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Why did someone not tell me earlier that Bel Biv Devoe were touring??

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Hope you get pitted, Feg.
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lololo jk, i'm in the same posish as you dude, its like in highschool when you think the girl you like, "like-likes" you back, /
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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on fri night I became an uncle and my parents became grandparents, both Mum and new arrival doing well
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul, take four letters and let's rock n roll
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"dont ever contact me again creep"

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lololo jk, i'm in the same posish as you dude, its like in highschool when you think the girl you like, "like-likes" you back, /


In a bit of a drunken state we were laughing away something and I blurted out my thoughts..
"this is working...."
awkward pause...continue like nothing happened....
fast forward
Laying in bed, get a msg...."P.S I think it's working too "
snapped one off and went to my happy place
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Oh Kurupted...
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I kid... that's really awesome! I hope it all goes wel
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spanks ruthy, i'd one up you but i'm all out of likes
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Originally Posted by KuRuPTeD View Post


In a bit of a drunken state we were laughing away something and I blurted out my thoughts..
"this is working...."
awkward pause...continue like nothing happened....
fast forward
Laying in bed, get a msg...."P.S I think it's working too "
snapped one off and went to my happy place

that is so damn cute I think I thre up a little
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Originally Posted by KuRuPTeD View Post


In a bit of a drunken state we were laughing away something and I blurted out my thoughts..
"this is working...."
awkward pause...continue like nothing happened....
fast forward
Laying in bed, get a msg...."P.S I think it's working too "
snapped one off and went to my happy place

Girl likes you, so you took a shit?

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Err what? I always used the term snapped one off for having a toss
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Hmmm, interesting. I'm going to write you a script for Zoloft, with 100 repeats so I don't have to see you again for a while.

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Err what? I always used the term snapped one off for having a toss

i tend to use the phrase 'have a bat'
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
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Err what? I always used the term snapped one off for having a toss

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snap+off

First one is clearly fucking stupid.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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In my world, snap off means taking a shit. The idea of snapping my penis makes my eyes water.
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Hmmm UB listing for snap ONE off goes both ways...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=snap+one+off
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was leaving my local shops yesterday when I noticed one of my fav girls from highschool crossing the road (haven't seen each other for over a decade). we only had time to say hi and be shocked that we still recognised each other before traffic starting moving, but with a little detective work I got an email address, and now we're organising a proper catch up after realising we live within walking distance of each other
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how fun is organising something like that then ending up slamming them till the wee hours in the morning

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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Why did someone not tell me earlier that Bel Biv Devoe were touring??

Everything went better than expected today!

Are they still touring? I forsee it getting cancelled, since it's already been rescheduled.

I'm not buying tickets until last minute, just in case.

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In a bit of a drunken state we were laughing away something and I blurted out my thoughts..
"this is working...."
awkward pause...continue like nothing happened....
fast forward
Laying in bed, get a msg...."P.S I think it's working too "
snapped one off and went to my happy place

That's ridiculously cute. Hope it works out!
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how fun is organising something like that then ending up slamming them till the wee hours in the morning

It's pretty cool finally getting to fuck the frigid bitches you went to school with. Feels good man. 'Spesh when they let you ram it in their pooper.
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Zapped by a cute girl at the bus station, eyes met and I even got a smile from her

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Thanks! Still FIFO - I'm moving into a management position. I'm so happy I nearly cried - this is what I've been working toward for the last 5 years
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It's pretty cool finally getting to fuck the frigid bitches you went to school with. Feels good man. 'Spesh when they let you ram it in their pooper.

while not quite school... i did do that to one of the girls i had a stupidly large crush on in first year uni.

topping it off... the first shag after a 5 year relationship. me... struttin' home 10am looking like [the] shit

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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Thanks! Still FIFO - I'm moving into a management position. I'm so happy I nearly cried - this is what I've been working toward for the last 5 years

Well done! And with an excellent company as well
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Err what? I always used the term snapped one off for having a toss

You must have got some interesting reactions during convos with your mates.

"I saw Jessica Biel in a movie last night and couldn't help but snap one off"

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You must have got some interesting reactions during convos with your mates.

"I saw Jessica Biel in a movie last night and couldn't help but snap one off"

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certainly explains why all the munted/pissed chats turned into scat talk....
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Zapped by one of the best meals ive ever eaten! amazing!

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Hmmm, interesting. I'm going to write you a script for Zoloft, with 100 repeats so I don't have to see you again for a while.

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Zapped! Swapped numbers with a really hot guy at lunchtime in the pub
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Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield.
That was pretty fucking ninja.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Zapped by date with mega babe tonight. So batting above my average with this one!
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zapped. Got my braces off today. I've never had straight teeth. Ever. I'm so happy right now
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If the other thread is anything to go by, now that you have nice teeth I'd be expecting a few PM's.
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