MDMA just gets me to normal.

I don't know if I should take a dump before the gym or after.

i like how you put it in caps

i like how you implied by putting the word in caps you can also put 'substance' in caps, but we dont talk about these things on itm. cause the youth will get the wrong idea and staring looting

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Originally Posted by Kid A

I just went down to my local $6 kebab place to get a $6 kebab and they were all out of Turkish bread and could only offer me pita bread as an alternative.



Sometimes I question whether it's worth continuing to walk down this merciless path of shit.

Was it Kebabs and Sauces? Man that place has gone downhill, using mystery meat for the lamb kebabs now. I was gutted.

It was. A mate of mine said the same thing to me recently.

I only went there fore the first time a couple months ago so I haven't witnessed the downfall.

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Originally Posted by special ed

i like how you implied by putting the word in caps you can also put 'substance' in caps, but we dont talk about these things on itm. cause the youth will get the wrong idea and staring looting

you inferred that churrbro

The shop on the corner won't change my hundred dollar note.

Why do silicone basting brushes all come in ugly bright colours? I wanted a simple black or grey one but they were all horrid bright playschool colours, and now my kitchen isn't coordinated.

get a playschool coloured kitchen. problem solved.
if you need money sonicc has a hundred he can lend you

SM's a kitchen racist

needs an extra ^ IMO.

unless im actually racist?????

Our central heating is currently down because we're renovating..

I classic superstar Dj line..... I spend half my life in airports.

when zodiac edits his post, which makes my following post irrelevant and stupid.
but i wont delete it. oh no... i wont

am running out of craft beers to try.

my keyboard gets dusty quite often

Solution: craft beer

It's too cold out of bed and the beer is in the fridge, but the fridge is in the kitchen. I need a dog that will fetch me my beer. Or a slave kid.

Housemate's work van ran out of petrol.

my long neck is getting gradually more empty
The club across the road will likely not let me in.

One surround sound speaker is out so now it only sounds like the Luftwaffe are bombing the left side of London.

When the doctor can only book you in next Wednesday at 8:00am

My Blu-Ray player broke and now I have to watch DVD's

The Torrent I downloaded is full of .rar files, now I have to unpack them all

england are better than us at riots

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Originally Posted by Astro-Boy

I'm about to run out of beer.

i'm already out, and it's not fucking pretty.
and 3 blocks is a long way to walk to the bottleshop when you're sober

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

Why do silicone basting brushes all come in ugly bright colours? I wanted a simple black or grey one but they were all horrid bright playschool colours, and now my kitchen isn't coordinated.

Play k-pop at the same time, it will start to make sense!

Couldn't get bratwurst at the supermarket, had to have boerwors for dinner instead.

standard of coffee in my workplace below personal requirements

Cannot find Colemans or Keens Hot English mustard in Melbourne shops. DNW Masterfoods muck.

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Originally Posted by Bill

standard of coffee in my workplace below personal requirements

I don't know how you can be expected to work under those conditions.

my electric blanket only stretches across three quarters of my bed, so if I stretch out in angel position one of my hands isn't as warm as the rest of my body.

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

Cannot find Colemans or Keens Hot English mustard in Melbourne shops. DNW Masterfoods muck.

They stopped selling keens at safeway a while back. I'd say check Leo's on Summerhill Rd in Camberwell (just off Toorak Rd before Camberwell Rd) I'll keep an eye out next time I'm there.

I have a stupid name on itm but can't change it.

my remote has broken so i have to get up off the couch to change the channel of my old CRT tv..

so i just leave it on ten..

this was alright when masterchef was on, but my fucking god the renovators suck ass. if i see one more badly surprised gaspy face imma go postal.

My several thousand dollars in welfare back-payments haven't arrived yet, so I can't book my next 3 month holiday till next week.

I can't be fucked doing my tax return because I don't think I'm going to get much back

I write 'prosperity' instead of 'posterity' on itm forums.

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Originally Posted by manvan

I write 'prosperity' instead of 'posterity' on itm forums.

quoted for profitibility

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Originally Posted by airconteka

quoted for profitibility

quoted for posterior

Just spoke to a client. He left his credit card at home, so had to pay for his fuel with, get this, a different card.

The horror.

stop being so prosthetic

they only had chick mags when i was waiting to see the doctor

homebrand tastes like crap

My crop failed when I was making my new facebook profile picture, now it looks like I am missing an arm.

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Originally Posted by Jimmy255

Everything I see on reddit is reposted here.

this .. plus


when i bought my second widescreen monitor it was a different model to my other one and there are slight colour differences i've had to battle with

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Originally Posted by Funkedub

this .. plus


when i bought my second widescreen monitor it was a different model to my other one and there are slight colour differences i've had to battle with

I have two of the same model, both slightly out of whack, beat that

I was driving and wanted to text my mate but kept getting green lights.