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This was years ago though, and since then, after reading The Game, and Attraction isn't a Choice, and a couple of other similar motivating books, I much prefer meeting girls in real life =)

ugh. after getting half way through the game, all i had learned was that if i ever meet neil strauss i'll break his fucking skull open with a brick on principle alone. that was the point where i had to stop reading the book.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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Marshwah's Profile

http://www.rsvp.com.au/profile/displ...dle=Vagabond83



"Drinks: Occasionally/Socially"

Read: "When I'm awake/and sometimes in company"
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Yeah I really should make it "Drinks: Often" hey. I don't really want to be with someone who only does it socially.
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ahh love these profiles

theres one who listed "cuddles" as things he likes... "im looking for a kind caring girl, one that will accept me for who i am and what i do and will not expect me to change." nawwwww

cripes i cant keep up *delete delete delete*
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Originally Posted by lexah

ahh love these profiles

theres one who listed "cuddles" as things he likes... "im looking for a kind caring girl, one that will accept me for who i am and what i do and will not expect me to change." nawwwww

aka 'love me cos I'm a fatty who loves having my man donut fingered'

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these barbie chicks would probably get snapped in a good bonking session - I doubt that some of them could actually throw down in the sack.

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Originally Posted by macc4

I'd rather known as a slut than be friends with a dickhead

That's because it would indicate that you actually get laid. Which you dont.

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honestly SAP, I hope a gypo eats you one day

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aka 'love me cos I'm a fatty who loves having my man donut fingered'



he's also "sweet romantic caring and i love to write poetry"
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^^i think he has the hots for you macc4
search the internets database and thinks your the 1 110010100

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obviously you can get pregnant from being fucked in the head

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Originally Posted by Marshy

Yeah I really should make it "Drinks: Often" hey. I don't really want to be with someone who only does it socially.

There's nothing wrong with smashing goon bags on your own, mate - good profile, I like it
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Alright well I've been trawling Oasis Active for the last couple of hours..... I reckon it would be pretty easy to get zee pussy from it...
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^ its just a numbers game I reckon
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And WTF is with 70% of the girls on here saying they are into Cars and Rugby League...... one bogan even says her main hobbies are Ute Musters, Akubra's and Belt Buckles.... l

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Originally Posted by Marshy

Yeah I really should make it "Drinks: Often" hey. I don't really want to be with someone who only does it socially.

noone is honest marshy, my profile says i smoke socially, im thinking about smoking right now
I want to live only for ecstasy. Small doses, moderate loves, all half-shades leave me cold.
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Originally Posted by madam meow

^^i think he has the hots for you macc4
search the internets database and thinks your the 1 110010100

SAP seems to be stalking me in multiple threads, not sure what to make of it.


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That's because it would indicate that you actually get laid. Which you dont.

Pathetic attempt at trolling gimp, you will have to do better than that to get a bite.
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And WTF is with 70% of the girls on here saying they are into Cars and Rugby League...... one bogan even says her main hobbies are Ute Musters, Akubra's and Belt Buckles.... l

lolbumpkin

awesome... i may have to join this site if its packed with bushpigs
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noone is honest marshy, my profile says i smoke socially, im thinking about smoking right now

I said never smoke, and THATs a lie
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Seriously Brendon....... join...
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i dunno, im not convinced yet

are any of them missing teeth, wearing flannos and look like they'd drink bundy rum straight from the bottle
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Seriously Brendon....... join...

wana3q whats your username
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Originally Posted by Male 18 Australia

hot sexy tall dark n handsome. i live in blacktown

such a lie
I want to live only for ecstasy. Small doses, moderate loves, all half-shades leave me cold.
-Anais Nin
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Originally Posted by lexah

wana3q whats your username

here he is http://www.oasisactive.com/en/member/karlthegreat.htm
oh yeah leatherdaddy
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jEAH BABY
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is this turning into one of them ITM smash anuva site games?

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obviously you can get pregnant from being fucked in the head

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itm needs its own dating site, i'll be down for that

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"It's about being determined to have a good time no matter what.
You have to take your good time to the party rather than expect the party to be your good time."

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Originally Posted by narcism

itm needs its own dating site, i'll be down for that

Turismo would be all over that, in an instant per second
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BUMBA you showed up on the "featured profiles" just before when i went to log in ;P
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH my neighbour from across the road just found me on oasis active lollloll
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Originally Posted by fusiongirl


on the other hand alot of people on those sites do just want sex. one of my gf's is on some and shes shagging like 5 guys a week!

peace

is she amicably known among your circle of friends as 'slutface' or 'trashgap' ? maybe 'Megawhore'? or Jodi Gordon?
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That needanamefast chick looks like a definate goer........
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Originally Posted by wana3q

That needanamefast chick looks like a definate goer........

i'd definitely do her
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This chick is great
check out her interests
so not her picture though. sif its not off some russian porn site

http://www.oasisactive.com/en/member/hottie91.htm
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Originally Posted by Marshy

Read the fine print, to email you have to "upgrade" and pay.

