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Bogan from High SchoolOMG nothing like a sunday morning visit from 2 detectives cause they think your kids being "abused" to get you up and going :/ thanks taranganba top work

Tamara ***** wtf!? did you get it all sorted? what made the school think that?

Cindy ***** are you serious???? What a crock of shit.....

Bogan from High School yep serious cind lol um they said i'd get a visit from child services within 6 months aswell, its because he flashed himself at school before the holidays but it wasn't only him it was a group of them and we've been having toilet troubles??

Stacey ***** Omg bet your heart stopped!!!

Bogan from High School fucked if i know they can report all they like they're not gonna get anywhere with it

Bogan from High School well at first i was wishfull thinking that something had happened to the ex bahahaha but yeah i was like umm wtf did he do

Lynda ***** wtf?? because he flashed at school they think he is being abused??

Karina ***** OMG, friggin' schools and shit that goes on, if it's not one thing it's another. That's not been abused thou, a load of crap. Hope you get it sorted.

Bogan from High School yep but they're words were "he exposed himself" lol and he's been having accidents in his pants

Bogan from High School i said the accidents are because he's a lazy male like all of them are and he's scared he's gonna miss out on play time if he goes to the toilet

Tamara ***** Omg!!! That is terrible meg! Im soo sorry you had to go through that!! Your a great mum!! Xxx

Janene ***** Counteract it with defamation!!!

Tamara ***** he is only little. all boys go through their stage of fascination with their doodles... how stupid is that.

Bogan from High School oh i don't have the time or energy to do that nene, i mean i get that they're concerned but not once have they ever questioned me about anything like that directly thats what pisses me off

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ahahaha so an inquiry has been launched into QLD CPS not doing their jobs properly and yet we see entitled bogan fucks complaining about having been offended that valid concerns are being investigated properly, with little more to say than "I'm the centre of the universe therefore I'm clearly a good parent and even total strangers should know that without a second glance so they have no right to do that"

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Bogan from High SchoolOMG nothing like a sunday morning visit from 2 detectives cause they think your kids being "abused" to get you up and going :/ thanks taranganba top work

Tamara ***** wtf!? did you get it all sorted? what made the school think that?

Cindy ***** are you serious???? What a crock of shit.....

Bogan from High School yep serious cind lol um they said i'd get a visit from child services within 6 months aswell, its because he flashed himself at school before the holidays but it wasn't only him it was a group of them and we've been having toilet troubles??

Stacey ***** Omg bet your heart stopped!!!

Bogan from High School fucked if i know they can report all they like they're not gonna get anywhere with it

Bogan from High School well at first i was wishfull thinking that something had happened to the ex bahahaha but yeah i was like umm wtf did he do

Lynda ***** wtf?? because he flashed at school they think he is being abused??

Karina ***** OMG, friggin' schools and shit that goes on, if it's not one thing it's another. That's not been abused thou, a load of crap. Hope you get it sorted.

Bogan from High School yep but they're words were "he exposed himself" lol and he's been having accidents in his pants

Bogan from High School i said the accidents are because he's a lazy male like all of them are and he's scared he's gonna miss out on play time if he goes to the toilet

Tamara ***** Omg!!! That is terrible meg! Im soo sorry you had to go through that!! Your a great mum!! Xxx

Janene ***** Counteract it with defamation!!!

Tamara ***** he is only little. all boys go through their stage of fascination with their doodles... how stupid is that.

Bogan from High School oh i don't have the time or energy to do that nene, i mean i get that they're concerned but not once have they ever questioned me about anything like that directly thats what pisses me off

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*you're


(should be your response).

I also note the very incorrect use of question marks.
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I'd like to know how old the kid is before i pass judgement. I mean it he's like 4-7 does it really warrant a complaint to DOCS if he flopped his cock out at school once? Maybe if he was constantly doing it and refusing to put it away.

Also, i think most parents would be mildly offended if the police/DOCS rocked up on their doorstep with a complaint about their child. Especially if they hadn't been forewarned by the school. I'd be extremely curious to know why they felt the issue was a matter for a third party rather than the parents to deal with.

