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How did you manage to use "they're" correctly but then fail on "their"?

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How did you manage to use "they're" correctly but then fail on "their"?

Yeah brain malfunction. It's one of my pet hates also.

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Why do silicone basting brushes all come in ugly bright colours? I wanted a simple black or grey one but they were all horrid bright playschool colours, and now my kitchen isn't coordinated.

Hey mate, I was just doing some shopping on Swan Street in Richmond, there's a kitchenware store just past Church street (going towards the city) that has black silicone basting brushes for $5. Really good quality, too.

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my cats breath smells like cat food

I bent my wookie.
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Hey mate, I was just doing some shopping on Swan Street in Richmond, there's a kitchenware store just past Church street (going towards the city) that has black silicone basting brushes for $5. Really good quality, too.

Ah cool, thats like 10 minutes walk from mine, will shoot dow there later in the week.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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And Bunnings closed 45 min ago.

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And Bunnings closed 45 min ago.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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I got private health insurance about 6 months ago but haven't had a reason to use it yet.

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I got private health insurance about 6 months ago but haven't had a reason to use it yet.

I had mine for a year and 3 months before I first used it.

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so it turned out that, yes, there will be dogs

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I have also been up in arms as to whether I should claim this as my original idea or whether pesky Gruso or RWS will uncover that it is from another site. Google is annoying because it can sometimes find out you have just copied stuff from other stuff.

I found the original firstworldproblems totes hilar but then it got ran into the ground as yet another shitty reddit meme #firstworldproblems
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I like this one from something awful,

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I got private health insurance about 6 months ago but haven't had a reason to use it yet.

That is a fucking miracle.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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