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I'm being targeted by bank scammers. The jerks are calling four or five times a day with an automated message supposedly from the bank wanting me to enter my details.
Apparently there is nothing I can do to stop the calls other than changing my number
Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield.
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I'm being targeted by bank scammers. The jerks are calling four or five times a day with an automated message supposedly from the bank wanting me to enter my details.
Apparently there is nothing I can do to stop the calls other than changing my number

Different numbers each time?
Tell them you've called the police.
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i'm not sure an automated message will respond to such a threat.

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i'm not sure an automated message will respond to such a threat.

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Too many fucking mosquitoes at night!

Today at work I had to put in some ground lights that point up. The bases were already in place. I reached in to dig out some garbage that had accumulated in there and a massive swarm of mosquitoes flew out of it. It was horrid. Hope I don't have any bites. The worst part is I had to do a second light and the same shit happened!

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I'm being targeted by bank scammers. The jerks are calling four or five times a day with an automated message supposedly from the bank wanting me to enter my details.
Apparently there is nothing I can do to stop the calls other than changing my number

is it the AT-5000?
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Ya Ruthy, I think it is!

The calls all come from private numbers, computer generated so it's a different number calling each time which makes them impossible to block. I've reported it to all the appropriate authorities so now I just have to wait and see if they give up.
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I think I drove past a dude I fancy... with his ex in the car.

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It was actually a hooker.
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unzapped that for some reason my brother has to be an arse and criticise everything I do. I am trying to cut sugar out of my diet for two months and he gets stuck into me about being unrealistic. FFS, it's my body. I cannot fathom this, I give him nothing vut unconditional support. Second time this year he's reduced me to tears and it's only January.
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Brothers will do that to you, Sam. Try to use it as a bit of extra motivation to prove him wrong!
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well he'll be up your way soon so you can put up with him. bah! and to think I was sad about him leaving.
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Still haven't heard a damn thing yet regarding if I'm continuing on or not. Not very pleased atm.

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well he'll be up your way soon so you can put up with him. bah! and to think I was sad about him leaving.

Oh he is? Well don't worry, Barrow will soon sort him out.
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Unzapped by my mum and dad's dog Gemma (a cute little fluffy white maltese x schitzu) being attacked in the park by a german shepard tonight.

They were walking her, on a lead, when the other dog, no lead, bolted across the park and mauled it before my dad had any time to react. It grabbed gemma in it's teeth and shook her around like a rag doll while my mum screamed for help. Thankfully two other blokes came over and helped my dad get the other dog off, not before she had a small chunk taken out of the side of her

They rushed her to the vet and stitched her up and now she has to wear one of them lamp shade thingies for a while. She seems so down and keeps bumping into things when she walks passed them 'cause she's not taking that extra width into account Mum's pretty shakin up.

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Unzapped by my mum and dad's dog Gemma (a cute little fluffy white maltese x schitzu) being attacked in the park by a german shepard tonight.

They were walking her, on a lead, when the other dog, no lead, bolted across the park and mauled it before my dad had any time to react. It grabbed gemma in it's teeth and shook her around like a rag doll while my mum screamed for help. Thankfully two other blokes came over and helped my dad get the other dog off, not before she had a small chunk taken out of the side of her

They rushed her to the vet and stitched her up and now she has to wear one of them lamp shade thingies for a while. She seems so down and keeps bumping into things when she walks passed them 'cause she's not taking that extra width into account Mum's pretty shakin up.

That sux, hope she's ok!
Were the owners of the other dog around? What did they do? Someone should kick them in the ****
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I think theres a big fine for that or even the dog being put down.
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I think theres a big fine for that or even the dog being put down.

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That sux, hope she's ok!
Were the owners of the other dog around? What did they do? Someone should kick them in the ****

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I think theres a big fine for that or even the dog being put down.


Yeah she seems okay. Just a sad little puppy atm. The vet said she's not in the clear yet, anything can happen over the next three weeks so fingers crossed she recovers.

The owner was there and was apologetic and said it was the first time the dog had acted that way. He kept calling his dog a 'fucking ****' etc The other blokes who rocked up had to yell at him a few times to actually put the dog on a lead after they'd got it off her but mum said he looked like he might have been in shock. He gave my parents his address (Dunno if it was the correct one yet) so they could contact him.

Personally myself, I think they should just get him to pay the vet bills and leave it at that but my mum (And a lot of peoples advice that's been thrown at her at work today) wants to report it to the council. I think if she does that the dog will probably be put down so... we'll see what happens.

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It's sad that it's the dogs who usually pay the price for unfit owners.
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^ Agreed. Hence why i'd prefer that the council weren't informed about it, which will inevitably lead to the dog being put down. I can only put my opinion across in this case though. Some say once a dog tastes blood there's a good chance it will repeat the behavior. Fucked if I know if that's true but my mum's got that in her head and wants to avoid it happening again. I can't really argue with that because maybe she has a point? I don't know.

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^ Agreed. Hence why i'd prefer that the council weren't informed about it, which will inevitably lead to the dog being put down. I can only put my opinion across in this case though. Some say once a dog tastes blood there's a good chance it will repeat the behavior. Fucked if I know if that's true but my mum's got that in her head and wants to avoid it happening again. I can't really argue with that because maybe she has a point? I don't know.

look I don't know if that thing about dogs tasting blood is true, but what if next time it's a little kid the dog latches onto instead of another dog? (not that i don't think having your dog mauled is awful, hope she recovers)
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unzapped. bought 2 FMF tickets for me & a friend who said she wanted to catch up, haven't seen her for ages. Now I find out she's double booked herself and is going overseas, after I declined a family engagment party also that weekend because I thought we had plans.

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What date is it Sam?

4th March, Sunday of the long weekend.
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unzapped that for some reason my brother has to be an arse and criticise everything I do. I am trying to cut sugar out of my diet for two months and he gets stuck into me about being unrealistic. FFS, it's my body. I cannot fathom this, I give him nothing vut unconditional support. Second time this year he's reduced me to tears and it's only January.

Damn, dude needs a slap... and it's not like giving up sugar is an unrealistic thing to do- you can live permanently without the stuff quite fine and it hardly results in a super-restricted diet. It;s not like you're doing some ridiculous fad crash diet or something of that sort.

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