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what is lolworthy are some of the names that female DJs pick......


Surely they can't be worse than the majority of DJ names?
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miss match, she's an absolute **** too

Mashedman... I'm pretty sure I read **** in the same language it was written in - in that case we'd need a whole new thread on discussing how much of an absolute **** Miss Match is
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generally female DJs that use "Miss" as a prefix to their name has always grated my tits....

that said, I'm biased to someone like Missree, 'cos I've seen her play some sick sets.

Mine is a bit whack - DJ Slag, but my pops thought it was cool, so it stuck.
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good on em i say. like thoses punks from that flaunt it tune said; use what your mama gave ya, something like that. if i had a set id do it. wouldnt you?
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Nobody mention Anja Schneider? and the awesome set she played at WLS this year?
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Nobody mention Anja Schneider? and the awesome set she played at WLS this year?


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and if it wasn't for cdj's this would have never happened

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good on em i say. like thoses punks from that flaunt it tune said; use what your mama gave ya, something like that. if i had a set id do it. wouldnt you?

it's "Shake".

and I'm shaking my finger at you....

you're the kinda people we're not having a bar of, you encourage the behaviour of shit female DJs with no talent except looks, or males, I care not for your preference in the matter.
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if i had a set id do it. wouldnt you?

if you had a set, you'd be faking it

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you haven't been paying attention have you

nah too much to read. and usually these venting threads are 90% dribble anyway.
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nah too much to read. and usually these venting threads are 90% dribble anyway.


dribble is what deaf gits like you do while standing and applauding the pusseh behind decks with no talent. ghey.
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Well mate, given taste is a purely subjective thing we're probably not likely to agree. For mine that's a glam shot that I find stylish.


Can't say you'd ever see Kate (Doherty) nor Claire (Morgan) having someone take a shot of them like that.
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Can't say you'd ever see Kate (Doherty) nor Claire (Morgan) having someone take a shot of them like that.

i dont think either of them enjoy being in front of the camera much

they definitely let their music do all their promo for them
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Can't say you'd ever see Kate (Doherty) nor Claire (Morgan) having someone take a shot of them like that.

i love the fact that Kate and Claire are such amazingly talented DJ's, and also very sexy chickas, but dont feel they need to use their looks to promote themselves. ALL CLASS i say
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i dont think either of them enjoy being in front of the camera much

they definitely let their music do all their promo for them

fucking hypocrite



nice look though
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fucking hypocrite



nice look though

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fucking hypocrite



nice look though

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DJ SLAG? I'm not gonna lie, but that's terrible name, esp for a girl... wow
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DJ X-Dream, Havn't seen her, but have been told she rocks the decks...
(hardtrance/hardstyle) - @ the family soon...

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Originally Posted by macc4

who is the chick dj on the footy show? miss b or something, seems fairly useless


thats Dj Miss Match she has more drive and skill than most of the "Dj's" out there hahahaha
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miss match....add it to the list.
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Man, being topless while DJ-ing just don't go together. I mean, what's the point of being naked if you just stand there twiddling the knobs? However you want to make it, twiddling knobs and adjusting pitch slider will never ever have a sexy atmosphere in it.

Either strip and dance, or DJ. Not. both.
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c'mon, it's not just girls that play this game.

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fucking hypocrite



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Mine is a bit whack - DJ Slag

nice alias, ******? you dont do elegant, do you
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thats Dj Miss Match she has more drive and skill than most of the "Dj's" out there hahahaha

"Drive" is what Anthony Robbins says takes you from conviction to action.
He's successful like that.


Skill can be seen here.



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nice alias, ******? you dont do elegant, do you

the name was a pisstake on female groupies....I decided I was going to be the DJ.

kinda like you following me around incessantly in threads today....wanna carry my records for me?
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wanna carry my records for me?

THIS! is a burn...
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THIS! is a burn...

Nah, Slug wasnt even trying - she can do much better than that!
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the name was a pisstake on female groupies....I decided I was going to be the DJ.

and a smart move at that. dj groupies pecking order had always amused me.
slag1 -stand near booth and looks good for him, hoping not to be dethroned by s2
slag2 -gets drinks for him and worries about s3 coup
slag3 -carries music for him as a friend and is yet to realise she is s3
*nonslag -is the one the others dont know about, standing in the crowd.
he does all the work for her.
in fact, we could make a Big Love type show about that ....
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that miss match must be an awesome DJ
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Back in the day I played the same night as miss match at Moulin Rouge when she had a double-act thing going on with Kelli Hart - they were actually pretty good. Shame she feels the need to promote herself in that way...

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This might get me hammered by fan bois and girls out there, but I've got to get if off my chest. I'm so frickin sick and tired of the multidude of she djs who look fantastic but sound like shit. There, done.

well im sick of good dj's who are ugly as fuck
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Note to self....don't look at this topic @ work....
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Note to self....don't look at this topic @ work....

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I use my looks to get gigs...I have a promo shot of my headphones hanging from my knob

So far I have played at Arq, Stonewall...and a dres up party, I think it was a medeival theme, all the girls were in huge dreses and wigs.

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he's French, it doesn't count!

Jewlez played my favourite set of all time (NYD 2000, pre Summadaze) ; she rocks.

and yes, Keli Hart and Miss Match did have a stint playing together. Imagine The Potbelleez (no offence Dave/Jonny) but with two attractive, talented and intelligent chicks. Layer on a talented and attractive lead vocalist....that's entertainment! Versus live bands, watchin dj's is pretty dull. I want my eyes to be as stimulated as much as my ears so if hot she dj's can do both, they get my vote.
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he's French, it doesn't count!

Jewlez played my favourite set of all time (NYD 2000, pre Summadaze) ; she rocks.

and yes, Keli Hart and Miss Match did have a stint playing together. Imagine The Potbelleez (no offence Dave/Jonny) but with two attractive, talented and intelligent chicks. Put the same qualities in a lead vocalist....that's entertainment! Versus live bands, watchin dj's is pretty dull. I want my eyes to be as stimulated as much as my ears so if hot she dj's can do both, they get my vote.
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