OMG what kind of bell end reads fine print? No wonder you can't get any. While you're reading fine print, everyone else is putting their email/facebook/myspace/phone numbers in their profile info

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Originally Posted by magictorch

I am epileptic, so making fun of other people with epilepsy isn't making fun of people less fortunate.

Also, despite my epilepsy, I daresay I'm more fortunate than you, you condescending prick.

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Originally Posted by KingWicked

Marshy - me and you, on a date - Sunday 23 August at Crown - amongst mountains OF CHEESE!!!!

Cheeeeze date you say?

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I am epileptic, so making fun of other people with epilepsy isn't making fun of people less fortunate.

Also, despite my epilepsy, I daresay I'm more fortunate than you, you condescending prick.

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Originally Posted by lexah

BUMBA you showed up on the "featured profiles" just before when i went to log in ;P

:thrust:

needanamefast

cool name

EDIT:

another "what NOT to say in your online dating profile"

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I know that my picture may not attract instanty but give it a chance and get to know me, who knows maybe I might the right one for u.

I can be fun to be around at times, I can have a great converstation with people but sometimesI have little to say.
I know that I don't say much here but if u want to know me better come on a date with me.

I would like to get married someday and have kids of my own as well but for starters lets get to know each other first.

Yes I know that my picture is not that good but only desent one that I have at the moment.

I want to live only for ecstasy. Small doses, moderate loves, all half-shades leave me cold.
-Anais Nin

Last edited by bumba: 11-Jun-09 at 06:24pm

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bumba - look up "closh" (hello sailor!)
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Far out..... I've seen so many people I know on OA.....

And most of them are people that definately wouldnt want anyone knowing about them being on it lulz...
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hmmn, one of the chicks I went to high school with is a clam slurper.


good for her.
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Its scrapper central.

I think I'll kick up a profile just so i can put in...

"I’m a fun lovin’ guy who doesn’t take anything too seriously. That’ll include your feelings and any desire you have about sexual satisfaction. Its all about me, baby."
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Quote:

Originally Posted by wana3q

Far out..... I've seen so many people I know on OA.....

And most of them are people that definately wouldnt want anyone knowing about them being on it lulz...

and this, is why I haven't joined OA yet!

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My dad's old fuck buddy, my mum, just sees my dad as a buddy these days.
Which suits me tbh.

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im recognising heaps of these guys from RSVP

EDIT: this is ridiculous, it doesnt stop... i wouldnt be surprised if ive hit 100 already
I want to live only for ecstasy. Small doses, moderate loves, all half-shades leave me cold.
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Originally Posted by bumba

another "what NOT to say in your online dating profile"


I know that my picture may not attract instanty but give it a chance and get to know me, who knows maybe I might the right one for u.

I can be fun to be around at times, I can have a great converstation with people but sometimesI have little to say.
I know that I don't say much here but if u want to know me better come on a date with me.

I would like to get married someday and have kids of my own as well but for starters lets get to know each other first.

Yes I know that my picture is not that good but only desent one that I have at the moment.

Oh man, yeah.... somewhat self defeating isn't it
"You a Happy Meal nigga with a toy in the box,
I clap the steel, nigga, put ya boy in a box."
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Originally Posted by dow_ney

and this, is why I haven't joined OA yet!

Well it doesnt matter anyways because for them to give you shit about it they would have to admit to using it themselves anyways....
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This chick definately wants some beefcake3q......

"I'm everything you want in a person and everything you hate in a girl.
I wont lay down and take your crap.
You need to throw me down and then i guess the rest is up to you.
If you think you can handle me, go for it.
But trust me, you don't me disappointed, it will end badly for you.

Love,
Jas"

"I am looking for someone who likes to be in bed a lot (if you get what I mean hehe) and likes to drink. I'm looking for a guy or girl that likes Rabbitzzzzzzzzzz. Gosh I'm crazy! Haha I really like funny people because I'm funny! Hope to hear from you soon "

....... seems like my friend dont lie
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people who say they are crazy = fail.

people who say "you don't me disapponted" = fail.
"You a Happy Meal nigga with a toy in the box,
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Quote:

Originally Posted by THEHEATH

Cheeeeze date you say?

Well seems as how that picky **** Marshy turned me down - how do you fancy it Big Fella?

Palladium Rooms at Crown
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Sounds like a plan, although I'm not exactly sure I know what we're planning. Link pls.

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Originally Posted by magictorch

I am epileptic, so making fun of other people with epilepsy isn't making fun of people less fortunate.

Also, despite my epilepsy, I daresay I'm more fortunate than you, you condescending prick.

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Sounds like a plan, although I'm not exactly sure I know what we're planning. Link pls.

http://www.australiancheese.org/shows.aspx

'Ave some
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to reply to the girl that wants a girl to have fun with her and her BF or not to reply?

that is the question

I want to live only for ecstasy. Small doses, moderate loves, all half-shades leave me cold.
-Anais Nin
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Can we please keep it above the belt in this thread? And no spamming or you'll cop a banning

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Not this tart again

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allnighter29 = wanker



my car looks better than his... he posted a pic of his car... so tempted to add him just so i can point that out
I want to live only for ecstasy. Small doses, moderate loves, all half-shades leave me cold.
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