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The ring came off my pudding can.

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i see jacometti is just reposting off an amusing image

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so it turned out that, yes, there will be dogs

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Yep. I was going to post that but didn't think many of them were very funny.
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my coke is too cold and hurts my teeth.
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my laptop is low on battery, but the charger is over there.

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my coke is too cold and hurts my teeth.

I'm pretty sure you can sue for that.
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my coke is too cold and hurts my teeth.

my coke is making my face numb
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They stopped selling keens at safeway a while back. I'd say check Leo's on Summerhill Rd in Camberwell (just off Toorak Rd before Camberwell Rd) I'll keep an eye out next time I'm there.

Please do, I've got Richmonditis these days (cbf leaving Richmond outside work hours as most everything I need is within a couple of km of teh rapecave).

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my coke is making my face numb

did you fall alseep on the can?
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the special coffee I bought was ground too fine for my espresso machine, and now the coffee takes twice as long to make
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I put too much soy sauce in my rice and now it is too dark.

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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The ring came off my pudding can.

just take my penknife my good man
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The ring came off my pudding can.

Take my penknife my good man.
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I hate having to refill the water bottle so I have cold water in the fridge. sometimes I leave it sitting empty for hours, but then I don't have cold water and have to drink it from the tap.

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The reins against my horse's back were too loud so i had him put down

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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a can of worms does not, in fact, contain worms, nor is there actually a can. But it can be opened

You're getting way too metaphysical for me dude.
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1st world problem

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You have done something to your brain. You have made it high. If I lay 10 mils of Diazepam on you, you will do something else to your brain. You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other? That’s politics innit?

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I just pumped a shit, feels good man...

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i bought two table lamps at ikea. the bulbs eventually burned out. i have bought three different kinds of light bulbs from the supermarket and none of them fit, so i have to go all the way to ikea to replace them.
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it only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true
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yeah, but the mustard always dispenses way too fast, rendering the hotdog too mustardy.
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American or Hot English?
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rendering the hotdog too mustardy.

No such beast. Best to have it so sauce and mustardy its like a saucemustard soup with bread and sausage in it.

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The internet is full of morans

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moran_family ?

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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so it turned out that, yes, there will be dogs

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*nothing on 20 channels of television maintained my interest for more than 30 seconds
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*having my human rights violated by work insisting that i spend one-third of the five months out of twelve i'm actually here be done at night
*unable to decide between three translations of religeous holy book to read
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I didn't heat up my left over pizza enough but I cant be bothered getting up to heat it more, so I'm eating it half cold.

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