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24-Aug-10, 09:55am Old #1

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I f**ked a tranny last night.
Met off AdultMatchMaker last night after coming home from work. An hour later it was on. They're very particular about how they clean up.

Discuss.
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24-Aug-10, 10:00am Old #2

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What's there to explain? You'll need to be more specific.
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Wow.

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They're very particular about how they clean up.

What exactly do you mean by this?

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Nice one Marshy...better or worse than just a regular gay guy?
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Wow.

Indeed.

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What exactly do you mean by this?

In both instances I've had relations with a TG, they've been quite pedantic about mopping up the mess as soon as it's expelled. I barely had time to enjoy the after glow.

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Nice one Marshy...better or worse than just a regular gay guy?

Good question. Different dude. It's nice to have titties to play with though I have to say.

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Yeah, nah.
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24-Aug-10, 10:48am Old #9

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you gonna tap that again?
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24-Aug-10, 10:56am Old #10

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They asked if I would like to, but probably not. I just had to get it out of my system really.
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24-Aug-10, 11:12am Old #11

What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?
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It'll make for another good chapter in your book if nothing else.
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i find it amazing that nobody finds the fact that marshy is openly talking about this quiet disturbing.
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The overshare is a bit weird, but I'm not gonna judge the guy for his sexual preference.

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24-Aug-10, 11:25am Old #14

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24-Aug-10, 11:27am Old #15

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24-Aug-10, 11:28am Old #16

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i find it amazing that nobody finds the fact that marshy is openly talking about this quiet disturbing.

What's so disturbing you esteemed individual?
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24-Aug-10, 11:30am Old #17

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when it comes to Marshwah, nothing shocks anymore

This.

I was originally going to come in and say "a new low, even for marshy." The thing is, I know there are far far worse stories to come in the life of Marshwah.

Keep on truckin'.
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Pre/post op?

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24-Aug-10, 11:40am Old #19

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was it Amy?
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Pre/post op?

Pre, the way I prefer.
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So, like, what is that? Fake tits with a dick?

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So, like, what is that? Fake tits with a dick?

I don't think they were fake tits. They were pretty small, I think you can grow your tits with hormones rather than having an operation.

But yeah, the pre-op/post-op thing refers to their junk.
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Yeah I am confus.
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24-Aug-10, 11:57am Old #24

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Yeah I am confus.

2. Everyone who isn't Marshmallow.

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Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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So does this mean marshy has switched sides... again? I can't keep up.
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So does this mean marshy has switched sides... again? I can't keep up.

I find it funny you think in sides still in this day and age.
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Batting from the middle of the pitch?

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I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand

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Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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24-Aug-10, 12:02pm Old #28

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i find it amazing that nobody finds the fact that marshy is openly talking about this quiet disturbing.

Maybe an immature twat like you finds it disturbing, other, more mature ITM’ers don’t see it any different to any other sex talk in these threads
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Good for you Marshy.

Good for you.
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top or bottom?

69ed and rimmed only. I'm generally a bottom in these cases, but have only been penetrated by blokes thus far.
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Getting a little low on attention Marshy?

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Maybe I'm a prude but I think you've chosen a "side" as it were. I just can't see the pool of hetero girls that are keen for a man that sleeps with tranny's being that large. Given you're honest about it of course.
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A little too much information there.

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Seriously ... how are you still single?

We also need to know if you "tanked" or not
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A little too much information there.

yep, that's my line I'm sorry. V happy for you Marshy, but I must be leaving now
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Maybe an immature twat like you finds it disturbing, other, more mature ITM’ers don’t see it any different to any other sex talk in these threads

wait.

you find it mature to post on an internet forum, boasting about fucking a tranny?

and im clearly not the only one that thinks its too much info.
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24-Aug-10, 01:00pm Old #38

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more that you are lacking in maturity for finding this disturbing i think

just because it's not your cup of tea doesn't make it disturbing dude, or should i say prude
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24-Aug-10, 01:01pm Old #39

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& if you think it's too much info don't open the thread ffs

(it's not like the thread title is deceptive, or anything)
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& if you think it's too much info don't open the thread ffs

(it's not like the thread title is deceptive, or anything)

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more that you are lacking in maturity for finding this disturbing i think

just because it's not your cup of tea doesn't make it disturbing dude, or should i say prude

i dont find it disturbing he fucked a tranny. its marshy ffs.
i find it disturbing he is boasting about it.

im DEF not a prude though haha.
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yeah right. Marshy how does a small-chested, pre-op tranny satisfy an urge for you that is different to, say, a hairless young twink? Do you distinguish the attraction in your mind?

Someone like Courtney Act - I've been caught out having a second look as I flick through the socials on a Sunday morning, so on a superficial level I can understand the appeal there. But how is she having sex? Has her junk been re-aligned so that it is sexually functional as well as visually / bathroom purposes? Or can she still only do anal?

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wait.

you find it mature to post on an internet forum, boasting about fucking a tranny?

and im clearly not the only one that thinks its too much info.

God you’re a douche…I never said it wasn’t TMI, nor that discussing it, in general is mature...I just said it’s not “disturbing” like you said it was...and only an immature person would think it so, you almighty knob-gobbling retard
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lol you get worked up so quickly.

so you're saying im imature because i find it disturbing that he is bragging about fucking a tranny on an internet forum?

yeaah ok.
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yeah right. Marshy how does a small-chested, pre-op tranny satisfy an urge for you that is different to, say, a hairless young twink? Do you distinguish the attraction in your mind?

Someone like Courtney Act - I've been caught out having a second look as I flick through the socials on a Sunday morning, so on a superficial level I can understand the appeal there. But how is she having sex? Has her junk been re-aligned so that it is sexually functional as well as visually / bathroom purposes? Or can she still only do anal?

Back from a pissy lunch.

Not sure how to answer your questions. But there is definite attraction in fucking someone that's so open-minded.
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Maybe I'm a prude but I think you've chosen a "side" as it were. I just can't see the pool of hetero girls that are keen for a man that sleeps with tranny's being that large. Given you're honest about it of course.

This opens up a whole raft of questions about whether or not it's appropriate to talk about your ex-partners with your current partner. If I posed the question in this fashion I think you would reconsider your position. Being "honest" as you call it is a misnomer.
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misnomer

Great use of obscure word imo.
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J-Rod...not worked up at all...I just think you're a fucking gormless moron who is a constant source of embarrassment to both family and friends...and I'm telling you as such

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