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Definitely onto a winner with this one.... crazy eyes and titties. Plus, she's in for 2nd degree murder so likely to be cockstarved for 12.5 years

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html


2020 release date. I'd wait 8 years to suckle those titties.

nice find... but would anyone date her knowing her past? I'd hit it, sure...
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No Eddie if you must know (but it's MC dude not that other stuff).

I already said I didn't want to talk about it anymore, don't even know why I did so as I'm yet to tell a single soul not even mother.

Nice to know that you feel I can't even date in my situation.
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Is all this prison talk reminding anyone else of The Little Jerry?

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Just to clarify where the line is drawn:

  • Ragging on someone when they're actively posting and pretty much asking for it: OK
  • Starting a new joke train on them when they're not around: Please don't

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well, a week into it and no news to report have got a little positive feedback but of course that's from ladies who are interstate...
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
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**Ahem**

So thinking about giving this thing a whirl, any recommendations on which sites have less crazies than the others and that sort of thing?

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Just to clarify where the line is drawn:

  • Ragging on someone when they're actively posting and pretty much asking for it: OK
  • Starting a new joke train on them when they're not around: Please don't

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Theres no such thing as an internet dating site thats not full of crazies.
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www.420dating.com

No crazies, just a bunch of stoners (funnily enough, the single mum ratio is through the roof)
Fuck Everything Forever

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www.420dating.com

No crazies, just a bunch of stoners (funnily enough, the single mum ratio is through the roof)

Awesome. Better dump my prison penpal asap.
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No south Australians.

I am genuinely surprised.
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No south Australians.

I am genuinely surprised.

agreed - the [REDACTED] in radelaide is the shit!

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once at a party my friend and I were really wasted and we put her period blood under our eyes like war paint and looked amazing

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agreed - the [REDACTED] in radelaide is the shit!

I mean, I've been told the [REDACTED] in radelaide is the shit..

yes - thats it..

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once at a party my friend and I were really wasted and we put her period blood under our eyes like war paint and looked amazing

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I wouldn't know, I get [REDACTED] tested for my job. Plus been there done that with an ex GF... it's a completely fucked up drug.

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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Now I want to know what [REDACTED] you're talking about

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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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It's like you're a philosopher.

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If you like dudes that will let you stick your thumb up their clacker then prison boys are for you

personal experience?
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funkedub dot com



*musical needs most likely not met
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personal experience?

Prisonal experience
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So this thread inspired me to go back to my profile... only to find I have a few requests... that never happened... has everyone on there got a bit more desperate?
RIP SGU
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So this thread inspired me to go back to my profile... only to find I have a few requests... that never happened... has everyone on there got a bit more desperate?

ASL

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Just to clarify where the line is drawn:

  • Ragging on someone when they're actively posting and pretty much asking for it: OK
  • Starting a new joke train on them when they're not around: Please don't

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I'm guessing by "a few" and not "thousands" Stargazer is a bloke.

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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I'm guessing by "a few" and not "thousands" Stargazer is a bloke.

Gay
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heh. 420.

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right on **** sign me up

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stage presence: fuck it **** im on the d floor and use a long stick from there to change the faders.

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... it's a completely fucked up drug.

Nah not really
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yep bloke and not gay... sorry
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So here's what I've found out so far

420 has no single women between 25-32 in Brisbane
eHarmony has really well done iOS apps (seriously) but is ridiculously expensive
RSVP seems a bit more reasonably priced
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angus, you don't need internets. i'm sure you can find girls plenty.
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^has oasis been mentioned?
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or Grinder?
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First rejection from RSVP Think I was punching above my weight though

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Just to clarify where the line is drawn:

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  • Starting a new joke train on them when they're not around: Please don't

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if at first you don't succeed....
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if at first you don't succeed....

... slice your wrists with a sharp knife.
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if at first you don't succeed....

Plenty more where that one came from.

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Just to clarify where the line is drawn:

  • Ragging on someone when they're actively posting and pretty much asking for it: OK
  • Starting a new joke train on them when they're not around: Please don't

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First rejection from RSVP Think I was punching above my weight though

No offence meant, and I certainly dont have any experience with online dating, but I imagine its not the best place to be aiming too high when a good lookin girl is likely getting bombarded with loads of requests from guys, many who may be better looking than you.

If you're gonna be punching above your weight then you really need a chance to dazzle them with your personality.

Then again one of my hot female friends met her fiancée off of RSVP, and comparatively speaking he most certainly scored well with regards to looks.
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Aight, so I've pretty much neglected my profile for the past couple of weeks... But some hot Colombian chic just sent me a virtual kiss, is she likely to be legit or is she gonna ask me to send her money or some shit

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Just to clarify where the line is drawn:

  • Ragging on someone when they're actively posting and pretty much asking for it: OK
  • Starting a new joke train on them when they're not around: Please don't

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what could possibly go wrong.

[post whatever happens]

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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She's really a dude
I waste a bit of cash buying contact stamps trying to find out

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Just to clarify where the line is drawn:

  • Ragging on someone when they're actively posting and pretty much asking for it: OK
  • Starting a new joke train on them when they're not around: Please don't

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Just go with it.
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She's really a dude
I waste a bit of cash buying contact stamps trying to find out




Sounds sus bro

How much does it cost to send a stamp?


I'm sure there are some legit people on there but in this case it wouldnt surprise me if its a fake profile so people sign up & spend money to send stamps & potentially more money once you fall for them. It prays on the vulnerable people unfortunately.
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$45 for three, It could quite possibly be legit

I'm stupid enough to buy stamps to give it a whirl, I'm not stupid enough to send any more money after that though

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If your that desperate for a girl why don't you stand outside centerlink in a high vis work jacket? You'd be fighting them off.
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$45 to contact 3 chicks?

wow.

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$45 to contact 3 chicks?

wow.

Yup

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$45 for three, It could quite possibly be legit

I'm stupid enough to buy stamps to give it a whirl, I'm not stupid enough to send any more money after that though



$45 jeez? that's over $10 a go

I imagine some peeps blow shit loads
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$45 jeez? that's over $10 a go

I imagine some peeps blow shit loads

Seems like a fair bit eh.

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If you weren't 28 and in qld i'd say its cheaper to take me on a date. But that would be a lie.
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what's wrong with 28?

p.s. if that's your expected budget for dates, no wonder you have issues with boys.

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I might be 20, but anyone above 23 seen with me will just look like a pedophile.
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If it helps I look about 24

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Thats still double what i look.
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