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28-May-12, 10:42am Old #51

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Mate of my dad's done it, reckons it's the best root he's ever had

lol...........My bro's mate picked a up a girl only to find out later that she was'nt. He said he was too in the moment to stop!
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28-May-12, 10:59am Old #52

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I've been pretty trashed in my time.... but even at my most intoxicated, I can't imagine saying to myself, "oh, wow, I just flipped her over and she has fucking schlong. Better turn her round and pump its ass and pretend I didn't see the fucking schlong".

"Too trashed to care".... "too caught up in the moment".... etc. What a crock of shit. Lets be real here..... more like too much of a latent homosexual to stop yourself.

Not that there is anything wrong with it or anything... just that these ninja fgts need to stop making excuses and accept that they fucked a half-bloke and enjoyed it.
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28-May-12, 11:19am Old #53

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I agree with the Donkey.
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28-May-12, 11:25am Old #54

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So do I.
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28-May-12, 11:48am Old #55

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I certainly wouldn't fall for it..!!



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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
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28-May-12, 12:03pm Old #56

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I've had a hot transsexual crack onto me... I'll admit that before I spoke to him/her I thought they looked alright but no way I could go through with it once I knew. I politely declined the offer, just ain't my thang.
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29-May-12, 09:58am Old #58

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29-May-12, 10:04am Old #60

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Yuck, I wouldn't touch a gender reassigned downstairs mix-up.

It has to be female on top, male on the bottom otherwise it's just weird.
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29-May-12, 03:08pm Old #61

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is it gay if it's post op?
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30-May-12, 01:05am Old #62

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is it gay if it's post op?

Honestly, if I hooked up with a girl, we fucked, and then it started getting serious and she confessed she was post-op trans I think I could probably get over it. It wouldn't really change who she was at that point apart from not being able to have kids, after all.

I'm not sure how I'd see it if I found out earlier though... illogical really.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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30-May-12, 01:16am Old #63

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awesome handjob with huge hands would probably give the game away IMO ^
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30-May-12, 01:41am Old #64

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awesome handjob with huge hands would probably give the game away IMO ^



But if the handjob was that good would you be noticing anything apart from how good it was?

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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30-May-12, 07:30am Old #65

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is it gay if it's post op?

Still a dude in my mind so there would be know way I'd go there.
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30-May-12, 09:06am Old #66

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30-May-12, 05:11pm Old #67

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Still a dude in my mind so there would be know way I'd go there.

I get ya, but why not really? If looks like a vag and fucks like a vag...
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31-May-12, 02:08pm Old #68

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Funkedub stole my thunder.
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31-May-12, 03:05pm Old #69

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I get ya, but why not really? If looks like a vag and fucks like a vag...

Splenda looks like sugar and tastes like sugar but it ain't sugar mofo!
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I get ya, but why not really? If looks like a vag and fucks like a vag...

They might get it to look like a vag but I'm not sure it would fuck like one.
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Originally Posted by Dr Spooner View Post

Splenda looks like sugar and tastes like sugar but it ain't sugar mofo!

No it doesn't, sucralose is rank. Now if you had the vag equivalent of stevia...

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They might get it to look like a vag but I'm not sure it would fuck like one.

Point taken, my comment was based on a hypothetical situation where it looked like a vag and fucked like a vag, but then you later found out that it hadn't always been a vag. I mean imagine if you were balls deep in Scarlett Johansen (and it was every bit as good as you'd imagine) and then she told you that she used to be a bloke... would you pull out or just compliment the skill of her surgeons and keep going?

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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01-Jun-12, 12:23pm Old #72

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Atleast you know she does itb.
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Atleast you know she does itb.

How would you know that?

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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02-Jun-12, 12:57pm Old #74

Oooooooh such a good time
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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.
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06-Jun-12, 07:03am Old #75

boring. thanks ITM
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I can't help but be reminded of the game of thrones chick.




Re angrogny been haubnted by the donkey's post elsewhere on the internet re androgynous transsexual cooking and serving his own amputated genitals ... may the rest of the internet also be haunted by this

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