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08-Jul-09, 03:40pm Old #101

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You're probably all single with nothing more to look forward to tonight than Dominos and garlic bread, and waking up tomorrow morning with tomato sauce and grease on your dicks and your download limits completely rinsed.
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08-Jul-09, 03:41pm Old #102

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fucking @ fringe on gf.

so yeah, thanks for posting a pic of my grandma scott ****

and larissa, bigger isnt always better.

they could be down to your ankles.
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and larissa, bigger isnt always better.

I've had sex with some varying sizes, and i must say that the optimum size is 12C.

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TITS OR GTFO LJ

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this is just her way to get free face cream
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i just whipped up a fresh batch, it can be yours for $5. Straight from source applications are also availible if you're willing to put in the ground work. PM for more details.

'sif I would ever pay for it!
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I've had sex with some varying sizes, and i must say that the optimum size is 12C.

if you're into fat chicks.

10D or 10DD ftw.
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10D or 10DD ftw.

Midget with a massive rack?

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08-Jul-09, 03:57pm Old #108

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there is no perfect size....... whatever suits the female carrying them.

although Chelsea gets me every time!!!!!
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if you're into fat chicks.

10D or 10DD ftw.

Talk about high expectations!
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08-Jul-09, 04:01pm Old #112

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I thought of doing this...



Then I realised I just wasted my (work) time

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'sif I would ever pay for it!

so option b then, i can do friday
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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

if you're into fat chicks.

10D or 10DD ftw.


we'll talk when i get anorexic! I have the DD's

until then im just a fat ****!

*Edit...this is meant to be a joke btw....
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we'll talk when i get anorexic! I have the DD's

until then im just a fat ****!

12DD? If so, PM me.






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If there is a will there is a way!

hmmmz

insta-sperm we'll get scientists to make it and we'll put our names on it and make millions!!

Better than the $90million lotto
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You don't have to be Japanese to harpoon a whale

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08-Jul-09, 04:14pm Old #117

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12DD? If so, PM me.







hahaha

they are full of milk atm too....even better food and bewbs!
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so option b then, i can do friday


Thanks but I already have plans...
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08-Jul-09, 04:15pm Old #119

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Thanks but I already have plans...


yeah we are going to see the scientists! and wash our hair...
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You don't have to be Japanese to harpoon a whale

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08-Jul-09, 04:16pm Old #120

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hahaha

they are full of milk atm too....even better food and bewbs!

Why would you need food there? You've got something else that I can lick on geez.

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08-Jul-09, 04:18pm Old #121

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This has been an interesting thread! I do wonder how much longer it will last though!
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Why would you need food there? You've got something else that I can lick on geez.


lol some people are into lactating women.......for the food side of things, havent you seen monica belluci in shoot em up?
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lol some people are into lactating women.......for the food side of things, havent you seen monica belluci in shoot em up?


I think I'll pass on that one...

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08-Jul-09, 04:23pm Old #124

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Talk about high expectations!

not really.

its a preferred size, im not saying other tits arent good.

i just know that this is awesome.

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we'll talk when i get anorexic! I have the DD's

until then im just a fat ****!

*Edit...this is meant to be a joke btw....

yeah but fat tits are different to nice big perky tits.

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they are full of milk atm too....even better food and bewbs!

hence your title "milk maid"?
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08-Jul-09, 04:24pm Old #125

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This has been an interesting thread! I do wonder how much longer it will last though!

it's funny how i can register the 200,000th member and get banned straight away, yet this thread continues
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looks like we'll have to being the sperm......


hmmz, a bit difficult with 2 girls, i am sure we can do it though!


What am i?
Chop liver

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For sure!! they are developing a double headed machine, so you can do your arse and vag at the same time, should be on our shores next year( I am looking REALLY forward to that one)

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What am i?
Chop liver

Move over, you've been replaced!
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it's funny how i can register the 200,000th member and get banned straight away, yet this thread continues

I agree.... And the other thread over there ------>

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it's funny how i can register the 200,000th member and get banned straight away, yet this thread continues

mad mike doesnt like people being happy.

sooner you realise this the quicker you'll understand.
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boring. thanks ITM
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if you're into fat chicks.

10D or 10DD ftw.





most girls at 18 have that size to start with, you wait til they get older and start to fill out.


I fucking crush a mans skull with my bewbs and I'm proud of my DD's
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Move over, you've been replaced!

fukn theiving sydneysiders

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I did a traineeship in network admin before I got a job as a fgt.

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For sure!! they are developing a double headed machine, so you can do your arse and vag at the same time, should be on our shores next year( I am looking REALLY forward to that one)

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so you're basically saying you used to be skinny @ 18 then you got fat?
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so you're basically saying you used to be skinny @ 18 then you got fat?

Happens to alotttt of people.

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so you're basically saying you used to be skinny @ 18 then you got fat?


way to fuck up the funny dude


*skips off to crush some skulls*
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crushing skulls = female version of the hilarity of donkey slapping girls.
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fukn theiving sydneysiders

You love to hate us!
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crushing skulls = female version of the hilarity of donkey slapping girls.


just.stop.breathing





please.
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Shut up and photoshop jrod you faggots.

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^ do so if you want the thread locked and a ban

been funny so far and i've put up with it but then people will take things to far and thread will get evidently locked.
so may as well leave it while its still funny
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Too interested in Laluna C's DD's to be bothered to photoshop Jarrard.

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You love to hate us!

and back it comes to taking a dump on chests...

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^ do so if you want the thread locked and a ban

been funny so far and i've put up with it but then people will take things to far and thread will get evidently locked.
so may as well leave it while its still funny

i wanted someone to swap your heads
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Too interested in Laluna C's DD's to be bothered to photoshop Jarrard.



*crush*



you like that dont you bitch. Yeah, say it.
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Shouldn't your name be Laluna DD?
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I don't like it.....












I LOVE it.








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Pics of Laluna and her bewbies plz
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