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What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?

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I doubt it. I recently had a beer with near him and by the looks of him, his permanently elevated blood alcohol content will preserve him well into his 90's.

- Kirk Douglas: old age
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- Lindsey Lohan: is stage IV cancer
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Benji Marshall?

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- Lindsey Lohan: is stage IV cancer

I don't think you're far off the mark with this prediction.

I saw some pics of her recently, in a white dress, looking absolutely busted.

Like she's laid out in the Sahara desert for 2 weeks while performing a non-stop facial gang bang.
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I doubt it. I recently had a beer with near him and by the looks of him, his permanently elevated blood alcohol content will preserve him well into his 90's.

you are assuming the death is from natural causes.

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Sausages make everything better astro. FACT.

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Who's 27 this year?

Oooo nice one dude. Lateral thinking ftw
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3. Keith Richards

Not too soon I hope, although it has to be said that the old adage "a candle that burns twice as bright lasts only half as long" doesn't really apply to him .

- Diego Maradona (any number of things + personal desire - sorry brother al)
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surely this is the year hef goes out with a bang..
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Or due to one
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Micky Dolenz of The Monkees died today.

Reports also of Meatloaf canceling a tv appearance due to bizarre behaviour also indicate a likely unfitness potentially resulting in future unliving
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Oh yeah, he's due to drop dead of a heart attack surely.

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His name is Robert Paulson.
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His name is Robert Paulson.

Serious

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Could see the host of man vs food croaking from a massive heart attack. The guy consumes so much saturated fat and cholesterol his blood has probably been replaced with lard.
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RIP Ian Turpie.
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Lucky he had life insurance

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Is it possible that everyone who said 'Ian Thorpe' made a typo and meant 'Turpie'?

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Ben Cousins for sure this year.
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Ben Cousins for sure this year.

Was just thinking the same thing - how long before a balloon bursts in his arse?
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his ass is going to get busted up in jail anyways now....

Ben Cousins - severe internal bleeding, rectal trauma

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Nah he carried the drugs internally, so he's already pre-stretched for his jail trip like any other professional athlete before a big game.
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Ben Cousins for sure this year.

bit premature imo, he will live another decade minimum, an elite athlete like him can take a fair amount of punishment-either way i wish him the best of luck in throwing this curse
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10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5!! 4!! 3!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! RIP Dick Clark.
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I love it when this thread gets bumped.

Who called Dick?
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Dick Clark reminds me of saturday nights growing up. Blooperssss

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Who called Dick?



We did guy!!
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I don't think so.., that was unexpected!
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Michael Clark Duncan has died.

RIP you gentle giant.
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Michael Clark Duncan has died.

RIP you gentle giant.



RIP
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saw that on the news
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You're kidding! Just yesterday, all of the boys were talking of how well his recovery was going...
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RIP Paul Walker.
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And now Bob Hoskins has passed away from a battle with pneumonia.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-3...s-dies/5422482

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