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is it not cool that I sometimes call Portuguese people 'Porch monkeys'?
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I thought it was African/Americans that were referred to as that???
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I thought it was African/Americans that were referred to as that???

yeah... so in that case it should be fine if I call Portuguese people Porch monkeys right?

Provided they're not of African heritage.
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Portugese people are of African heritage. Much of the population is descended from African slaves.
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yeah but the white ones aren't

you know, those white porch monkeys. those ones. the porch monkeys!
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Hey Onslaught, the Klan called, they want their Grand Wizard robes back.

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is it not cool that I sometimes call Portuguese people 'Porch monkeys'?

It's OK if you're talking it back.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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I'd appreciate it if you don't reference Clerks 2, or even the original Clerks, in reference to my post.

I think I'm doing the community a service by re-allocating racial slurs to more appropriate races... for instance, maybe we should call white people 'spooks'... because... ghosts are white?
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what are the rules for f-buddy relationships ?

does one person always get attatched ? i think i might be turning into that guy, but even though i'd probably sleep over her house 4-5 nights a week for 3-4months , it doesn't seem like she wants a bf ? what is going on here

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OK, 1st error, actually staying at her house for a 3-4 month period - do you have personal items you leave there?
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OK, 1st error, actually staying at her house for a 3-4 month period - do you have personal items you leave there?

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It gets a bit easier once you become an adult, peaker.

seems like a pretty immature thing to say
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Well ok, but my understanding and experience with the fuck buddy 'arrangement' (honestly, dont regard it as a relationship)
is you fuck, where ever that may be, then you leave...

Perhaps the extended amount of time you spend with her has you forming feelings you shouldn't have?
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Perhaps the extended amount of time you spend with her

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If you're sticking around for more than 30 seconds after you blow (so like 60 seconds total), you're her boyfriend.
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dammit p337 !

lol yeah astro thats what i thought, been out to dinner with her heaps, go out for late night walks, go out for drinks, pretty much anything i do she does and vice versa, but then she went to see her mum the other day and her mums like "so is so and so your bf" and she like "nah he's just my friend"

i dunno, too confusing. May aswell just go with the flow i guess !
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what are the rules for f-buddy relationships ?

does one person always get attatched ? i think i might be turning into that guy, but even though i'd probably sleep over her house 4-5 nights a week for 3-4months , it doesn't seem like she wants a bf ? what is going on here

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she obviously doesn't think you are boyfriend material
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she obviously doesn't think you are boyfriend material

Yeah i figured since she was always really popular in highschool / pretty funny / better looking than me i thought she must just be embarrassed or something, oh well

c'est la vie !

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Don't push anything with her, don't ask her, don't do what the protagonist of 500 Days Of Summer did and freak out just because your 'thing' doesn't have a label.

Just keep going and don't get emotionally ahead of her.
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^ this is good advice.

However it sounds a lot like a relationship however something she maybe doesn't want the parents to know about yet.
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tbh none of my friends / her friends know yet because there is a stupid 10 year history with 90% of our friendship circle and I used to go out with her best friend, and she used to go out with mine (lol), so maybe thats it,

cheers bede for the advice, i'm definetly not going to upset the apple cart, should be interesting to see what happens in 6 months time
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don't get emotionally ahead of her.

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should be interesting to see what happens in 6 months time

you're doing it wrong.

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lol lame troll is lame ^

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lol lame troll is lame ^

(or retard)

that's not a troll dude. im simply pointing out that if she's referring to you as 'just a friend' then it's incredibly unlikely she's also thinking 'oooh i wonder if we'll be sitting in a tree k i s s i n g in 6 months time'.

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Whoops misunderstanding, what I meant was, I wonder if we'll even be talking in 6 months time let alone bumping uglies lol
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Why do people, my family in particular, think that coz I work for a bank that I am a bank?

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why do people ask other people to borrow money? fuck that. that's why we have banks, sure they charge you interest, but at least it doesn't fuck up relationships.

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Whats everyone's opinion on prescription coloured contact lenses ? yay/nay/ gay ?

my prescription glasses are useless for sports, went and got checked out for contacts today, too girly to go for a different colour ? i'm thinking of grey or blue to switch it up a bit, saw some chick with dark skin and blue eyes and i thought she looked pretty loi loi, so yeah,
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I've never asked anyone to borrow money either, besides my bank

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Whats everyone's opinion on prescription coloured contact lenses ? yay/nay/ gay ?

my prescription glasses are useless for sports, went and got checked out for contacts today, too girly to go for a different colour ? i'm thinking of grey or blue to switch it up a bit, saw some chick with dark skin and blue eyes and i thought she looked pretty loi loi, so yeah,

i think they will look good! depending on what you are going for i wouldnt go too far from your natural colour, like i have hazel eyes that are most green than brown and if i have green contacts they suit but i've had blue before and they just looked fake (maybe just to me though?) so something like grey would be nice and different without being too startling.



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yeah true, im unsure whether to go grey or blue, since i got some sort of weird ethnic /aboriginal (thanks car crash!) look going on, seems to look a bit extreme, i dunno, what do you think ?



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Really obvious contact lenses look fucking stupid imo... ones that are meant to look real-ish anyway. Cat's eyes or red ones or guitarist from limp bizkit ones are fine, but ones that are just a ludicrous version of an actual eye colour look shit
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Really obvious contact lenses look fucking stupid imo... ones that are meant to look real-ish anyway. Cat's eyes or red ones or guitarist from limp bizkit ones are fine, but ones that are just a ludicrous version of an actual eye colour look shit

Yeah true, i figured blue wouldn't really look that bright over dark brown IRL, fuck knows
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yeah true, im unsure whether to go grey or blue, since i got some sort of weird ethnic /aboriginal (thanks car crash!) look going on, seems to look a bit extreme, i dunno, what do you think ?

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Really obvious contact lenses look fucking stupid imo... ones that are meant to look real-ish anyway. Cat's eyes or red ones or guitarist from limp bizkit ones are fine, but ones that are just a ludicrous version of an actual eye colour look shit

i have noticed a tendency for some people (well, girls) to get vivid blue contacts which makes them really obvious to pick and does look a bit unnatural. which is fine I guess if that's what they were going for.
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heh, that eye program is fun

Ah, it makes sense now!




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holy shit that looks like a doll. mind is blown. peaker, i think coloured contacts on dudes look pretty gay/shit but that's just me. you look like you've got pretty dark eyebrows so anything remotely light coloured is going to look ridiculous.

however, more importantly if they're cheap enough then try some out. if you think they look good then in the end that's all that matters.

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Get ones with tiny circuit boards on them and tell your friends that you're a sophisticated Friendship Robot sent from the year 2150 to teach the humans of our world what the real meaning of friendship is.

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