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epic thread about cabbies
*insert blind drunk post here about last nights escapades*

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Last edited by avatar_karma: 31-Oct-08 at 12:38pm

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Ban.

Shit thread.

0 stars.

Fail.
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why is this in DJing?
step on my cubes.
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3am post = blind drunk.

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Originally Posted by dbb618

Explain why I hate trance?

I don't hate trance, it is just the arsehole of dance music.

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why is this in DJing?

why oh why

should be in the "music studio" forum imo
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3am post = blind drunk.

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hater, this thread kicks arse.

this one time i didn't pay for a cab either. end.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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Why didnt you just give the cabbie some cock for cash?
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Poor Cabbie IMO. you bastard.
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The funniest part of this story is that he would have just got home from doing the runner and thought to himself...

"I bet everyone on ITM thinks this is so rad of me, I better log straight on and make a thread to proclaim my tightness. In doing this, i really hope it will increase my internet cred."

Respect to you OP. Respect.
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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

mad runner with my ex gf's best friend
funny as shit.
i bet the cabbie was like
anyway
lets make this thread about funny cab runs.... tell stories?

if not.... epic fail and i feel a banning coming my way.....
can i say i love eric prydz and that will save me?

Karma will get you motherF*CKER... LOL
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First and last time doing the runner:

Parked at a park near my place, still blind drunk.

Went to grab the door to do the bolt. Missed the handle, the cabbie guns it. So going about 30, decided it would just be way to awkward to stay. Opened the door jumped out rolled a good 10m and ran into the night lol

Pretty mean thing to do after a decent ride but he already had $80 from us. lol
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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

mad runner with my ex gf's best friend
funny as shit.
i bet the cabbie was like
anyway
lets make this thread about funny cab runs.... tell stories?

if not.... epic fail and i feel a banning coming my way.....
can i say i love eric prydz and that will save me?

wanker, asshole, most of all a theif......
bet you steal music aswell........
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Originally Posted by Zodiac

The funniest part of this story is that he would have just got home from doing the runner and thought to himself...

"I bet everyone on ITM thinks this is so rad of me, I better log straight on and make a thread to proclaim my tightness. In doing this, i really hope it will increase my internet cred."

Respect to you OP. Respect.

Spot on. What a tool.. What could possibly be funny about stealing from someone just trying to do their job? I'd like to see you work as a cabbie for a few nights to get a feel for the kind of scum you would come across on a nightly basis - yourself included.
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Shit story hansel

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it was like an annoying drunk girl thats taken control of an ipod at a house party

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epic thread is not epic
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bet you steal music aswell........

me no my friend. i have respect for the music industry, unlike cabbing industry where they us pretty much every time we get a cab home.

i give as good as i get. and if karma gets me, so be it. and you where it will happen? new years eve, i can definatly see myself not getting a cab at all and not making it in time to see .
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i also dont approve of running
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and zodiac, why are you such an angry person? just putting it out there...
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and zodiac, why are you such an angry person? just putting it out there...

i'm not angry. Youre just a useless **** who thinks its cool to rip people off. Today its cabies, tomorrow its Australia's elderly and their life savings. ****.
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Originally Posted by Zodiac

i'm not angry. Youre just a useless **** who thinks its cool to rip people off. Today its cabies, tomorrow its Australia's elderly and their life savings. ****.

so now im getting blamed for the economic crisis?

im pretty sure that was the american central banks fault for letting a massive bubble in the us housing prices burst. goodbye supperannuation
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stealing is cool!

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avatar, i think it's time u shut up.
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I think the funniest thing about this thread is he would have done the runner without realising that all cabs now have compulsory camera's fitted which they can download when back at base and hand to police to follow up and charge him and his ex-girlfriend best friend. Then his girlfriend will know he is r00ting her

Funny.
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avatar, i think it's time u shut up.

how long is this compulsary shut up period for?
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how long is this compulsary shut up period for?

It's mandatory.
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It's mandatory.

mandatory - authoritatively ordered; obligatory; compulsory

i said how long u mac loving ****
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hopefully until the internet is shut down

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was it yellow cab or black&white?
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mandatory - authoritatively ordered; obligatory; compulsory

i said how long u mac loving ****

I was correcting the structuring of his sentance to be politically correct.

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FYI - I am using a, god forbid, pc right at this very moment.
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Today its cabies, tomorrow its Australia's elderly and their life savings. ****.



i haven't laughed that hard in a fucking while.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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i don't get why mandatory is politically correct?

and whats wrong with pc. why do u not like them?
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i don't get why mandatory is politically correct?

and whats wrong with pc. why do u not like them?

Barely tolorable.

And I am sick of dum dee dee dum, when i turn on my pc and windows loads up.
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errr....
so u don't like pc because it has that noise? good reason man
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well done, you pwnd him. what sort of taxi was it dude?
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So now you ran from a cab AND dont like macs. You sir are an IDIOT
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well done, you pwnd him. what sort of taxi was it dude?

i hate forums because u can't tell if someone is being sarcastic?
anyway, i have no idea ay. why does it matter?
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heaps sick aye.
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So now you ran from a cab AND dont like macs. You sir are an IDIOT

never said i didn't like macs. everything has a time and place.
i would happily trade my lappy for a macbook pro atm.
but desktop will always be a pc. custom built, get the parts in it that you want/need.
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heaps sick aye.

epic fail. so arr... how do we post videos?
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i hate forums because u can't tell if someone is being sarcastic?
anyway, i have no idea ay. why does it matter?

it doesn't matter, i'll just email a link of this thread and your myspace to all the cab depots in NSW!

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http://www.teknoscape.com.au/forums/...ad.php?t=34433 = 9 page thread for my stupid efforts


Basically.......I was coming home one night with no money....decided to do a runner from a cabbie.......he floored it as i was half out the door.......so i threw him a card from my wallet which i thought was some london phone card or something......turns out it had all my details on it........

then.......the next morning......feeling really hung-over and paranoid.......i made a thread about it on TS.........and the do- gooders convinced me to ring up and dob my self in ..........so i did..........but the chick on the phone line just laughed at me and said "you just got a free ride...dont worry about it"

but yeah.....

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it doesn't matter, i'll just email a link of this thread and your myspace to all the cab depots in NSW!

nice guy really. who says:
a) this is the same guy that owns that myspace.
b) someone didn't log onto my ITM and post that, as other people know my password
c) i even did do what i said i did
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FAIL


umm thats a bit over the top mate.
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umm thats a bit over the top mate.

Firstly - your a douche for being a stingy **** who thinks its cool to rip off some poor guy just doing his job and brag about it by making a thread on how good you think you are.
Secondly - your a mac hater
Thirdly - if I haven't already said it, your a douche
Forthly - you are stupid if you believe all cabs don't have these cameras in them, and your photo isn't on a police units billboard.
Fifthly - your a douche.
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Antzta

Firstly - your a douche for being a stingy **** who thinks its cool to rip off some poor guy just doing his job and brag about it by making a thread on how good you think you are.
Secondly - your a mac hater
Thirdly - if I haven't already said it, your a douche
Forthly - you are stupid if you believe all cabs don't have these cameras in them, and your photo isn't on a police units billboard.
Fifthly - your a douche.

ohh dude.
calm down ay. was blind drunk when posting. i thought ITMers would see some humor in it, but no your all
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I don't know whats worse..
a) you're a crook
b) you think its brag worthy

Oh..... sorry its clearly b)
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wow dude.
real original.
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