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Things you don't have to do just beause you're a DJ
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2. Play all the lastest "chooooones"
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Rename thread to 'Jrod asks stupid questions, receives good answers, ignores advise'.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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8. Disregard how to beat match and call yourself a Detroit DJ
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11. and tell me about it AGAIN on facebook
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12. and then on twitter
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13. and two days later send me another facebook reminder.
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14. Invite everyone your friends with on facebook to every event you're booked to play at (especially if friends arent in the same city / country)
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16. change your facebook page to shameless self promotion

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19. Have promo shots of yourself standing in front of graffiti (unless you're a hip-hop DJ)
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21. Play with vinyl/serato vinyl because it looks cool
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26. rock out pose
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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!

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27. not pay for entry to clubs, because you know the promoter
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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!

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29. make demo's for self promotion
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31. put the letters D and J in front of your name
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32. play something that they can "dance" to

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Rename thread to 'Jrod asks stupid questions, receives good answers, ignores advise'.

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33. Mix the same style of music during your set.
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
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34. Hang our in the booth whilst others are playing.
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
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35. Go to every night a promoter puts on to prove your keen.
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36. Coke

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Oh I'm sick of all this talk about sexual things, it's so disgusting and it's not natural.

Why cant we just watch normal healthy things such as hundreds and hundreds of people being blown to shit for being foreign by some muscular hero?

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37. Put on a stylistically identical night to an existing, established, crew, at the same venue.... on the same weekend.

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Oh I'm sick of all this talk about sexual things, it's so disgusting and it's not natural.

Why cant we just watch normal healthy things such as hundreds and hundreds of people being blown to shit for being foreign by some muscular hero?

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21. Play with vinyl/serato vinyl because it looks cool

So I can only assume you can't mix vinyl?

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

Last edited by Dr Bones: 12-Apr-11 at 08:11pm

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13. and two days later send me another facebook reminder.

You still mad?

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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Incorrect.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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So I can only assume you can't mix vinyl?

THis is where the thread went to shit.
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39. listen to useless drbble, on how everyone is a dj!
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42. Stand up.

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THis is where the thread went to shit.

This is where the shit got thread.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

Last edited by Dr Bones: 12-Apr-11 at 11:07pm

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wait a second... how can you be unable to mix vinyl and still be a DJ? unless you're one of them types who doesn't beatmatch, ever, you should be able to grasp the idea of mixing records pretty quickly, no?
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