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I fucking gave it to my gf's mother this morning, judgemental bitch

2 and a half years I had been holding my breath out of respect, NOT TODAY YOU FUCKING CNT!!!!!!!

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I think it should be a requirement of this thread that the word "fucking" is used at least once per post.
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Personally I use this at the moment - as per clan's request; though vent is good.

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venting prevents explosion



Isn't the whole lifestyle forum basically a vent thread?

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I'd really like to hate the fucking Germans and their football team but there's this blonde German girl at work who is hot and that makes it really hard to hate Germans. Once my fascination is over then I'll continue my hate of ze Germans.

"Two World Wars and one World Cup... doo dah doo dah"
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I'd really like to hate the fucking Germans and their football team but there's this blonde German girl at work who is hot and that makes it really hard to hate Germans. Once my fascination is over then I'll continue my hate of ze Germans.

"Two World Wars and one World Cup... doo dah doo dah"

You could always hate fuck her?
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You could always hate fuck her?

I could but she's too nice to do that too.

And I'm too nice to do it.

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oh man i need to vent: i just witnessed a facebook argument between a friend and her friends over how edward could get bella pregnant in twilight. these women are in their fucking 30s.

FUCK THE FUCK OFF. YOU FUCKERS. I HATE YOU ALL. YOU'RE ADULTS!
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nobody is too nice to hate fuck someone! you just gotta find the right motivation
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nobody is too nice to hate fuck someone! you just gotta find the right motivation

Germany winning the World Cup would probably be enough motivation, but as long as I got her pregnant so as to dilute the Germanic race and infiltrate it with the best of British.
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thread is a day late imo
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nobody is too nice to hate fuck someone! you just gotta find the right motivation

awesome!
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I'd really like to hate the fucking Germans and their football team but there's this blonde German girl at work who is hot and that makes it really hard to hate Germans.

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I'm proud of the amount of fuck in this thread so far. Keep up the good work fuckers.

Fucking bus drivers. Why do you drive RIGHT PAST ME at the busway in the morning when my arm is sticking the fuck out hailing you like it is EVERY morning, and your bus is only HALF FULL?! DIAF BASTARDS.
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitchen

... but as long as I got her pregnant so as to dilute the Germanic race and infiltrate it with the best of British.

Don't do that. We would all prefer to keep the mingers in Britain.
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the best of British.

oxymoron imo
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oh man i need to vent: i just witnessed a facebook argument between a friend and her friends over how edward could get bella pregnant in twilight. these women are in their fucking 30s.

FUCK THE FUCK OFF. YOU FUCKERS. I HATE YOU ALL. YOU'RE ADULTS!

You should chime into their thread with "IMPRISON AND VIOLENTLY RAPE HER". That'll fuck 'em.
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oh man i need to vent: i just witnessed a facebook argument between a friend and her friends over how edward could get bella pregnant in twilight. these women are in their fucking 30s.

FUCK THE FUCK OFF. YOU FUCKERS. I HATE YOU ALL. YOU'RE ADULTS!


hahaha, i'd love to see that... hilarious.
what conclusion did they come to?
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^^ Yeah Im hating on those people who are 'totally into' the whole twilight thing, i mean ive watched it , i thought it was good but dont sit there and get worked the fuck up about jacob and bella and shit. Who cares!!!
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this 34 year old chick from my work begged me to go with her to get an autograph signed by Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl) FUCK I was hating her .. i lined up for almost 2 hours with a bunch of 15 year olds singing Justin Bieber.. FUCK IT WAS FUCKED,.
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^that is just totally messed up!
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this 34 year old chick from my work begged me to go with her to get an autograph signed by Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl) FUCK I was hating her .. i lined up for almost 2 hours with a bunch of 15 year olds singing Justin Bieber.. FUCK IT WAS FUCKED,.

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oh man i need to vent: i just witnessed a facebook argument between a friend and her friends over how edward could get bella pregnant in twilight. these women are in their fucking 30s.

FUCK THE FUCK OFF. YOU FUCKERS. I HATE YOU ALL. YOU'RE ADULTS!

Just link them this: http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

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^that is just totally messed up!

whats even worse, is that our boss was encouraging us to leave work early so we get a good spot in the line. two hours of my life that il never get back. oh well
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am I doing it right ?
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Quote:

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this 34 year old chick from my work begged me to go with her to get an autograph signed by Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl) FUCK I was hating her .. i lined up for almost 2 hours with a bunch of 15 year olds singing Justin Bieber.. FUCK IT WAS FUCKED,.

me and a few mates went to check that out - didn't go for for Chuck Bass
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ohh fuck, that is fucking awesome

"If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way."

i remain blisfully fucking ignorant of the whole fucking thing.

i didn't see the end of the fasebook argument, i fucking wanted to punch myself in the dick just for starting to fucking read it in the first place.

BEARDFUCK.
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ohh fuck, i fucking wanted to punch myself in the dick just for starting to fucking read it in the first place. .

Oh, ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

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shut it balthazar, every time i see you i'm fucking shitfaced drunk :3
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I like it like that.
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last time i vaguely remember being poured into a cab outside cuckoo
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Yep, right after doing a fair impression of a merchandise peddler by sticking a Beards DVDVDVD all up in my 'tache...

yo !
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i call it "spreading the truth"
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^ah the point of that is??
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He needs to Wendt.

oh that was good!!
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