Anyway I'd rather spend my time freerolling on facebook than pub donkaments, homegames and micro stakes.

I'm up $36 on micro stakes TYVM.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ DUKE DOOM

Anyway I'd rather spend my time freerolling on facebook than pub donkaments, homegames and micro stakes.

errr ok then .....

You'd rather waste your time playing games in which you can't win anything, and because they're freerolls and no one plays them at all seriously, you learn NOTHING, than play in any environment which A) has prizes and B) is challenging?!?!

I too enjoy taking monopoly money from children. It makes me feel like a big man. A BIG MAN!

No No No.. he has made 200k !111!!1!!!

Are they like Internet Dollars? Because I've got heaps of them from this video I made... Wut wut?

EDIT: Shit, I'd better be careful.

this guy was giving me shit in chat... then this!!

lesson 4: how to send someone on tilt and get 4 re matches

Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): t1720 34.40 BBs
BB: t1280 25.60 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 5
Hero raises to t100, BB calls t50

Flop: (t200) 3 7 5 (2 players)
BB bets t1180 all in, Hero says "ak high good here?", Hero says "is it????", Hero calls t1180

Turn: (t2560) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2560) A (2 players - 1 is all in)
Hero says "looooooooooooooooool"

Final Pot: t2560
Hero shows 5 5 (a full house, Fives full of Threes)
BB shows A 8 (two pair, Aces and Threes)
Hero wins t2560


and PROOF


Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): t2135 42.70 BBs
BB: t865 17.30 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with J T
Hero raises to t100, BB says "it's idiots like you that put folks on tilt", BB says "probably playing with your pocket money", Hero says "lol", 1 fold

Final Pot: t100
Hero wins t100

Idiots like you who flop a set and have a fish overbet/shove a pot with nothing but two overs...how dare you!

Just_Me - what kinda of bankroll are you packing to play $50 HU SNGs?

And this was the second match against a diff guy, this call was probs stupid cause i loose all my edge on at best a coinflip (i thought at the time) but he was on tilt and had 'win every pot syndrome', so with game flow, insta shove and meh..


AND THEN HE SITS OUT! hahaha

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Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: t1630 81.50 BBs
Hero (BB): t1370 68.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with A A
BTN/SB raises to t60, Hero raises to t180, BTN/SB calls t120

Flop: (t360) 7 5 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t280, BTN/SB calls t280

Turn: (t920) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t1170 all in, Hero calls t910 all in

River: (t2740) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2740
BTN/SB shows 4 4 (a pair of Fours)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins t2740



Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (40)
Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (20)
Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (40)
Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (20)
Hero: why sit out??
Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (40)
Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (20)
Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (40)
Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (20)
Dealer: Game #52769866542: Hero wins pot (40)

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I keep my roll on 3k cause i've gone on 1k downswings many times in a night or a few days due to tilt and run bad, it hurts so much

what ever i make on the day over 3k i withdraw and if i go below it i keep on grinding till im back there...

what do you do with all those FPPZ!11!!! ? (give them to Fatman for rail/stalkimg you? )

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random_Kiwi

You'd rather waste your time playing games in which you can't win anything, and because they're freerolls and no one plays them at all seriously, you learn NOTHING, than play in any environment which A) has prizes and B) is challenging?!?!

$10K was the top prize last week

the woolies / dicksmith vouchers you can get for food and w/e else, nothing to exciting lol.


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this guy was weird...

the suck out

Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): t1470 73.50 BBs
BB: t1530 76.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with A J
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t1530 all in, Hero calls t1410 all in

Flop: (t2940) 9 7 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t2940) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2940) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2940
Hero shows A J (high card Ace)
BB shows Q T (two pair, Queens and Tens)
BB wins t2940

the next game

BB: man can u stop dat seriously
Dealer: Game #52771553687: BB wins pot (40)
Hero: stop what?
Dealer: Game #52771559695: BB wins pot (20)
Dealer: Game #52771568203: Hero wins pot (20)
Dealer: BB, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
Dealer: Game #52771564515: Hero wins pot (40)
BB: man i dont even know why im playin i didnt press any botton about a comeback
Dealer: Game #52771571896: BB wins pot (160)
Dealer: Game #52771578346: Hero wins pot (40)
Dealer: BB, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
Hero: lol i auto ticked it for u for rematch
BB: plz dont do dat again i just wanted to get my money..
Dealer: Regular time for player BB has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Dealer: Game #52771581001: BB wins pot (40)

BB: why did u had to do dat damn im pissed i seriously need da money
Dealer: Game #52771639458: Hero wins pot (30)
Hero: cause i wanted to get my money back for ur suck

Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): t1800 36 BBs
BTN/SB: t1200 24 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with 6 6
BTN/SB raises to t1200 all in, Hero calls t1150

Flop: (t2400) 4 5 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2400) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2400) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2400
Hero shows 6 6 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
BTN/SB shows 4 A (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero wins t2400

What's your username?

