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Avengers just wow! Just wow!

Fast 5.

Could do with some ribs.
Could also do with curry.
Hmmmm so hungry but must resist!

Frustration

Found my new laptop
It was love at first sight

Just ordered my new laptop♥
Yay!

Omg
Chuck freaking Noris is in the expendables 2
This just equals so much awesomeness!!!


Want laptop now.....

This is already a long week:/ I want Tuesday to come so I can get my laptop!!!!!

Earning lots of money in Australia not a smart idea! When you get heavily taxed!

Brain says Bball @ 6:30
Body says sleep time yay!

Time to smash out back & cardio. Beast mode!

2 more days!!!



All from the same person, within the last 14 days.
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ah hating all these statuses about how heavily we are taxed in Australia, maybe they should check the facts first.
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I'm sick of statuses in general.
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‎"sex? with no condom? yeah it might feel good. yeah you gon love it in the moment. oh you woke up? feeling sick? you puking? damn so youre pregnant? & youre 15? 16? what your mama gon think. how you gon raise this baby when you still your mamas little baby. you expecting a boy or girl & you aint got shit to give them. you aint got no job. & your mama busts her ass everyday for hours barely paying all those bills. oh you cant sleep? those tears just running down your cheek? you dont know what to do? feelin numb? you feelin dumb? you lost all hope. think months ago when you coulda used that condom that was laying on your dresser. but nope"

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just find a sexy laydeh who isnt a bin bag full of diseases and make sure shes on the pill.

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Girl in my newsfeed with 2 young kids also positing about how she is waiting at the hospital... and then not embellishing and waiting for people to ask her what's wrong (always nothing serious). This time her 3 year old has a sore shoulder. Take him to the doctor ffs.
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Dear Someone,

I was thinking that you're one of my truly friend (fb or in real). But knowing the truth for the last 5 years I realized that you are not even close to be called as my 'friend'.
Friends are the closest person u can rely on, trust, make u happy and missed each other. And they can fight for u in the right way to defense you, till die.

But look at you, always finding my mistakes, weakness, pretend to know me better than anybody and tell them all my bad side (even i did it for u)!!!
Finding it for ur own jealousy n envy! Make everyone hates me n leave me... But unfortunately you made it for urself. Ask ur BFF now, whose the person among them can fight for you, defense you and won't leave u when u sad or bad?!

When ppl don't like u, u'll think they are bad person n can't hangout with you...
But well, actually you are desperate!!! If you don't like where u belong now then go n f**k urself!!!

When u can't find me in fb anymore, then u'll know that this is dedicated for ur selfishness and mentally distracted behaviour...
And after, when we see us again accidently you better stay away from me coz I can't pretend to like u as a person anymore....
Just want to say, have a nice life n enjoy ur time with ur ego!!!!
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I hate washing why does it never end??????Oh thats right i have 3 children!!!!!!

all 3 asleep !!!!!

Wow 6.30pm and all three are asleep right 30 min of cleaning then 7'oblock relaxing!!

ah all finally asleep now to clean up for more fun tomo!!!

the blind man came to give me some quotes on blinds for the kids rooms OMG all three screamed the whole time dont think he will be back in a hurry !!!


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How can a blind man take quotes on blinds?

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Girl in my newsfeed with 2 young kids also positing about how she is waiting at the hospital... and then not embellishing and waiting for people to ask her what's wrong (always nothing serious). This time her 3 year old has a sore shoulder. Take him to the doctor ffs.

the hospital has bulk billing...
sure u could find a doctor that does as well, but it is easier and more dramatic to go to a hospital.
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easier? what town doesn't have a bulk Billing medical centre?
don't radio doctors bulk bill also?
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constant pictures updates of your preggo belly taken in a bathroom mirror is not what i want to see.

oh and the cover pic makes me cringe it's a pic of a guy kissing a preggers belly with " a real man stays" What the hell??
i ate all your bee's.....
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I hate washing why does it never end??????Oh thats right i have 3 children!!!!!!

all 3 asleep !!!!!

Wow 6.30pm and all three are asleep right 30 min of cleaning then 7'oblock relaxing!!

ah all finally asleep now to clean up for more fun tomo!!!

the blind man came to give me some quotes on blinds for the kids rooms OMG all three screamed the whole time dont think he will be back in a hurry !!!


Good morning got ready kids in the car off we go half way poppie throws up home we go!!! she is ok now on the couch watching toy story all rugged up. Now the fun job of cleaning it all up wish i could say it was just a liitle bit but for such a liitle girl there is a whole lot of vomit.

Our three little munchkins love them too bits xoxo

Ok my 21 month old little girl weighs 8.5 kg and then my 13 week old boy weighs 6.5 kg mmmmmm!?!?!?!



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mmmmmm!?!?!?!

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A chick I used to work with now she's moved down to the Melb office -

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How can a blind man take quotes on blinds?

Braille measuring tape obviously.
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mmmmmm!?!?!?!



ikr. and someone needs to teach her some fucking proper spelling and grammar.

