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People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
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queefing is not funny.
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queefing is not funny.

has been when i've experienced it, but hey.
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it's disgusting and has none of the charm of a fart
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maybe what you're stuffing in said vagina is too small it leaves gaps for air to be captured in the holy of holys then escapes through the cracks....

it's funny and the girls that it's happened to that i've been with have gotten rather embarassed... extreme pounding leads to queefs and loud ones too
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Originally Posted by franko123

maybe what you're stuffing in said vagina is too small it leaves gaps for air to be captured in the holy of holys then escapes through the cracks....

it's funny and the girls that it's happened to that i've been with have gotten rather embarassed... extreme pounding leads to queefs and loud ones too

FUCKING LOL, you just said you have a small wang! Franko you're all kinds of fail today
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the few time's it's happened around me I've lol'd more from the awkwardness of the girl than anything else.
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can you queef on command hh?
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FUCKING LOL, you just said you have a small wang! Franko you're all kinds of fail today

your point? what's the use in saying i'm hung like a horse if it's not true... girls are easily disappointed
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your point? what's the use in saying i'm hung like a horse if it's not true... girls are easily disappointed

Most don't shout it from the rooftops but what ever floats your boat. I'll keep it in mind next time you're writing about 'slammin' chicks in the ass so hard' with your tiny wiener - it'll provide lulz forever more
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hackers lol... angelina jolie is so rank in that film
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can you queef on command hh?

i wish i was like the queef sisters! but sadly i fart more than i queef
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hackers lol... angelina jolie is so rank in that film


but she does get her tits out..... so its a win in my book.
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if you hold a chick upside down and eat her out, basically try to eat her uterus, you achieve epic queefing. no idea why.
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I bet ur queefs smell like mouldy cabbage Ani.
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i've never smelt my own queefs before, im not flexible enough to get my head that close to my giney, not to mention putting a jar there to capture the queef feels really wrong.
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
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i've never smelt my own queefs before, im not flexible enough to get my head that close to my giney, not to mention putting a jar there to capture the queef feels really wrong.

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hackers lol... angelina jolie is so rank in that film

I'd do her any way she wanted.
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i've never smelt my own queefs before, im not flexible enough to get my head that close to my giney, not to mention putting a jar there to capture the queef feels really wrong.

What about useing some sort of suction device? Maybe a breast pump would do the trick...

Hmmm breast pumping queefs...sounds like a great fetish
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i dont think queefs actually smell. at least in my experience.

if it does it means you have a rank ****.
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Originally Posted by franko123

extreme pounding leads to queefs and loud ones too

this.

nothing worse then when theyre on the pill and they queef and sperm drops out.
(this is called queem)

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Originally Posted by autumn acid

if you hold a chick upside down and eat her out, basically try to eat her uterus, you achieve epic queefing. no idea why.

nothing like a good old queef in the face whilst you're going down on a girl.

this also happens if theyre lieing on their back and you hold their legs up next to their head so their ass is sticking up and you go down on them.

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I bet ur queefs smell like mouldy cabbage Ani.

fact: the smell of a queef is called "quim"
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Nah, quim was mentioned in the xbox thread by someone once, i think it was gruso actually.
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this.

nothing worse then when theyre on the pill and they queef and sperm drops out.
(this is called queem)


Why would it make any difference if they are on the pill or not?! Surely sperm can still 'drop out' during a queef if the girl isn't on the pill?!
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Why would it make any difference if they are on the pill or not?! Surely sperm can still 'drop out' during a queef if the girl isn't on the pill?!

Because it's less likely the sperm will get in there if they're not on the pill...
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edit: nope, it still doesn't make sense.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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Because it's less likely the sperm will get in there if they're not on the pill...

what?!

I'm confused.
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If the queef sounds like an explosive it means they snuck a snuke in the snatch
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these barbie chicks would probably get snapped in a good bonking session - I doubt that some of them could actually throw down in the sack.

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what?!

I'm confused.

Assuming the pair isn't looking for a baby, if she's not on the pill they're probably going to be using this magical, wonderful new device called a condom. This apparatus catches the sperm BEFORE it can get into the lady, thus preventing both an unplanned squalling infant, and, incidentally, soggy queefs.
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Originally Posted by Nazaar

Assuming the pair isn't looking for a baby, if she's not on the pill they're probably going to be using this magical, wonderful new device called a condom. This apparatus catches the sperm BEFORE it can get into the lady, thus preventing both an unplanned squalling infant, and, incidentally, soggy queefs.

i like best how you act like you're so just elite even though your statement was completely ambiguous, which is actually where the confusion arose from.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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jarrard have you even seen a vagina irl?
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Why would it make any difference if they are on the pill or not?! Surely sperm can still 'drop out' during a queef if the girl isn't on the pill?!

blowing inside a girl isnt the best idea if she isnt on the pill.
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Assuming the pair isn't looking for a baby, if she's not on the pill they're probably going to be using this magical, wonderful new device called a condom. This apparatus catches the sperm BEFORE it can get into the lady, thus preventing both an unplanned squalling infant, and, incidentally, soggy queefs.


Hang on, since when were babies/condoms involved? Isn't this a thread about queefing?!

As Dr Bones said, your previous statement was completely ambiguous - do you, or don't you think the pill can aid in the production of 'soggy queefs'?!

Why don't you go and do some research on how the contraceptive pill actually works.
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blowing inside a girl isnt the best idea if she isnt on the pill.

That's true, but you made it sound like only girls on the pill can 'queem'!
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