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Thanks guys. Still in shock, but trying to keep it together at the moment.
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So slept 2 hours last night, then got up at 5am, drove from Melbourne to Sydney keeping myself awake on coffee and V the while way then felt like a zombie all evening... until I go to bed, and suddenly I'm wide awake and can't sleep. And I have to be up at 6 for work again. Stupid fucking brain!
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According to a post on his facebook wall, I may have been the last person he knew who saw him before he died. The reports of a body being found in a park in Balcatta apparently might be him.

I'm going to be a complete wreck tomorrow when I arrive at uni...
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Damn that's rough dude. Sorry to hear.
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shit onijin, i'm really sorry. x

How's your sitch?

My stupid roommate wants to move to Glenelg... not sure what to do. I think I kinda want to stay in norwood unless we get a place right on or very near the water, which she won't be able to afford. If you know anyone looking let me know
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unzapped by shit ****s at work. no i can't make doctors come out of my ass to see you! i don't know when they are coming. fucking hell!
i ate all your bee's.....
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Unzapped finding out some sad and disturbing news about a colleague - battling some serious mental health and hard drug addiction problems
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How's your sitch?

My stupid roommate wants to move to Glenelg... not sure what to do. I think I kinda want to stay in norwood unless we get a place right on or very near the water, which she won't be able to afford. If you know anyone looking let me know

my sitch is shit, tbh. there was a painful and teary break up on saturday, and while i know i did the right thing, it still fucking stings - i'm a little heartbroken cos i really did like this one (in fact i loved him), and making a man cry is not something i like at all.

glenelg is great, i used to live there before norwood i dunno of anyone looking though (i do want to move eventually - sharing house is not ideal... next time i move, it will be to find a place on my own again)
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We live underneath the worst people. They're constantly stomping and jumping around and dropping heavy things that shake the apartment and scare the crap out of us. I've been woken up in the middle of the night by it numerous times. Worst thing is this stupid building doesn't let you go to any other floors so I can't go up there and speak to them. Instead it's left up to a concierge, who doesn't seem to do anything about it or the building manager who ignores calls and emails. I really wish I could deal with the situation myself as it's been going on for months now!

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my sitch is shit, tbh. there was a painful and teary break up on saturday, and while i know i did the right thing, it still fucking stings - i'm a little heartbroken cos i really did like this one (in fact i loved him), and making a man cry is not something i like at all.

glenelg is great, i used to live there before norwood i dunno of anyone looking though (i do want to move eventually - sharing house is not ideal... next time i move, it will be to find a place on my own again)

aww... that sux. I'm on a bit of a health kick, but if you need a drinking buddy I'll take one for the team

what's the issue with living with your flatty, he's only there 60% of the time!

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and yeah, he's only there for a bit of the time - but he is the messiest person i've ever met. when he's home i live in my bedroom cos within two hours that's the only place that isn't absolutely covered in shit. i've never seen anything like it!
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Welcome to my world!

They know I'll do it too, it's just alot easier to do projects like this when there's no one in the office.

I'm gonna try and take Friday off in lieu to go diving.

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On labour day? Of all the public holidays THIS is the one where you shouldn't be working or at the very least you should be getting paid out the arse for it! That sucks Angus... a lot of balls it sucks!
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On labour day? Of all the public holidays THIS is the one where you shouldn't be working or at the very least you should be getting paid out the arse for it! That sucks Angus... a lot of balls it sucks!

That's the company I work for.

They won't pay us $30 an hour overtime to work weekends, and if we turn it down they'll get contractors in to do the same thing at $90 an hour, but it'll take them twice as long because they don't know our systems... And then we'll have to redo it properly on Monday after the contractors leave.

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Unzapped by this influx of super cheap airfares especially jetstars take a friend for free sale, and no one wanting to GO ANYWHERE. Buh.
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I'm going to live in Indo for 6 months from August, so if you swing past there on your trip i can keep you company for a few days if you want !
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I've been left behind at work. There were three or four of us staying back to do a little overtime - they forgot to come and get me before they left
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Unzapped by this influx of super cheap airfares especially jetstars take a friend for free sale, and no one wanting to GO ANYWHERE. Buh.

just booked flights for me and mum to Hawaii next year
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I'm going to live in Indo for 6 months from August, so if you swing past there on your trip i can keep you company for a few days if you want !

What will you be doing there? Have you lined up a job? Should i not ask?
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Take me.
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just booked flights for me and mum to Hawaii next year

Unzapped by the thought of travelling to Hawaii with my mum

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Unzapped by the thought of travelling to Hawaii with my mum

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Maybe he should get his girlfriend to be the drug mule so she gets arrested and then he can finally break up with the crazy bitch and move the fuck on.
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I've been left behind at work. There were three or four of us staying back to do a little overtime - they forgot to come and get me before they left

Adding insult to injury - not even so much as a "sorry Belinda" today. Assholes.
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Adding insult to injury - not even so much as a "sorry Belinda" today. Assholes.

No need to take something like that personal... maybe they honestly just forgot you?

Either way, no need to sweat the small stuff
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I know they forgot me! It's not the first time I've been left behind at work - being forgotten about isn't a nice feeling. And certainly worthy of at least a little apology!
Also take into account that being left behind at work here means that I'm stranded and have to wait an extra couple of hours for nightshift to start to get a lift home.
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Maybe he should get his girlfriend to be the drug mule so she gets arrested and then he can finally break up with the crazy bitch and move the fuck on.

I'm being an arsehole for once in my life, its all going to blow up in my face soon, but what the hell,

Its my bday tomorrow, and i'm working with the girl i'm having a fling with, so i'm going to go back to hers after work, then go home and root my gf,

then go piss on the floor of the local church


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I'm being an arsehole for once in my life, its all going to blow up in my face soon, but what the hell,

Its my bday tomorrow, and i'm working with the girl i'm having a fling with, so i'm going to go back to hers after work, then go home and root my gf,

then go piss on the floor of the local church


What you need to do is fuck the euro bird in the ass, then go home and get a blowie off your misses without washing your dick. That's payback and a half

Just an FYI for everybody, a bloke told me a story about that once, it didn't come from my own head

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I'm being an arsehole for once in my life, its all going to blow up in my face soon, but what the hell,

Its my bday tomorrow, and i'm working with the girl i'm having a fling with, so i'm going to go back to hers after work, then go home and root my gf,

then go piss on the floor of the local church


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I know they forgot me! It's not the first time I've been left behind at work - being forgotten about isn't a nice feeling. And certainly worthy of at least a little apology!
Also take into account that being left behind at work here means that I'm stranded and have to wait an extra couple of hours for nightshift to start to get a lift home.

Sounds like you work with a bunch of selfish pricks.

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But why did you HAVE to on Sunday? There wasn't an alternative time & date? Or did you go on a dark little bender, blackout, woke-up Sunday a.m. with 'pay us by 5pm or we gut you' carved into your arm?
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