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Body Composition and Diet: How much do you weigh and how did you get there?

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As part of a punishment during a drinking game i had to eat a tablespoon of vegemite, do a big shot of vegetable oil and snort a healthy line of self raising flour. The flour actually turned in to dough in my nose. I was mildly intrigued by this until i had to go and projectile vomit what looked like crude oil (vegemite) in the backyard.

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i ate the massive amount of salt from the bottom of a pretzels bag once. i powerspewed about 30 mins later and had an insane headache for a few hours.

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These all sound like the warm up things that someone did before I retaliated by filling an ash tray with beer and drinking it.
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Oh god, I still get nam-style flashbacks of sitting on a couch in a dim-lit loungeroom crushing up berocca and quickease tabs with a teaspoon.
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I snorted a crushed coffee bean for $50 on St. Pats Day 2004.

And I'd do it again.

That's easy money man!!
Dollar. Dollar. Bills. Y'all.
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Shit yeah. And $50 bought a lot of Guinness back in ought-four.

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RFL day 16: 84.7kgs

Happy with that, after a refeed yesterday afternoon in anticipation of liquid meals for the next few days.

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So I'm sure this has been asked before, but is there an easy way I can calculate an accurate BF% at home? I'm guessing this may involve getting a pair of skinfold callipers?
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Almost an hour, and not one person has asked drater to send n00dz so you can calculate her BF%?

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I already know her stats and they be good.

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I'd prefer her if she had bigger calves
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That's one way of getting bigger calves, another way is calve raises.
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Even yours pee three three seven.

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i raise calves then eat them to achieve my swole goals for 2011
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Even yours pee three three seven.

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A sliver under 65kg after having a morning crap. Its good, my weight is staying consistent.
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RFL day 17 (Day 1 after le mouth surgery): 83.6kgs

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^ You cutting toning?

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Even yours pee three three seven.

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I'm in-between phases.

Probably time to turbo bulk to 90 something before the summer cut.
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Fair enough. I'm not really sure whether I am trying to bulk or cut at the moment; I'm somewhere in the middle I think.

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Even yours pee three three seven.

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Fair enough. I'm not really sure whether I am trying to bulk or cut at the moment; I'm somewhere in the middle I think.

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^ that's more or less me; cept I have gloves.

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Even yours pee three three seven.

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My motivation to do some exercise today is below:


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You want to look like that?

It's good to have goals.

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Even yours pee three three seven.

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Yeah, chicken and steamed vegetables just isn't going to cut it, D-man.
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This is why we can't have nice things, Dero.

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ahahaha she's been photoshopped to the max. check her left waist area.
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ummm didn't the last body composition/bodyweight thread get closed cos I kept posting pics of half naked men?

LESS RANDOM PIC SPAM DERO

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Even yours pee three three seven.

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going down to 59kgs, then back up to 75kgs on teh juice.
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My motivation to do some exercise today is below:


no terri irwin??

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I don't see nothing wrong... with a little bacon rind...

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going down to 59kgs, then back up to 75kgs on teh juice.

That'll be proper mad sick, post pics yeah cuz?

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I read everyone's posts.


Even yours pee three three seven.

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