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The Deadpool 2012.
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Make at least 5 guesses. Make them interesting and not all oldies, sickies, druggies, Jong Illies. Etc. And get them in quickly. Guesses started in August will be ridiculed.

1. Harrison Ford. He's had a good Kessel run. Natural causes.

2. Deadmau5. Not so much a guess, but an intense desire on my part. Plus he always looks sick, and not the fully kind brah.

3. Rupert Murderdoch. Old age. (Clint Eastwood gets a notable mention here).

4. Kesha. (see #2 above)

5. The Queen of England INNIT.

6. Mankind on 21/12/2012
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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
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you saw it here first.

Rumour is that the shenanigans with him checking himself into rehab, and banging his head pretty bad while he was there, was the result of an 8 day coke binge.

Also that at some point while in there, he locked himself in a storage cupboard and had to be forcefully removed.

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He is in a mental hospital now because of the cupboard thing.
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Rumour is that the shenanigans with him checking himself into rehab, and banging his head pretty bad while he was there, was the result of an 8 day coke binge.

Also that at some point while in there, he locked himself in a storage cupboard and had to be forcefully removed.

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He is in a mental hospital now because of the cupboard thing.

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I heard it was a meth binge, hence the psychosis

i heard methamphetamine and heroin

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Wow, each year there is a shock death, which shouldn't really be a shock cause anyone can got at anytime, but yeah. I suppose Houston hasn't been too well over the last couple years, but still I wouldn't have said she was unable to alive soon.

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^ its hard to explain isn't it.. that shock when a celebrity dies. Maybe because they don't live in the real world we don't expect them to keel over anytime like normal people do.

slightly unrelated: I heard the call to triple 000 when they called in for Molly Meldrums stack- In the first sentence they said "It's Molly Meldrum", wheres the relevance? divert an ambulance from a non celebrity? perhaps it was innocent...
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Yeah and the operator seemed to go from calm to panicked when she said his name. It seemed off, like she thought dropping his name would get him speedier assistance.
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@ the Molly 000 call - Really?!?! That's so stupid, why would you drop his name like that?? Retarded.

I also dislike when someone introduces someone (who is gay) and they always have to say "he/she's gay"... Equally retarded, how is that relevant to anything? Am I gonna treat them differently or something?!?! ffs. /rant/

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slightly unrelated: I heard the call to triple 000 when they called in for Molly Meldrums stack- In the first sentence they said "It's Molly Meldrum", wheres the relevance? divert an ambulance from a non celebrity? perhaps it was innocent...

Turns out the girl who took the emergency call is now being nominated for a hero's award.

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^ onya channel 10. To be honest she seems good at her job but "hero awards" should be for reserved for those who put themselves in harms way whilst helping others-not talking on the phone
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I wouldn't do it. Fuck taking calls from people verging on death or who've just found a dead body. Mentally straining shit that would be.
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No doubt she has a pretty important job and maybe really good at it but you'd think the paramedics or the doctors/surgeons who treat the patient firsthand would be more deserving of a 'hero award'?

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Why dont i get nominated for a hero award for simply doing my job? That hospital i put up some lights in a couple weeks ago will certainly save lives!
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Maybe you would have got a nomination if you put those lights up at Molly Meldrum's house.
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1. teri hatcher - car accident
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3. zsa zsa gabor - surely time is up
4. chuck berry - same
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I love that you noted desired cause of death

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drowned in a bathtub. it's traditional.

The real curse is realising how little you've achieved in your own life by 27 compared to Hendrix or Joplin
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The real curse is realising how little you've achieved in your own life by 27 compared to Hendrix or Joplin

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