MMMMMMM?!?!?!
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They should just ban those pregnants from FB. Get the government to notify FB when a doctor is alerted of a new pregnancy, FB disables the account, happy days! parents should be off the FB as well until their children are all teenage and want nothing to do with them.
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haahaha nah not all parents are bad. i have several friends who have kids and post about them on FB, but it's cool, cos they post funny pics and anecdotes about teaching their kids to talk and funny stuff they have said. i don't mind that, it brings the lulz. but this woman is just SO BEIGE and never posts about anything other than her freakin crotch nuggets, oh and pinterest
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Have blocked/deleted multiple in the past week for constant preggers / new child photos and updates. Having a kid is cool if you're at that stage in your life, however keep it off fucking facebook

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Hello peeps - I'M SUPER BUSY with my new management role as XXXX at xxxxxx - and lOVING it. Not much Facebook time anymore so I'll pop in every now and then as I've got loads of stuff to do and have very little time for Facebook banta. Soldier on crew...XX

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Wow, how mindblowingly,... just ate my homemade organic speltbread with tahini and a gentle kiss of banana - apple - cinnamon - cardamom - chilli. The vapors of both joined together in my mouth, like two lovers sometimes do in their bed. The day has begun.
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Where do I get freezer bags to freeze breast milk??? My fridge is filling up very fast.....if this supply keeps up ill be supplying the cafe soon!

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Cleaning up Facebook friends listing time... only people that make the effort to be in my life in some special way or pays interest to ebs n i will remain! if u know you don't fall in this category delete me now

I'm sure we've all seen these type of statuses. (ebs) is her daughter.

Anyway, I haven't spoken to this girl (irl or on fb) since year 10 when she left school because she got pregnant. That was about 12 years ago. This status was posted 2 days ago and i'm still on her friends list. In fact so are the other 746 friends she had in her friends list two days ago (Yes, I checked. But only with this thread in mind ).

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I'm sure we've all seen these type of statuses. (ebs) is her daughter.

Anyway, I haven't spoken to this girl (irl or on fb) since year 10 when she left school because she got pregnant. That was about 12 years ago. This status was posted 2 days ago and i'm still on her friends list. In fact so are the other 746 friends she had in her friends list two days ago (Yes, I checked. But only with this thread in mind ).

Ebs? What a stupid name.


Guess it's from the stupid parent.
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Braille measuring tape obviously.



well fuck me. That shit exists!
Have you checked out Marsh Media recently?

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And she is back!

Bonnie Little
last night i went out for dinner with my dads side of the family and i ordered
pizza, spaghetti marinara and tiramisu. i also drank 3 peronis, so i was a little bit tipsy, but i slept really well after the alcohol, when i woke up this morning i didn't have a headache and i didn't feel sick, so that was good.
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These are all the same person from the last 5 days. This shit has been CONSTANT since she found out she was pregnant.

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Can't wait to get maternity photos with my princess ♥

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Gonna have a hot shower as hot as it will go my backs killing me

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Ahh hottest shower possible then a awsome massage from my hubby now got the little man playing footy in my tummy u can even see my tummy move lol at least he's being a good boy n letting daddy feel
His kicks tonight ♥

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Hasn't slept in 4 days n someone come sing me to sleep ??

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Lack of sleep + hormones + bad day = emotional wreck preggers chick crying on the couch eating ice cream!!! Lol wahhh me

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Really needs to stop watching tv Bianca & her baby dramas then offspring soon oh all these shows are stressing me out!!

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Sitting here with a remote control on my belly watching it move from side to side haha lil
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4th day no sleep my princess woke up worse than yesterday & I'm struggling to keep my head out of the toilet bowl..

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Feels like I'm being stabbed in my abdomen & lower back

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As long as I have my devoted husband my gorgeous princess & my little man baking in my baby oven the rest of the world doesn't matter everything else is obsolete ♥

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My princess went to bed like a big girl with no night time pull up & didn't have any accidents :-)

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Hasn't slept in now 5 days maybe 2 hrs a night iv got, now a killer headache.. I just want to sleep!! I just wish I wasn't hormonal cos I'd be laughing at u bitches instead of crying!!

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Thank god today is over now to snuggle with my baby girl while we feel the kicks of her little brother.. My kids make me smile I love u both so much

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Night 6 of not being able to sleep so far 12 hours in 6 days!!! Wtf is going on with me... Grrrr

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2nd night in a row for my princess not wetting the bed ♥ extremely proud

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just booked in & paid the deposit for our very FIRST family photos & a maternity shoot ♥ cant wait 17 weeks to go

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I remember being up having my head in a toilet from a hangover every single weekend

Now

I'm up with my head in the toilet cos I'm baking a baby in my bubby oven

I like this reason so much better ♥ 17 weeks til I get to meet my little man

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Is so extremely over the top proud of my little princess 3rd night no pull up & no accidents one very proud mummy hear ♥ u belly bum

Theres about 20 stomach pics in front of the mirror in there too.

