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EPL 11/12 #5: Hell freezes over: after 1,541 minutes, Torres finally scores!

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the great liverpool team of 2004-05 were also written-off.

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yeah, but they didn't come up against probably the best club team in history and the team that's 8 points ahead of that team in their domestic league
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I still believe Torres will be back at his best sometime soon.....

it will happen now that he has finally scored two goals in one match even through it was a c/ship side

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moot point anyway, chelsea have to beat benfica then likely barcelona and real madrid to win it.

will not happen

You forgetting about Bayern Munich , real vs MBayern Munich in semi will be epic , chelsea will beat benfica and somehow beat the best team in world as we have done in past

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hrmm so who would chelsk rather face... spluttering spurs or bolton fighting for a mate in hospital???

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fuck man are you fucking series since Di Matteo came in we have look like the old chelsea that i feel in love with, where the fuck have you been, we beat stoke smashed Napoli in ucl and destroyed Leicester , chelsea are back, next team to beat Man city.

Chelsea have switched the gameplay since Di Matteo came in, they look way better now than when they playing earlier in the season. Look forward to every chelsea match again.

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didnt torres score a brace in the Champions League against Genke or someone in October last year?

I wouldnt count your chickens before they hatch.

As enjoyable as it has been to see him fail (buying carroll for 35, and seeing torres slamming goals in for fun would have seriously hurt), being his former number one man crush I would still like to see him succeed. Preferably back in a liverpool kit mind you.
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notice when maxi starts you guys seem to do better
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well there is no doubt he is a far better player than henderson, but just like henderson, maxi loves to disappear during games. the difference is though, when maxi does get the ball he is far more effective with it than henderson is. last night he was fairly ordinary, didn't really contribute much other than the assist.

it is a disgrace that kenny chooses to play henderson out wide whilst maxi sits on the bench and this is one of the main reasons why we are 7th in the league with only 33 goals to our name.

maxi will be leaving at the end of the season. hopefully we replace him with a quality winger and it would be nice if we were to look abroad for players this time because so far the 'premier league proven'/british transfer policy has been a massive failure.
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it is a disgrace that kenny chooses to play henderson out wide whilst maxi sits on the bench and this is one of the main reasons why we are 7th in the league with only 33 goals to our name.

that's what i was getting at. maxi isn't the best passer nor that great with the ball at his feet, but he gets in good forward positions and links up well with strikers. in the soccernet article they said he hadn't played since jan. wtf.
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yes our squad is made up of a bunch of duds who don't understand how to play football so when maxi comes on and plays a few one twos with suarez he looks world class. sadly this is very basic stuff and would be expected of anyone in spain. him, suarez, gerrard, lucas & agger are the only intelligent players in our team. i'm praying that we bring in more of these kind of players in the next transfer window so we can get the best out of suarez. i could not think of a worse partner for suarez than andy carroll. the boy is as dumb as a box of hammers, totally clueless.

we need to start shopping in spain & south america. these guys know how to pick a pass. the british hoofball players are terrible to watch
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So what do you think of Andy Carroll master Bateman?
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i think he is the worst striker i have ever seen in a liverpool shirt and hands down the worst transfer of all time. last night he was just cruising around the centre of the pitch and i often saw him hanging out on the left wing for fucks sake. the boy does not seem to realise his limitations, he should be standing up front and getting into the box trying to get on the end of crosses. instead he just walks around doing nothing apart from falling over and fouling people. i don't think he even had a shot last night. i don't know if it is his fault or kenny's fault, but the kid needs to stop sitting so fucking deep!!! he is a 6'3" striker with very limited ability, he should not be running around trying to help defend and he should certainly stop trying to be a playmaker!!! stick him up top and leave him there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK.

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they changed it after the mighty liverpool team of 2005 won the competition but finished 5th.

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we need to start shopping in spain & south america. these guys know how to pick a pass. the british hoofball players are terrible to watch

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maxi will be leaving at the end of the season. hopefully we replace him with a quality winger and it would be nice if we were to look abroad for players this time because so far the 'premier league proven'/british transfer policy has been a massive failure.

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i think he is the worst striker i have ever seen in a liverpool shirt and hands down the worst transfer of all time. last night he was just cruising around the centre of the pitch and i often saw him hanging out on the left wing for fucks sake. the boy does not seem to realise his limitations, he should be standing up front and getting into the box trying to get on the end of crosses. instead he just walks around doing nothing apart from falling over and fouling people. i don't think he even had a shot last night. i don't know if it is his fault or kenny's fault, but the kid needs to stop sitting so fucking deep!!! he is a 6'3" striker with very limited ability, he should not be running around trying to help defend and he should certainly stop trying to be a playmaker!!! stick him up top and leave him there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK.

I have to agree its the worst transfer in history.
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he is a 6'3" striker with very limited ability, he should not be running around trying to help defend and he should certainly stop trying to be a playmaker!!! stick him up top and leave him there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK.

Same problem as Chamakh (except he was free).
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So what do you think of Andy Carroll master Bateman?

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it's just funny how he feels the need to post a massive rant every time it's mentioned...

he should just say "refer to previous post" from now on
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it's just funny how he feels the need to post a massive rant every time it's mentioned...

he should just say "refer to previous post" from now on

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Thanks for that, Craig Foster.

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I have to agree its the worst transfer in history.



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morientes did not cost anywhere near 35 million pounds! also he was far better than andy carroll. should have given him more time

mutu did not cost 35m and he was nowhere near as bad as andy carroll. shevchenko would have been a better call as he cost chelsea 30m and cost mourinho his job.

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i think he is the worst striker i have ever seen in a liverpool shirt and hands down the worst transfer of all time. last night he was just cruising around the centre of the pitch and i often saw him hanging out on the left wing for fucks sake. the boy does not seem to realise his limitations, he should be standing up front and getting into the box trying to get on the end of crosses. instead he just walks around doing nothing apart from falling over and fouling people. i don't think he even had a shot last night. i don't know if it is his fault or kenny's fault, but the kid needs to stop sitting so fucking deep!!! he is a 6'3" striker with very limited ability, he should not be running around trying to help defend and he should certainly stop trying to be a playmaker!!! stick him up top and leave him there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK.

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mutu did not cost 35m and he was nowhere near as bad as andy carroll. shevchenko would have been a better call as he cost chelsea 30m and cost mourinho his job.

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It's said that apparently Muamba thought he just came out of a ten-year coma when he found out that Fernando Torres had scored.
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It's said that apparently Muamba thought he just came out of a ten-year coma when he found out that Fernando Torres had scored.

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Apparently muamba is talking and recognizing relatives.

Is starting to move his arms and legs.

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