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I confess I am no longer on FB, and haven't been for a while, but have recently considered returning to the dark side.
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it does suck in some ways though, as rubbish as it is, that is how I keep in touch with a lot of peeps from home, and sad to say it........even family!

I am not so fussed with it for keeping in touch with people here cos we email and call and stuff, but yeah, people at home and some of my family are overeast too, and I am starting to feel real out of touch with my life before Oz I guess!
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it does suck in some ways though, as rubbish as it is, that is how I keep in touch with a lot of peeps from home, and sad to say it........even family!

I am not so fussed with it for keeping in touch with people here cos we email and call and stuff, but yeah, people at home and some of my family are overeast too, and I am starting to feel real out of touch with my life before Oz I guess!

Despite my clear attachment to fb this is why it is so important to me as well! It makes staying in touch with family and friends back home so much easier.
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I agree that the ladies posting specifically in this thread are fkn smokin.

lurking has some advantages
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^ I agree.

I confess I've been going commando since I got changed out of my work gear this arvo, and the constant friction on my bell-end is making me toey.

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I confess I want to devour a girl that works with me. I know she's expecting a relationship afterwards thus the reason I don't follow through on my desire .

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I confess I want to devour a girl that works with me. I know she's expecting a relationship afterwards thus the reason I don't follow through on my desire .

Meh, smash her box and worry about the consequences later.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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^ what he said!
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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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I think you're completely right. Where's my phone?

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I'm stuffing my fase with Reese's pieces.

Nom nom nom.

So how does it feel to be winning at life?

I confess I'm tempted to take my friends little brother trick or treating, just because there's a possibility I can get a free Reeses from all of it.
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I agree that the ladies posting specifically in this thread are fkn smokin.


smoking what is the question though


i'd just like to confess that Surgeon last night was completely brilliant and i'm glad i'm waiting for a telstra tech and not at work ... yet
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So how does it feel to be winning at life?

I confess I'm tempted to take my friends little brother trick or treating, just because there's a possibility I can get a free Reeses from all of it.

I have one in my desk drawer that I am about to eat (actually, I am going to eat it after my burritto) Chocolate and peanut butter are one the best combinations ever!
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I confess, that I'm never accepting an add from a random on facebook again. Someone posing as the porn star Shawna Lenee added me.

Fucking ****s. The world is out to get me.

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I confess I am no longer on FB, and haven't been for a while, but have recently considered returning to the dark side.

Welcome back to the dark side... mwahahahaha
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I confess that I had an unbelievably good sex dream about my housemate last night.
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I confess that I had an unbelievably good sex dream about my housemate last night.

woah...back up........ i thought you were talking about the other person of interest of yours with the same name.

The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?

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woah...back up........ i thought you were talking about the other person of interest of yours with the same name.

It's funnier now though, right?
I don't know how I'm going to look at him straight tonight now. Especially since now it's hotter he very rarely wears a shirt at home anymore
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im wearing a scarf and long sleeved shirt today not because its raining but to hide the bruises from an extremely rampant fuck-a-thon with my man yesterday.
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Despite my clear attachment to fb this is why it is so important to me as well! It makes staying in touch with family and friends back home so much easier.

I confess that in a Corona blur I re-entered the world that is FB this weekend lol!
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I was jerking off one day over my girlfriend face, her dog was sitting on the end of the bed asleep.

I thought it would be funny to drop the load on the dogs back, so as I was about to let loose, I quickly altered my position and did it.

My girlfriend didn't find it amusing. I still LOL to this day when I think about her reaction.

It was a terrier cross if anyone cares about the pedigree.
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It was a terrier cross if anyone cares about the pedigree.

The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?

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You can't get preggers from ITB...
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It's funnier now though, right?
I don't know how I'm going to look at him straight tonight now. Especially since now it's hotter he very rarely wears a shirt at home anymore

You'll be able to look at him straight provided you're not doing it doggy or reverse cowgirl. You'll need a mirror then.
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I was jerking off one day over my girlfriend face, her dog was sitting on the end of the bed asleep.

I thought it would be funny to drop the load on the dogs back, so as I was about to let loose, I quickly altered my position and did it.

My girlfriend didn't find it amusing. I still LOL to this day when I think about her reaction.

It was a terrier cross if anyone cares about the pedigree.

lol , my ex used to hate it when I wank in front of her, don't know why, I was always a big fan of her wanking hahaha
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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You'll be able to look at him straight provided you're not doing it doggy or reverse cowgirl. You'll need a mirror then.

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I confess that in a Corona blur I re-entered the world that is FB this weekend lol!

Welcome back!

angelbel - pics or stfu!
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i confess:

Im so glad i work where i do, the people i work with are changing the world, making things happen, its brilliant and amazing! I love it, and i hope that when i finish my degree i will be able to do something similar or as worthwhile.

It helps me to realise that one person can make a massive difference, that things are changeable, there is hope.

That all it takes is someone to take a step forward and fight or stand up for what they believe is important and roll with it.

That while this may not change the world, it will invariably change one persons life for the better, and that person, often, will change someone elses life for the better...
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Sales Rep - the job itself sounds awesome, I think I'm just having doubts
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Welcome back!

angelbel - pics or stfu!

Thanks!
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I confess I am no longer on FB, and haven't been for a while, but have recently considered returning to the dark side.

I confess that I probably need to get away from fapbook for a month or so.

When you deactivate, what happens when you decide to "come back?" Does your profile stay the same? "Waiting for you?"

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Not this tart again

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pretty sure it must do coz there is no way i would have accepted wendy tosh's add again.....bitch just reappeared out of nowhere
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When you 'deactivate' your profile doesn't actually go anywhere (your friends can't see you or post on your wall or anything).

Whenever you want to come 'back' just log in using your username and password and Bam, your back.
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Thank you

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I confess that I did it! Free of fapbook for a bit, yahoo!

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I confess I will miss Shamz on fapbook!
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I confess I feel the same way as Miss Biz. Who will I share my cheesy love songs with naow?
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Yeah lovelies, only temporary. Needed a bit of time and space <3

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Oh man, the good looking women are gaying up the thread again. What fucking gives?!

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Needed a bit of time and space <3

You needed space man?

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Even yours pee three three seven.

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One hit wonder or what?

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Not this tart again

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