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This does my head in, if your going to thrust 4 times to the right then thrust 4 times to the left!

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This does my head in, if your going to thrust 4 times to the right then thrust 4 times to the left!

Bitches got no count.

It obviously a waltz.
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It obviously a waltz.


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This does my head in, if your going to thrust 4 times to the right then thrust 4 times to the left!

Bitches got no count.

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It obviously a waltz.


That be 3/3
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A waltz is 3/4 time - those guys are thrusting 3 one way and 4 the other.

Jeez you've got the whole fucking internet at your disposal and you can't even figure out what a waltz is? Not that I needed to look it up - how can you not know what a waltz's time signature is?
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A waltz is 3/4 time - those guys are thrusting 3 one way and 4 the other.

Jeez you've got the whole fucking internet at your disposal and you can't even figure out what a waltz is? Not that I needed to look it up - how can you not know what a waltz's time signature is?

if that were the case then they should be doing 3 each way, 4 times over to make a bar. If you're going to argue & shitstir about something especially when you're using the intenets as information at least make sure you actually understand what it means first.
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if that were the case then they should be doing 3 each way, 4 times over to make a bar. If you're going to argue & shitstir about something especially when you're using the intenets as information at least make sure you actually understand what it means first.

You have clearly:
  • never learned to dance
  • never learned to play a musical instrument
  • no fucking idea what you're talking about.
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You have clearly:

  • never learned to dance
  • never learned to play a musical instrument
  • no fucking idea what you're talking about.

you sir, are an ignoramus.

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if that were the case then they should be doing 3 each way, 4 times over to make a bar.

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You have clearly:

  • never learned to dance
  • never learned to play a musical instrument
  • no fucking idea what you're talking about.

i agree with nismo actually. 3/4 timing goes "1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3" not "1-2-3-4, 1-2-3"

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Who the fuck cares?

The time it takes to do the four thrusts is about the same time it takes to do the three, if that adds anything to the discussion.
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You have clearly:

  • never learned to dance
  • never learned to play a musical instrument
  • no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Just shut up, you moron

3/4 time signature for the Waltz and music is 3 beats per bar, 4 times over...much like house being 4/4 is 4 beats to the bar, 4 times over

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When i asked this of HonestDerp i had a hunch he was derping up the wrong tree ... thread has proven him totally derpy on this one.
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if that were the case then they should be doing 3 each way, 4 times over to make a bar. If you're going to argue & shitstir about something especially when you're using the intenets as information at least make sure you actually understand what it means first.

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Just shut up, you moron

3/4 time signature for the Waltz and music is 3 beats per bar, 4 times over...much like house being 4/4 is 4 beats to the bar, 4 times over

If you have learned a musical instrument or dance, you learned from a fucking shithouse teacher

Y'all are right on the three beats per bar business but I don't know where you're getting four times over from. The number below the line represent the length of the note
4/4 - four crotchets (quarter) per bar.
3/4 - three crotchets (quarter) per bar
4/8 - four quavers (eighth-note) per bar
3/8 - three quavers (eighth-note) per bar
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i agree with nismo actually. 3/4 timing goes "1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3" not "1-2-3-4, 1-2-3"



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Wouldn't the "1-2-3-4, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3" be more like Jazz, in the 7/8 time signature? Or am I misunderstanding you as well?

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Wouldn't the "1-2-3-4, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3" be more like Jazz, in the 7/8 time signature? Or am I misunderstanding you as well?

well I think if it's 7/8 there are 7 quavers to a bar. so it'd be 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7

otherwise you're changing time signatures.

I dunno, it's been about 15 years since I've learned this stuff.

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A waltz is 3/4 time - those guys are thrusting 3 one way and 4 the other.

Jeez you've got the whole fucking internet at your disposal and you can't even figure out what a waltz is? Not that I needed to look it up - how can you not know what a waltz's time signature is?

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