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I'll certainly try, depends when I can get a flight and shit like that cuz i'll have to come straight after work from Canberra

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To get things back on track, I just learnt that Optimus and Poondaddy are going to the NIN concert...
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Incorrect, they know how to get permanent visas in Australia.

They also know how to molest female patients.
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So, um, I'm pretty sure I just learnt something: That my flatmate shaves his balls.

I just walked past the bathroom, and the shower/bath area door is closed, and the sound of an electric shaver is behind it. There's no mirror in there, so he definitely wasn't shaving his face.

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floods are ass. being cut of from you ****faces is a plus, but floodwaters are murky, and i share a part of the world with an apex predator who's survived for x million years by being really fucking good at ambushing shit to death and eating it. this makes walking down the street an interesting proposition. I'm batfuck nuts, not deathwishy. dnw 2m crocodiles figuring out if I'm worth the energy expenditure to chase. protected? I protect you... in the skull with a star picket, you ferocious **** of a thing.
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Originally Posted by drater

So, um, I'm pretty sure I just learnt something: That my flatmate shaves his balls.

I just walked past the bathroom, and the shower/bath area door is closed, and the sound of an electric shaver is behind it. There's no mirror in there, so he definitely wasn't shaving his face.


At least he is making an effort to 'maintain'
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nothing wrong with thending t the bush...I have to otherwise you wont be able to find it

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i love people who call themself persian.
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floods are ass. being cut of from you ****faces is a plus, but floodwaters are murky, and i share a part of the world with an apex predator who's survived for x million years by being really fucking good at ambushing shit to death and eating it. this makes walking down the street an interesting proposition. I'm batfuck nuts, not deathwishy. dnw 2m crocodiles figuring out if I'm worth the energy expenditure to chase. protected? I protect you... in the skull with a star picket, you ferocious **** of a thing.


u r doin it wrong. dont u have a canoe? best fun up there in flood time.. canoeing round the burb... drunk. lol

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Originally Posted by drater

So, um, I'm pretty sure I just learnt something: That my flatmate shaves his balls.

I just walked past the bathroom, and the shower/bath area door is closed, and the sound of an electric shaver is behind it. There's no mirror in there, so he definitely wasn't shaving his face.

Newflash: You dont need a mirror to shave your face.

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dont assume you are in a room by yourself and proceed to fart, then laugh at it and give yourself big ups out load for the noise and smell...damn receptionist is so fucking little and quiet...

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i love people who call themself persian.
its like theyre ashamed to say theyre from iraq

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I just saw that and winced at myself...

must. do. work.....

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i love people who call themself persian.
its like theyre ashamed to say theyre from iraq

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nah, post more... its friday

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just wishing away the hours before my weekend of mayhem...

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i love people who call themself persian.
its like theyre ashamed to say theyre from iraq

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yeah so I am really bored...and thinking...what is the record for having been the last poster in the most threads??

And I was also thinking...can I really justify trying to fill an entire page with my name as the last poster??

And I was also thinking...I really need to do some work...but...its Friday

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i love people who call themself persian.
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i've seen some up to 12 or 13, but they do it at night when no one else is around so it really shouldn't count.

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Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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Woman who kisses like spider,,, leads to undoing of flies
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im trying to picture a woman kissing like a spider and all i can see is her dissolving the mans face with mouth acid and sucking it up

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Woman who kisses like spider,,, leads to undoing of flies

what does that even mean

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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what does that even mean

i know!

its not like spiders even have lips....

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Wow you really are bored!
ok ok so how about this for confucious' lesson for the day?

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Wow you really are bored!
ok ok so how about this for confucious' lesson for the day?

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sorry, but i have learnt that Confucious jokes suck
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also...learnt that you shouldn't drink a slurpee before a meeting...bright red mouth is not a good look...

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38.5 degrees is the temp where I fucking crack it

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38.5 degrees is the temp where I fucking crack it

too darn hot

roof up or down?



im driving out west tomorrow, dont know if il want to fry or air con
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roof up or down?



im driving out west tomorrow, dont know if il want to fry or air con



Roof up sweets. I made the mistake of driving home through the week top down ( sounds saucy) and got burnt driving home (15 min drive)

Use your air con, mine is broken but if I was driving out

west tomorrow in Sydney there is no way I'd drive top down

Holy hell 40 here tomorrow
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i just learned that i unpick at a speed of approximately 2 metres per hour
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i just learned that i unpick at a speed of approximately 2 metres per hour

unpicking? Is that where you push the snot back up your nose?

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unpicking? Is that where you push the snot back up your nose?

Yep, with one of these:


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i just learned that i unpick at a speed of approximately 2 metres per hour

I assume it'd vary greatly according to stitch and thread weight...

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I have learnt that festivals on sundays can be evil to the head on a monday! Especially when you start drinking at 10am!

Bu I have also learnt that they can be extremely fun and Girl Talk rocks!
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unpicking? Is that where you push the snot back up your nose?

no, no, i snot unpick a lot faster than that (because i have the added incentive of then being able to put it in my mouth)



crabman, no doubt it would vary but i dont think by a lot... unless we're talking a really tight zig zag

i unpicked 5 metres of satin ribbon from netting and tonight i attach it all again, but with different ribbon
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I have learned that i should listen to my instincts; if she seems slightly possessive at the start do not give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she will ease up with time.
do not move in with her thinking she has no problem with your female friends
do not feel sorry for people are victims of themselves
do not smoke copious amounts of hooch in order to numb the voice in the back of your head telling you to get the fuck out of there before she starts removing your toenails
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i have learnt to remember names when being introduced to people especially if they are incredibly good looking single girls cause no matter if you put a good 20 min convo in upon first meeting them if you attempt to introduce them to your mate and forget their name they will not forgive you thus killing any potential of a hookup
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