Cheers Just_Me - what did you initially deposit and how long did it take you to work it up to $3K? Do you play MTT's or solely stick to HU SNGs? I'd have thought the variance on those would be massive and hard to keep a profit on consistently?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random_Kiwi

Cheers Just_Me - what did you initially deposit and how long did it take you to work it up to $3K? Do you play MTT's or solely stick to HU SNGs? I'd have thought the variance on those would be massive and hard to keep a profit on consistently?

HU sngs have lower variance than any other sng.

HU cash is generally accepted to be higher than 6/9 max.

lol

no way am i giving out my SN, i've already had one member on in this forum in the last week report me for 'multi accounting' even though I'm not and never have, lucky stars support like me and let me shut down the jezzajezza account - bad luck!

i deposited 10 bux and grinded 2nl 6max, then grinded 10nl, then 25nl, then went to hu 50nl and lost everything...

then i sold myself on 2p2 and made close to 2k in just over a week lmao...

and then i deposited 20 bux on a new account (this one) and learnt the husngs playing the 2.20s, 5.50,10.00 and 20s and ran super hot, i then shipped a tourney for 2k and withdrew everything leaving me with 1k...

i then got coaching off a husng coach primordial over skype/teamviewer so i could go well in the 50s... then i got coaching off fullflush aka luke schwartz over skype and railed him.. most the stuff he said didn't mean much to me since i was playing at such low levels but it made me think a heap more outside the box plus heapssss of theory and husng videos.

and from there i just kept grinding the 50s whilst i had a job to build up the roll... and now im living with another husng grinder making a living

cool story bro!

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reg wars!!!!

Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BB: t2050 68.33 BBs
Hero (BTN/SB): t950 31.67 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 6
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t30

Flop: (t120) 4 J K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t70, BB raises to t180, Hero calls t110

Turn: (t480) 5 (2 players)
BB bets t240, Hero raises to t710 all in, BB says "nice catch", BB says "Kj", BB folds

Final Pot: t960
Hero shows 9 6 (high card King)
Hero wins t960

The only person that knows u on this forum is fatman . So it was him.

Yeah well I don't believe you and the only reason you wouldn't want people to know your user name is because you're lying. If stars have already said it's not a problem then why would you care anyway?

How would you even know if someone from itm reported you?

because when i did that shit on 2p2 everyone new jezzajezza as the laughing stock, there was a magazine article on it and put in all casinos lol..

since then i have a lot of 2p2 members on aim and skype and if they new it was me it'd be humiliating, that's the truth.

im not here to brag, im just posting hh, if you think im lying then cool, doesn't bother me.

ohh and it was someone from here, first time was fatman like 1 year ago but this time it was someone else because as soon as i started posting here my poker account was put 'under investigation' for 4 hours since only people here new i had the jezzajezza account.

would a fish try and attempt the triple check raise, it's one of the hardest to complete! ooo so close..



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Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): t1375 45.83 BBs
BTN/SB: t1625 54.17 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with A 4
BTN/SB calls t15, Hero checks

Flop: (t60) J 7 A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t90, Hero raises to t240, BTN/SB calls t150

Turn: (t540) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t90, Hero raises to t340, BTN/SB calls t250

River: (t1220) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Final Pot: t1220
Hero shows A 4 (a pair of Aces)
BTN/SB mucks J 2
Hero wins t1220


bet your busted draw fish!!

Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: t1580 79 BBs
Hero (BB): t1420 71 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with J Q
BTN/SB calls t10, Hero raises to t80, BTN/SB calls t60

Flop: (t160) 7 6 J (2 players)
Hero bets t120, BTN/SB calls t120

Turn: (t400) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t260, BTN/SB calls t260

River: (t920) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t380, Hero calls t380

Final Pot: t1680
BTN/SB shows 8 9 (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows J Q (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
Hero wins t1680