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oh my fuck. BLOCK.

a chick i know keeps being checked in by her friends at random made up places:

Simone *** was with Melissa *** and 3 other people at Simone's Saucy Spanking Sofa
Simone *** was with Melissa *** and 2 other people at Gobbietown
Simone *** was with Melissa *** and 3 other people at Burridge's Titty Palace.
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I too have a pregnant slut as a friend. I am subscribed for daily lols

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At your age (16) an abortion is right. You smoke, do heroin, and are in no state to be a mother.

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year 10 when she left school because she got pregnant

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Hello Saturday night!

Bonnie Little
great i was in the shower having a nice hot shower, and the shower sliding doors came off and fell apart. water went all over the floor and now we can't have showers, which sucks. i have to wait until monday until someone can come out to fix it. we need a new shower screen door.
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From my mate's quite odd, stoner bro who plays the stock market:

‎...TTE...our Oil&Gas...very promising...one of the best performing asset...in our Portfolio...have to Research u more...why doing well in this Global Financial Crisis...Investors not leaving U...Why?...
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...Why?...

this little gem popped up on my boy's fb feed last night, had to steal it:

Dale *******
STOP LOOKING ME UP ON FACEBOOK USING YOUR FRIENDS LOGINS
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO STOP!!!!! FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DOG RAT NO MEANS NO FUCK OFF OK FUCK HEAD !!!!!!STOP!!!!!!! U KNOW WHO U ARE!!!!! I AM HAPPY NOW SO LEAVE ME AND MY GIRL TO LIVE OUR LIVES JUST COZ UR LIFE IS ON PAUSE IT DOESNT MEAN MINE HAS TO BE TOO.....DO NOT COME TO MY HOUSE AGAIN FUCKHEAD!!!! ITS ABOUT TIME U GOT THAT PICTURE...OK... FUCKHEAD AND DO US ALL A FAVOR AND PACK UR SHIT UP AND FUCK OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!!!! WHERE THERE IS KNOW METHODS OF COMMUNICATION COZ U CANT EVEN DO THAT RIGHT!!!WHY UR OVER THERE LEAVE THEM ALONE TOO AND EVERYONE KNOWS U JUST USE EVERYONE TO GET WHAT U WANT AND OMG POOR U HUH!! NEVER FORGET THIS EVERYBODY HATES U AND NO BODY FEELS SORRY FOR U THERE ALL JUST LAUGHING AT U IN HOW PERTHETIC U HAVE ACTED!!!! UR SUCH A LOSER AND NOW I HAVE WASHED MY HANDS OF U MY BANK BALANCE IS ONCE AGAIN IN THE BLACK AND MY CURRENT GIRL DOESNT BLEED ME DRY!!!! SO FUCK OFF AND TELL UR FRIENDS TO LEAVE ME ALONE TOOO OHHH BUT U HAVE NONE !!! LOL......... I LOVE COPPING DEATH THREATS AND I WAS SO SCARED I STILL WENT TO WORK THE NEXT DAY......WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO UR VISIT I HAD THE KETTLE ON AND SOME TIMTAMS AS THEY ARE UR FAVORITE!!!!I LOVE RECEIVING 12:44 AM CALLS COZ I LOVE DEATH THREATS AND THIS IS HOW BIG U THINK U R U NEED TO CALL FROM A PRIVITE NUMBER !!!!! OHHHH AND DONT FORGET MY FACE STILL NEEDS TO BE REARRANGED AS U SAID IN MY LOVELY WAKING PHONE CALL !!!! ALL U INTERUPTER WAS ME AND MY GIRL FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND THE THIRD ROUND!!!!!AND TRYING TO GET PREGO!!! DONT FORGET UR JUST A LOW LIFE DOG!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! XX

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Reading all these things just make me angry lol
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another charming update from sister-in-law...

4 sets of clothing a set of sheets and quilt cover all covered in vomit all before 10.30am ohhh fun morning at our house!!!
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I'd really like to thank the Internet gods for creating the 'My Babies Progress' app on Facebook. Now these bitches can annoy us daily without any effort. FUUUUUUUUUU
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I can only assume that person is moving to WA to be perthetic
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Some 'tard i went to school with
My food so far today:
3 McDonalds hashbrowns.
A large movie popcorn thing.
Now some ice cream!!

mcdonalds, popcorn and ice cream is something you stop updating your status about before your old enough to become a user of facebook.
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she's fucking at it again

recap of my day:
9 sets of clothes covered in vomit
2 lots of bedding covered in vomit
washed floor 3 times 1 more to go
1 boxing class
and just to finish the day off pulled over buy the police on the way home.
tomo is a new day yay!!

may i remind you this woman is raising THREE children. THREE.
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I can only assume that person is moving to WA to be perthetic

Youre dead to me Poony

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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Some 'tard i went to school with
My food so far today:
3 McDonalds hashbrowns.
A large movie popcorn thing.
Now some ice cream!!

mcdonalds, popcorn and ice cream is something you stop updating your status about before your old enough to become a user of facebook.

Quoting for whorish username and suggestive av

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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