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I would like to go home now. I have heaps of stuff to do tonight and I'm wasting time sitting at my desk. Stupid work.
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Needs more Prog imo.

One of the signs that the Apocalypse is coming.

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One of the signs that the Apocalypse is coming.

Nah, a sign your sarcasm detector is broken. Listening to too much Prog has this effect.
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Does anyone have any names that they could recommend for the melbourne comedy festival?

This coming tuesday they are doing the early bird tickets of $20 (available for 20 hours) so I want to buy some in advance

Apparently these are the names for this year

Alan Brough
Andrew Maxwell
Andrew McClelland
Anne Edmonds
Arj Barker
Asher Treleaven
Bob Franklin
Bulmers Best of the Edinburgh Fest
Cal Wilson
Carl-Einar Hackner
Caroline Rhea
Charlie Pickering
Claudia O'Doherty
Dave O'Neil
Dave Thornton
David O'Doherty
David Quirk
Deadly Funny 2011 National Grand Final
Denise Scott
Doc Brown
Eddie Ifft
Fear of a Brown Planet Attacks
Felicity Ward
George McEncroe
Geraldine Quinn
Greg Fleet
Greg Proops
Hannah Gadsby
Harley Breen
Headliners
Jason Byrne
Jason Chong
Jeff Green
Justin Hamilton
Joel Creasey
Joel Salom
Josh Earl
Lawrence Leung
Marc Maron
Maria Bamford
Mark Watson
Mel Buttle
Michael Chamberlin
Mob of 3
New Art Club
Nina Conti
Paul Foot
Paul F Tompkins
Peter Helliar
RAW Comedy 2011 National Grand Final
Reginald D Hunter
Rich Hall
Rod Quantock
Roisin Conaty
Russell Kane
Sam Simmons
Sammy J & Randy
Scared Weird Little Guys
Simon Munnery
Smart Casual
Stephen K Amos
Steve Hughes
The Bedroom Philosopher
The Comedy Orphans
The Comedy Zone
The Dan Band
The Horne Section
The Pajama Men
The Sandman
Tig Notaro
Tom Ballard
Tom Gleeson
Tommy Little
Upfront
Wil Anderson
Zoe Lyons
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Nah, a sign your sarcasm detector is broken. Listening to too much Prog has this effect.

Yep, well and truly broken.

Prog is bad, mmmkay?

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would be interested to see if you'd like it Sam.
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Does anyone have any names that they could recommend for the melbourne comedy festival?

This coming tuesday they are doing the early bird tickets of $20 (available for 20 hours) so I want to buy some in advance

Apparently these are the names for this year
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Shit line-up, imo.

No-one I'd go out of my way to see.
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would be interested to see if you'd like it Sam.

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I scanned through the names earlier too Toto, and got a bit annoyed that it seems to be the same internationals every year!
Like, nothing wrong with that, but sometimes their acts are similar.

I'll be seeing: Rich Hall. Reggie Watts. Daniel Kitson.

David O'Doherty is funny, but I saw him last year. & The Pajama Men are amazing, but again, last year.
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how does the early bird ticket thing work for the comedy fest, is it online?

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Streaming now.

Should I turn the lights in the office off?

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I'd def get tix for Arj Barker and Sam Simmons.
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Weekend tiemz oh yeah!
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And yep would add Rich Hall and Reggie Watts too.
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ok bitches, here it is. hope this helps ya get through the rest of the afternoon

Having the day off, in a good mood, and with nothing to do, I decided to record a new mix. Press record and just played a bunch of tracks without any idea of where I was going. Very happy with the outcome:

Dave Juric - Dusk Mentality

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Johan ELG - My Name is Lars - Uone Remix
Hawthorn Heights - Ohio is for Lovers (Astro Remix)
Oblique Industries & Thank You City - Barrington Tops - Uone Remix
Shonky - Cluborama
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Tom Middleton - Hypnotiser - Scope Remix
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P'Taah - Your Soul on Me - Spencer Parker Remix

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Weekend tiemz oh yeah!

MONOFUCKINGLOC TIMES!!! Let's hope I'm not as wasted as I was for it at Rainbow, I'll get turfed.
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Its on the website http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2011/season/

I saw Jason Byrne last year and he was fucking hilarious!
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He's not on the list. Think it was the same last time he was out, like he's unofficial or some shit.
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Agree on the shit line up.

