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Chivalry still exists, a guy woke a girl up at was almost the end of the train trip this morning for fear she may have missed her stop... she looked quite suprised at first though before going back to sleep

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It sucks when you're the only single person left.
...what does that even mean?!
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Originally Posted by MissAnge

It sucks when you're the only single person left.

really? there's also a lot to enjoy from it too, being the one single at dinners with a bunch of couples can be a fu*king laugh.
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How so? I find it fucking depressing.
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Originally Posted by MissAnge

It sucks when you're the only single person left.

That's fools talk missy!
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How so? I find it fucking depressing.

find the most inapproitate thing to talk about

anal adventures or fisting for example always go down well at the dining table
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Originally Posted by pomrocks

find the most inapproitate thing to talk about

i have a habit of doing that regardless of the company (and regardless of whether i intend to), if i sat down with a table full of couples i could very well be run out of town

like the time i told a brand new mother that i thought being a surrogate mother would be awesome cos you get to have all the fuzzy glow of the pregnancy without the responsibility at the end

there's a lesson for everyone: NEVER SAY THAT
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Originally Posted by pomrocks

find the most inapproitate thing to talk about

anal adventures or fisting for example always go down well at the dining table

lol try again. most of the 'couples' i know are more likely to talk about said topics for loels.
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Originally Posted by V-Tron

How so? I find it fucking depressing.


I wouldn't say it's depressing, I feel no urge for me to hurry but become one of them (one of them), but it can be annoying.

Annoying and limiting especially to big weekends.
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Yeah I suppose you're right. Had your weetbix today?

Just remembered that being single is a choice after all. For most anyway. I guess I was whining because I'd noticed that all but one of my close friends are in relationships. The one who isn't likes graphic novels and WoW. But even they chose to be single so it's not worth getting depressed over.
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being single isnt really a problem so long as you hold firmly in your mind the idea that somewhere, probably nearby...a hottie is turning 17.

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Originally Posted by Thebestwannabe

being single isnt really a problem so long as you hold firmly in your mind the idea that somewhere, probably nearby...a hottie is turning 17.

whats a hottie turning 17 got to do with being single?
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lol try again. most of the 'couples' i know are more likely to talk about said topics for loels.

that's like the only thing you talk about
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Originally Posted by pomrocks

whats a hottie turning 17 got to do with being single?

because most of them are single also. and hot. new shiny models usually are

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because most of them are single also. and hot. new shiny models usually are

but also generally inexperianced (ie crap in bed) and not too bright (ie crap out of bed)
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that's like the only thing you talk about

.. and now my secret is out.
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Originally Posted by MissAnge

It sucks when you're the only single person left.

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Originally Posted by MissAnge

It sucks when you're the only single person left.

I'll be your boyfriend....











only monday to thursday though
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Originally Posted by Dollbaby

lol try again. most of the 'couples' i know are more likely to talk about said topics for loels.

i think you and i know the same couples..
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Originally Posted by Dollbaby

lol try again. most of the 'couples' i know are more likely to talk about said topics for loels.

Was going to say a similar thing
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lesson learnt - sometimes saying how you feel doesn't always make you feel any better...
If I told you that I was a pathological liar would you believe me?

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lesson learnt - sometimes saying how you feel doesn't always make you feel any better...

But it does start a sequence of events that will eventually make you feel better..

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lesson learnt - sometimes saying how you feel doesn't always make you feel any better...

I would disagree. I believe "a problem shared is a problem halved" and "it's better to get things off your chest" and other such old pearls of wisdom. The only exception - when talking to any ex-boyfriend never ever ever tell him what you are really feeling! Especially not when you're drunk!!
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It sucks when you're the only single person left.

Only when smug married people try to pair you off with another conveniently single friend.

When I meet up with my grown-up-and-married friends I am 50/50 feeling a traitor to my species and smugly chuckling to myself "ha ha ha I'm the girl who goes out all night with all your husbands...I wonder what you all think of me"

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I wouldn't say it's depressing, I feel no urge for me to hurry but become one of them (one of them), but it can be annoying.

Annoying and limiting especially to big weekends.