kent

PokerStars Game #52832721565: Tournament #332443728, $15+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2010/11/17 8:27:55 ET
Table '332443728 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BornSurvivor (2625 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny5286 (2570 in chips)
Seat 3: phillaak96 (1625 in chips)
Seat 4: ja.paula (1116 in chips)
Seat 6: El_Chach (3974 in chips)
Seat 7: Griffster448 (600 in chips)
Seat 9: hardestpart3 (990 in chips)
phillaak96: posts small blind 100
ja.paula: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to El_Chach [Ac Ad]
El_Chach: calls 200
Griffster448: folds
hardestpart3: folds
BornSurvivor: raises 2425 to 2625 and is all-in
johnny5286: folds
phillaak96: folds
ja.paula: folds
El_Chach: calls 2425
*** FLOP *** [2c 9c 3c]
*** TURN *** [2c 9c 3c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [2c 9c 3c 7s] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
El_Chach: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
BornSurvivor: shows [9h 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)
BornSurvivor collected 5550 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5550 | Rake 0
Board [2c 9c 3c 7s 6s]
Seat 1: BornSurvivor showed [9h 9d] and won (5550) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: johnny5286 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: phillaak96 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ja.paula (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: El_Chach showed [Ac Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: Griffster448 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: hardestpart3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Me

no way am i giving out my SN, i've already had one member on in this forum in the last week report me for 'multi accounting' even though I'm not and never have, lucky stars support like me and let me shut down the jezzajezza account - bad luck!

i deposited 10 bux and grinded 2nl 6max, then grinded 10nl, then 25nl, then went to hu 50nl and lost everything...

then i sold myself on 2p2 and made close to 2k in just over a week lmao...

and then i deposited 20 bux on a new account (this one) and learnt the husngs playing the 2.20s, 5.50,10.00 and 20s and ran super hot, i then shipped a tourney for 2k and withdrew everything leaving me with 1k...

i then got coaching off a husng coach primordial over skype/teamviewer so i could go well in the 50s... then i got coaching off fullflush aka luke schwartz over skype and railed him.. most the stuff he said didn't mean much to me since i was playing at such low levels but it made me think a heap more outside the box plus heapssss of theory and husng videos.

and from there i just kept grinding the 50s whilst i had a job to build up the roll... and now im living with another husng grinder making a living

You lost your mates money first, then sold yourself.

Then you grinded 2-25nl and lost at 50nl.

Then went to new(current) account(with a 2nd jezzajezza one somewhere back around the grinding stage).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Me

ohh and it was someone from here, first time was fatman like 1 year ago but this time it was someone else because as soon as i started posting here my poker account was put 'under investigation' for 4 hours since only people here new i had the jezzajezza account.

I never reported you, I did get you to admit it was your 2nd account in the chat on a 6-max table though. Later on the chat mod was called when(i think) someone was called a nigga. Either the chat mod saw the chat log and told stars or another person at the table reported it. That was the jezzajezza88 account you made after jezzajezza08, the 88 account was closed before you grinded the 2-25nl busto 50nl HU. I also posted that jezzajezza08 was playing as jezzajezza88 in the thread you sold yourself in, so it might have been someone on 2+2 before you got the thread deleted.

I've known jezza has had a new account on stars for a while. I'm surprised stars let you shut down the jezzajezza08 account for this new one though after they already did it for the jezzajezza88 one. How they even know what account jezzajezza08 is linked to, I assume you're using someone else's name for it?

Quote:

In case you missed the action last week, it was Vanessa Selbst who too down the November 9 in Partouche. Actually, it was more like the November 8 because of the disqualification of one of the players for cheating. When video evidence showed Ali Tekintamgac receiving hand signals from media members on the floor who had seen his opponent hole cards, he was disqualified from the event, and his chips were removed. The 8 remaining players resumed with Selbst scoring big, taking down first place and €1.3 million. The win takes her to more than $2.8 million in live tournament earnings in 2010, and is good for 6th most on the 2010 earnings list among all players.

Wow

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatman1234

I've known jezza has had a new account on stars for a while. I'm surprised stars let you shut down the jezzajezza08 account for this new one though after they already did it for the jezzajezza88 one. How they even know what account jezzajezza08 is linked to, I assume you're using someone else's name for it?

yeah your story adds up! lol

were you out at star last night? posting at 2am?

anyway yeah i spoke to michael j or w/e his name in on 2p2 via pm and basically how i dont wanto be linked to jezzajezza acct due to this reason etc and told security, so lucky they let me off - jezzajezza suxxxx

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'********' closed as duplicate of 'jezzajezza08'

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account per player.


All accounts have been closed. In order to reinstate your main account
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4 hours later...

Hello Jeremy,

Thank you for your email.

Your ID has been accepted.

Because of the greater real money history associated with
account '*****', that is the account we have reinstated.

Good luck at the tables.

Kind regards,

Ashley
PokerStars Verification

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just a big nuisance having to do all that because someone here reported me, and know it wasn't routine, way to coincidental...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7kmXINjkYA

30 seconds CHEATING - soooo SUSSSS??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Me

just a big nuisance having to do all that because I'm a dirty cheat with no integrity, and know it wasn't routine, way to coincidental...

fxd

You're the type of person who blames the cop for your speeding fine!

lol

i never once used the other account when i had this one, it just had bad stats and rep... If I did then stars would of perm banned me by now or not even re instated my account.

get your facts right douche! :-p

Oh shit sorry, I didn't realise multi accounts with misleading statisitcs and reputations were ok.

