a fun rainbow outfit actually.

Manda doesn't have giant sticking out ears

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I'll see your small espresso Martini sip and raise you a #2 jug of berry cocktail sours sip. ^5!!!

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