Then again the likely true story is the kid is a known feral whose mother is equally feral and known to the school. He's probably been running around with his dick out for a full week and encouraging all the other boys to do the same for all we know.
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So Coezi, how do you think a conversation between a school and a parent might go if the school was to bring up that they suspect abuse might be occurring? And if the kid was being sexually abused, letting the parent know that the school suspects that it is occurring gives the parent sufficient time to abuse/scare the shit out the kid enough that when the police do come knocking the kid changes his story. The school did exactly the right thing, they brought up that they suspect abuse may be occurring, gave the details to the professionals who's job it is to investigate these matters and left it at that.
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I think the kid is pretty young, like 6 or 7. Honestly I don't care about any of that... if you're going through something like this it might be best to keep it off facebook, less some arsehole might post about it on an EDM forum.
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So Coezi, how do you think a conversation between a school and a parent might go if the school was to bring up that they suspect abuse might be occurring? And if the kid was being sexually abused, letting the parent know that the school suspects that it is occurring gives the parent sufficient time to abuse/scare the shit out the kid enough that when the police do come knocking the kid changes his story. The school did exactly the right thing, they brought up that they suspect abuse may be occurring, gave the details to the professionals who's job it is to investigate these matters and left it at that.

Is a boy getting his dick out a natural reaction to a history of child sexual abuse? I had no idea. I'm definitely not an authority on the issue but if that sort of behaviour indicates sexual abuse then by all means i agree with you.

I didn't think anything more malicious than the boy being a bit of a rascal.
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To get this back on topic.



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I couldn't have faceplamed harder if I tried, Coezi.
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well, i just worked out that my only source of retatrded posts for this thread has deleted me.

SHE deleted ME!

i'm somehow graveley offended even though i don't really care... i feel quite conflicted right now
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well, i just worked out that my only source of retatrded posts for this thread has deleted me.

SHE deleted ME!

i'm somehow graveley offended even though i don't really care... i feel quite conflicted right now

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I couldn't have faceplamed harder if I tried, Coezi.

is that your way of saying you're the father?

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So Coezi, how do you think a conversation between a school and a parent might go if the school was to bring up that they suspect abuse might be occurring?

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Heh

Tbh she's not my only source. And she's not retarded like the people nardz knows

She was just amusing. I'm sad.
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is that your way of saying you're the father?

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Pretty sick of, and appalled at, seeing so many judgemental statuses and comments all the time about things people haven't experienced themselves, even tho they probably think they have. Get over yourselves. Ur not perfect either and im sure you've done plenty of things other people don't understand and judge you for.

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Go home immediately and rewatch any episodes that you haven't seen.

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I'm going to scratch my eyes out.

A girl Im friends with just uploaded some 'should never be uploaded to Facebook' pics. Her sister died a few weeks ago & scrolling through my newsfeed I saw '2 pics uploaded'

The first is 5 guys sitting next to the open casket... You can see her sisters face.

The second is just of her sister in the casket.

I actually feel sick.

Different cultures & stuff. Whatevs. DNW to see that
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Go home immediately and rewatch any episodes that you haven't seen.

I'll call your boss for you if you'd like, I'm sure he'll understand.

Even better - go and buy the box set. Best $80 I've ever spent. No other TV series I've come across has such great rewatch value.
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We should also pay our respects to the awesome status updates / photos that pop up in our feed.

Namely the pole dancing boom that several of my lady friends have taken to. Pole dancing = lots of photos of girls in compromising positions.
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Namely the pole dancing boom that several of my lady friends have taken to. Pole dancing = lots of photos of girls in compromising positions.


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We should also pay our respects to the awesome status updates / photos that pop up in our feed.

Namely the pole dancing boom that several of my lady friends have taken to. Pole dancing = lots of photos of girls in compromising positions.



You mean like these photos? I got so many of them it's stupid.
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We should also pay our respects to the awesome status updates / photos that pop up in our feed.

Namely the pole dancing boom that several of my lady friends have taken to. Pole dancing = lots of photos of girls in compromising positions.

Omg, i too have some friends posting these pole dancing/slut pics. They're awesome, Hi-five!
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You mean like these photos? I got so many of them it's stupid.


Photo's like that can never be stupid
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Photos like that are what make facebook worth having.
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Photos like that are what make facebook worth having.

Who needs porn when you have 20 year old girls with insecurity issues crying out for verification that they are DAYUM SEXAY
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Fuck I don't have any girls on Facebook that do that. 90% of the girls in my feed are like either 'I'M SAD HERE ARE SOME SONG LYRICS' or 'OMG I GOT MARRIED 4 YEARS AGO BUT I'M STILL FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT'
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