My bad, I'm gonna go set up a dozen accounts and let my nephews blow $10 each and then rip eveyone apart with my mad facebook poker skillz.

DJ DUKE DOOM trolls like a pro.

p.s. you're all donkeys.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Me

yeah your story adds up! lol

hes resident stalker ldo !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Me

cool story bro!

Appreciated...like reading stories of people getting some success at this game.

Much at all this talk now though, what the hell did you do to "sell your soul" to people on 2+2 to get monies?!?!

Anyone know when/if the WOSPE Main Event is being aired?

Kiwi - you dont remember the dude that put the beg post up on 2+2 a while back saying he needed to pay his rent, so he read the bible, ate his own pubes, etc etc , you dont remember that?

heres the bible reading thread:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...inimum-434545/


he dida heap of other shit... .I saved a couple of the photos. The 2nd oe he had to put his own jizz in his hair and take a photo of it with a message, first one was somethign to dow ith Pegs.. amongst other shit.

You seriously dont rememebr this?

edit: Lol after re - reading the bible thread it reminded me how he had to make a moustache out of his own pubes

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlsav

hes resident stalker ldo !

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlsav

I saved a couple of the photos.

knowing someones entire poker history and saving some embarrasing pics for potential future embarrassment are......

I do remember some talk of it on here, but I haven't the time for 2+2 forums (hard blocked at work, too) so never knew the full story

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlsav

knowing someones entire poker history and saving some embarrasing pics for potential future

It's called a memory!

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlsav

You seriously dont rememebr this?

edit: Lol after re - reading the bible thread it reminded me how he had to make a moustache out of his own pubes

it was mayonnaise in my hair and i never made a pube mustache lmao, illusion!

and wtf at you saving them?? hahahahaha

anyway that's over now and i've moved on, so you should all do the same! :-)

owning of the day


Poker Stars $50+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): t1360 68 BBs
BB: t1640 82 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 5
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t100, Hero calls t40

Flop: (t200) J 2 A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t200, BB calls t200

Turn: (t600) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t360, BB calls t360

River: (t1320) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t700 all in, BB folds, BB says "kings"

Final Pot: t1320
Hero shows 8 5 (high card Ace)
Hero wins t1320

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Me

it was mayonnaise in my hair and i never made a pube mustache lmao, illusion!

and wtf at you saving them?? hahahahaha

anyway that's over now and i've moved on, so you should all do the same! :-)

You're not going to live that down, my cat has more integrity than you.

Its cum now . Deal with it

Spoiler:

^ end up bubbling? your template sux ballz, screws with my eyes.

mean while i grinded like 12 hours today and am down 10 buy ins, suck out after suck out after loosing flips non stop, so tilted, need sleep, fu poker, back at it in 6 hrs!

Quote:

Originally Posted by djdarbs

You're not going to live that down, my cat has more integrity than you.

and my cat has more integrity then your cat...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Me

and my cat has more integrity then your cat...

Just_Me's Cat > Dwarbins Cat > Just Me......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Me

and my cat has more integrity then your cat...

Then my cat what?

Played my first live game last night with mates, came first and won $60. Had SUCH a blast, compared to click, click, clicking on PokerStars.

Final hand was all in QQ v KK with QQ being on a flush draw at the turn, was pretty epic

^ Congrats!

Just_Me's Cat > Dwarbins Cat > Just Me > Fatman > Karl

std ownage of the day

Poker Stars $50.00+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): t1810 60.33 BBs
BB: t1190 39.67 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with 6 A
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t30

Flop: (t120) T K T (2 players)
BB bets t90, Hero calls t90

Turn: (t300) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t300) 2 (2 players)
BB bets t360, Hero calls t360

Final Pot: t1020
Hero shows 6 A (a pair of Tens - Ace kicker)
BB shows J 8 (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins t1020

Quote:

Originally Posted by trAse

Played my first live game last night with mates, came first and won $60. Had SUCH a blast, compared to click, click, clicking on PokerStars.

Final hand was all in QQ v KK with QQ being on a flush draw at the turn, was pretty epic

No No but wouldn't you rather be pwning at the Facebook pokerz?

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlsav

No No but wouldn't you rather be pwning at the Facebook pokerz?

I'm trying to work toward that calibre.

Final table, short stacked with four players left. Double knock-out of 3rd and 4th with pocket rockets, then took down the chip leader.

I turned the straight, check raised when he led out with his flush draw! Another 700+ field pwned by my mad skillz.

how much did you win?