Kitson is gold & Arj, but I am in love with Arj so am biased.

Hannah Gadsby is ringing a bell for me but I can't remember if that means she's shit or good
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Fixed that for you.

i read that 3 times n was like...what's he done?





brilliant.
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I like Arj, but I think he's struggling with new material.
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Yeah I might try for Arj, missed him last year.

Oh, & add Tommy Tiernan he's funny. So many Irishmen on the bill!
Wonder if Ardal O Hanlon is any good live? (Dougal from Father Ted.)
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i read that 3 times n was like...what's he done?





brilliant.

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I'm going to see Stephen K Amos. And I'm going to the opening night all stars supershow thing. Wish it was earlier so I could find out if there are any of the people who I might want to go and see their whole show that I haven't heard of before. Cheap tickets are always winners.
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Agree on the shit line up.

Kitson is gold & Arj, but I am in love with Arj so am biased.

Hannah Gadsby is ringing a bell for me but I can't remember if that means she's shit or good

She's the co-presenter on Adam Hills In Gordon Street Tonight.

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Most people just don't get it when they're not funny and keep on trying to make shit jokes.

Fcukin annoys me, doesn't it Nardz?
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Care factor zero Gunzo.
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But seriously, half those comedians aren't that funny...
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hannah gadsby is hilarious

on her mother: "my mother hates sex. hates the word, hates the act, and i'm not too sure she's all that impressed with the results."

on her physique: "let's build the ultimate baby-carrying vessel, and give her absolutely NO desire to have children."

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Mix isn't too bad Dave. Not Proggy at all so far. Bit too Tech Horsey for my tastes though.
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My picks would be:

Alan Brough
Arj Barker
Dave O'Neil
Greg Fleet
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Rod Quantock
Scared Weird Little Guys
Stephen K Amos
The Bedroom Philosopher
The Sandman
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Who are those 3 guys that sing songs and shit and aren't even that funny.

Tripod? or are they Scared Weird Little Guys?
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MONOFUCKINGLOC TIMES!!! Let's hope I'm not as wasted as I was for it at Rainbow, I'll get turfed.

TBH I'm not 100% just yet, still need to swing it with my better half, but here's hoping
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massive fan of Wil Anderson

Yeah, he's funnier when he's doing stand-up instead of shows like The Glass House and Gruen Transfer, can really let rip.

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Who are those 3 guys that sing songs and shit and aren't even that funny.

Tripod? or are they Scared Weird Little Guys?

Tripod. Very hit and miss, IMO.

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OMG!

I friggin freaked out the other day when i peed and it was bright bright yellow.

I thought something is going wrong with me.

I was actually gonna bring it up on here, but thought i'll get bagged out too much...

It's the excess Vitamin B. Just something your body does with Vitamin B it doesn't use.
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Wouldn't mind seeing Pablo Francisco again, now that I think about it.

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Wil Anderson is shit, I've never heard anything funny from him.
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russell kane is awesome. highly recommend.

hannah gadsby has an awesome name and is also really good.

why not get tickets to one of those shows where ten of them do ten minutes each or some such?

went off arj barker a while ago - seeing him on gnw etc, he just tried to make it all about him and if he couldn't ram one of his jokes into the conversation he just sat there being t-ts on a bull.
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My picks would be:

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Arj Barker
Dave O'Neil
Greg Fleet
Jason Byrne
Rod Quantock
Scared Weird Little Guys
Stephen K Amos
The Bedroom Philosopher
The Sandman
Tom Gleeson
Wil Anderson

greg fleet is the dude with the massive gap tooth yeah?

and i can never remember which one shits me if its wil anderson or adam hills.
whichover one has the prosthetic leg.
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please, please, please be being sarcastic. please.
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Nah i saw Wil once and he made me laugh. We were all heavily under the influence...
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and i can never remember which one shits me if its wil anderson or adam hills.
whichover one has the prosthetic leg.

Adam Hills has the prosthetic leg and he's awesome. You've got it backwards, sister.
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greg fleet is the dude with the massive gap tooth yeah?

and i can never remember which one shits me if its wil anderson or adam hills.
whichover one has the prosthetic leg.

Yep. Adam Hills is the one with the fake foot.

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