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Originally Posted by Heraclitus

Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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i like how you implied by putting the word in caps you can also put 'substance' in caps, but we dont talk about these things on itm. cause the youth will get the wrong idea and staring looting
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I just went down to my local $6 kebab place to get a $6 kebab and they were all out of Turkish bread and could only offer me pita bread as an alternative.



Sometimes I question whether it's worth continuing to walk down this merciless path of shit.

Was it Kebabs and Sauces? Man that place has gone downhill, using mystery meat for the lamb kebabs now. I was gutted.

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It was. A mate of mine said the same thing to me recently.

I only went there fore the first time a couple months ago so I haven't witnessed the downfall.
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i like how you implied by putting the word in caps you can also put 'substance' in caps, but we dont talk about these things on itm. cause the youth will get the wrong idea and staring looting

you inferred that churrbro
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Why do silicone basting brushes all come in ugly bright colours? I wanted a simple black or grey one but they were all horrid bright playschool colours, and now my kitchen isn't coordinated.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Originally Posted by Astro-Boy View Post

I'm about to run out of beer.

i'm already out, and it's not fucking pretty.
and 3 blocks is a long way to walk to the bottleshop when you're sober
You can't help that. We're all mad here

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Why do silicone basting brushes all come in ugly bright colours? I wanted a simple black or grey one but they were all horrid bright playschool colours, and now my kitchen isn't coordinated.

Play k-pop at the same time, it will start to make sense!

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Cannot find Colemans or Keens Hot English mustard in Melbourne shops. DNW Masterfoods muck.

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standard of coffee in my workplace below personal requirements

I don't know how you can be expected to work under those conditions.
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Cannot find Colemans or Keens Hot English mustard in Melbourne shops. DNW Masterfoods muck.

They stopped selling keens at safeway a while back. I'd say check Leo's on Summerhill Rd in Camberwell (just off Toorak Rd before Camberwell Rd) I'll keep an eye out next time I'm there.

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when i bought my second widescreen monitor it was a different model to my other one and there are slight colour differences i've had to battle with
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when i bought my second widescreen monitor it was a different model to my other one and there are slight colour differences i've had to battle with

I have two of the same model, both slightly out of whack, beat that

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