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The ring came off my pudding can.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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i see jacometti is just reposting off an amusing image

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so it turned out that, yes, there will be dogs

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Yep. I was going to post that but didn't think many of them were very funny.
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my coke is too cold and hurts my teeth.
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my laptop is low on battery, but the charger is over there.

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my laptop is low on battery, but the charger is over there.

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^^ Sortof

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my coke is too cold and hurts my teeth.

I'm pretty sure you can sue for that.
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my coke is too cold and hurts my teeth.

my coke is making my face numb
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They stopped selling keens at safeway a while back. I'd say check Leo's on Summerhill Rd in Camberwell (just off Toorak Rd before Camberwell Rd) I'll keep an eye out next time I'm there.

Please do, I've got Richmonditis these days (cbf leaving Richmond outside work hours as most everything I need is within a couple of km of teh rapecave).

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my coke is making my face numb

did you fall alseep on the can?
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The ring came off my pudding can.

just take my penknife my good man
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The ring came off my pudding can.

Take my penknife my good man.
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I hate having to refill the water bottle so I have cold water in the fridge. sometimes I leave it sitting empty for hours, but then I don't have cold water and have to drink it from the tap.

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The reins against my horse's back were too loud so i had him put down

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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a can of worms does not, in fact, contain worms, nor is there actually a can. But it can be opened

You're getting way too metaphysical for me dude.
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1st world problem

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yeah, but the mustard always dispenses way too fast, rendering the hotdog too mustardy.
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rendering the hotdog too mustardy.

No such beast. Best to have it so sauce and mustardy its like a saucemustard soup with bread and sausage in it.

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The internet is full of morans

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moran_family ?

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so it turned out that, yes, there will be dogs

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I didn't heat up my left over pizza enough but I cant be bothered getting up to heat it more, so I'm eating it half cold.
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so it turned out that, yes, there will be dogs

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That's cause their robots.

Our robots what?
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