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How is that a confession?!
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Derpy is the poor mans JTard.

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I don't like people.
Most people I read by looking or interacting with them and then work out how to get along with them but I have no patience for fools unless it is for amusement and that never works out because I feel sorry for them.. I haven't had a relationship within 4 years

You should try taking yourself a little less seriously.





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Would that have meant you would have been made redundant as well?

Sux if you would have been paid out.
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No, i highly doubt i would have been made redundant. They new CEO was responsible for cleaning up a lot of the managerial double ups that appeared as a consequence of my old company finally being brought into the parent company fold correctly.

No one else but managers lost their jobs. I found it a bit of a joke when my ex-boss sent me a text the following day saying i was lucky i left when I did because she was made redundant. I guess she didn't see that the worker bees were safe. I think the redundancy decision was the best from a business perspective.

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Confession, should'nt have said yes to that "1" drink friday night.
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Confession, should'nt have said yes to that "1" drink friday night.

So where is the confession? Did you neck a bottle of vodka and go home with one of your cousins or something?
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^ Thank god no, my cousins are not people anyone would want to go home with.
Lots and lots of beers, I remember grinding on a Cher impersonator, yelling at someones brother, d&ms with a friends girlfriend, drunk skipping thru a park almost breaking my leg and smacking someone in the tooth with a ring I had on.
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^ Thank god no, my cousins are not people anyone would want to go home with.
Lots and lots of beers, I remember grinding on a Cher impersonator, yelling at someones brother, d&ms with a friends girlfriend, drunk skipping thru a park almost breaking my leg and smacking someone in the tooth with a ring I had on.

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I do also remember talking myself into wearing one for the next dress up.
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^ Thank god no, my cousins are not people anyone would want to go home with.
Lots and lots of beers, I remember grinding on a Cher impersonator, yelling at someones brother, d&ms with a friends girlfriend, drunk skipping thru a park almost breaking my leg and smacking someone in the tooth with a ring I had on.

And got home on Monday morning to post about it?
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I have a confession. please forgive me ITM.
please forgive me of my ignorance.

I have no idea what is with these Erhmagherd memes.

Could someone please kindly enlighten me?

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A super excited retard saying 'Oh My God!' at something equally retarded.



I didnt think it was funny, but when I found this pic for you, I couldnt not laugh

And I feel like total shit!
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oh wow thanks onslaught.
i thought it was some kind of joke at drunks..?

wow, gotta love memes that pop up on ITM.
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A super excited retard saying 'Oh My God!' at something equally retarded!

Goosebumps Books. This is the original photo:


It's quite old but has resurfaced recently.
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I only got it because thats how some lady i work with says oh my god. >_>
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I confess that I discovered yesterday that my Dad drinks a little bit of his own urine every morning for "health reasons"

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And what health benefits would they be?

I doubt there are any
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at the pub my mate randomly kicked a stranger calling him a fukn joo c.unt, should have seen his face it was so funny had me in stiches

err, how is that funny?

would it have been funny if he did it to a dark skinned brother or an aboriginal?

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at the pub my mate randomly kicked a stranger calling him a fukn joo c.unt, should have seen his face it was so funny had me in stiches

You actually find this amusing? Are we supposed to be impressed?
I sincerely hope you're making a (failed) attempt at being facetious.
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at the pub my mate randomly kicked a stranger calling him a fukn joo c.unt, should have seen his face it was so funny had me in stiches

The fuck is wrong with you? If you're old enough to be in a pub, you're old enough to pull people up when they do stupid shit like that.
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at the pub my mate randomly kicked a stranger calling him a fukn joo c.unt, should have seen his face it was so funny had me in stiches

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