Bingo! and potentially excluding.
...what does that even mean?!
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View this *grabs crotch*

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I'll be your boyfriend....




only monday to thursday though

Oh, gee.. thanks

So'k, I am happy.. I dont think anyone can put up with my lifestyle anyway
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I would disagree. I believe "a problem shared is a problem halved" and "it's better to get things off your chest" and other such old pearls of wisdom. The only exception - when talking to any ex-boyfriend never ever ever tell him what you are really feeling! Especially not when you're drunk!!

Like I said, It doesn't always make you feel better!
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I wouldn't say it's depressing, I feel no urge for me to hurry but become one of them (one of them), but it can be annoying.

Annoying and limiting especially to big weekends.

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Bingo! and potentially excluding.

you guys could LIKE totally hook up and then there will no longer be annoying or limiting weekends. i welcome you to coupledom !!
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I probably should have chopped out the 'Annoying and limiting especially to big weekends.' part.

I have learned that I DNW a relationship just for the sake of being in one. Which probably explains a lot.
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Chivalry still exists, a guy woke a girl up at was almost the end of the train trip this morning for fear she may have missed her stop... she looked quite suprised at first though before going back to sleep

HA! You posted about it bitch!

This girl was me. He gave me a fucking hard nudge "We're in the city!".

Me- thanks...

He woke me 4 stops too early the mother fucker.

I still find it somewhat creepy you know who I am and see me on the train daily and probably watch me sleep but I got no clue who you are.
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I would disagree. I believe "a problem shared is a problem halved"

Not if it's AIDS.

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HA! You posted about it bitch!

This girl was me. He gave me a fucking hard nudge "We're in the city!".

Me- thanks...

He woke me 4 stops too early the mother fucker.

I still find it somewhat creepy you know who I am and see me on the train daily and probably watch me sleep but I got no clue who you are.

thats the first time I have seen you in like 8 weeks

I didn't know it was you either until this guy said quite loudly "WE ARE IN THE CITY"

I'll say hello next time .... I'll just make sure you are awake first

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I have learned I hate selection criteria. Everyone has always told me how shit they are and I've agreed from a distance, but now I'm up close and personal it's pretty lame. Can't believe how much I'm wanking on.
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I have learned I hate selection criteria. Everyone has always told me how shit they are and I've agreed from a distance, but now I'm up close and personal it's pretty lame. Can't believe how much I'm wanking on.

haha i was leaving mine til the last minute the other night thinking "itll only take an hour or so"

took me like 8 hours ffs
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yeah, I left this one a bit late as well, only about halfway through now.
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haha i was leaving mine til the last minute the other night thinking "itll only take an hour or so"

took me like 8 hours ffs

Oh yay you finished it? Good boy. Good luck
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yeah, I left this one a bit late as well, only about halfway through now.


FINISHED!!! Thank you robotic jebus.
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That I have some awesome mates and their vulgar conversations are a fantastic distraction from my shitty reality!
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So I am trying to take heart in the saying that the greatest success often comes from the greatest failures. Look at the 3M dude...trying to make a glue that is permanent and cannot be unglued, and instead comes up with the glue for post it notes, which is not permanet, and can be unstuck.

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How so? I find it fucking depressing.

Really? All your friends are paired up?...

I guess it's just my group of friends, but we seem to be socially retarded when it comes to girls and relationships.
Most of us aren't paired up, most of the time. That said, there are two guys that can't go more than a few months without a girlfriend.
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The close friends are. I used to be in a group of guys with no girlfriends but I realised I didn't enjoy hanging around them so now I just have close individual friendships with people who don't know each other too well.

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Hmm, that made me sound really cold. Let me elaborate:
A large part of the decision to leave was a hunger for change. Plus they'd been making me feel odd and compromised for ages. A fairly uninteresting bunch to boot. I did have a bit of sentimental residue but I'm happier and more autonomous now. I can still hang out with any of my individual friends' groups without having to meet any obligations and get to keep the twats at arm's length.

Anyway I no longer find it depressing. It ought to be a mere observation now when I'm out with them (say, in a group event that I organise) and they've brought partners.

It's not just your group of friends. All groups have various proportions of single/taken people. As they get older, the number of taken people in the group grows.
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