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^^who is paying $5 for a latte??
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^^who is paying $5 for a latte??

Grande fucking largo picasso taco burrito skinny latte's are like $5.50
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^^who is paying $5 for a latte??

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taco an a coffee for $5.50...thats a deal
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dead set...you pay $5??

im in toorak and i complain about $4...used to be like $2.50 in essendon i didnt think it was much more than $4
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It's about that... you can get cheaper coffee but generally they're shit or in a tiny cup that you only get two mouthfuls from.
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who the fuck drinks lattes anyway. just get a fucking flat white you ponces.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Double strength flat white for me
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who the fuck drinks lattes anyway. just get a fucking flat white you ponces.

What's the bloody difference? Answer in Spanish.
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porque un latte va mejor con la carne de cerdo
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"because a latte goes better with pork"

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Flat whites are for girls. Machiatto or GTFO

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Flat whites are for girls. Machiatto or GTFO

you want a dollop of cum on your espresso and you're saying flat whites are for girls. good one.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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you want a dollop of cum on your espresso and you're saying flat whites are for girls. good one.

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Double strength flat white for me

make it skim and marry me

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make it skim and marry me

It's always skim
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Skim milk ruins coffee
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It's always skim

haha you two better settle for one an other cause no one else thinks having skim milk is a good quality to have
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i have skinny double shot flat whites. I will drink full cream when i forget to ask for skim but prefer skim. can't stand full cream in anything else

i also like short blacks so ead
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Is this the coffee thread?
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Low fat milk (hilo or skim) is better for making coffee/frothing than full fat milk. I'm not too sure exactly why but it does.
I drink about half a litre of milk a day so I need to keep the fat down as much as possible.


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^ you're right bel, i worked at a cafe making coffees for a while and the skim milk froths WAY better, something to do with the water content.

having said that i always get full fat milk with coffee cos it has a creamier taste. skim in tea though.

and i prefer latte over flat white cos it's a little frothier, but not so frothy as a cappuccino.
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I drink about half a litre of milk a day so I need to keep the fat down as much as possible.

yeah, those 75 calories you're saving is really going to make a huge difference.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Im going to disagree with skim milk being easier to froth!
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^ you're right bel, i worked at a cafe making coffees for a while and the skim milk froths WAY better, something to do with the water content.

I worked as a barista for 2 years and that right there is bullshit! Skim is the WORST for frothing due to the lower protein content...frothing is stretching the protein molecules

There is a reason some cafes simply do not even stock/use skim milk, because it's shit for frothing

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There is a reason some cafes simply do not even stock/use skim milk, because it's shit for frothing

yeah my housemate is a chef and he said some baristas he works with just use full cream for everyone and no one notices. fatties wanting skim milk just fill their coffee with sugar anyway.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Yeh I forgot to use skim milk sometimes. Never got a complaint from anyone about it.
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Likewise. Waitresses gave me looks of horror.
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I don't understand the skim milk or the diet coke thing. I have a lot of mates who order diet coke... with meals containing chips. Errr.

Honestly how much of the stuff are you having that it would make a difference anyway?

Another horrible one is low fat sour cream. That stuff is AWFUL, just AWFUL. Yet most of the sour cream you see in the supermarket is low fat. WHY? if it has no taste don't use ANY AT ALL.
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I actually drink low fat rather than full skim milk. But anyway, who really cares?
(And I don't put sugar in my coffee, or eat a lot of carbohydrates but I do occassionally have a full strength can of coke)



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Skim milk ruins coffee

lies. I find all i can taste is milk when i have full cream now.

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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lies. I find all i can taste is milk when i have full cream now.

that's how you know that you're not a faggot.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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