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Originally Posted by SparklingSam

bonus points for Johnny Cash being the guest star in this ep

True!! I never read the credits nor looked up any trivia hence I had no idea but thinking back to that scene that is definitely his voice. Can't believe I never picked it.

I am halfway through Keith Richards' autiobiography and I am wondering if he makes any mention of his guest appearance -I hope so (nobody spoil this for me pls).

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Legs: Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Legs: But what'll I tell the doctor?
Johnny Tightlips: Tell him to suck a lemon.

Fat Tony: Hey Johnny, you see who is shootin at us?
Johnny Tightlips: I see a lota things.
Fat Tony: You know Johnny, you could be more helpful at times

Mr. Burns: We've syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?

I've had insomnia all week

Awww twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut!

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.

Explain how?

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Woohoo!

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Homer, I have to go out and pick up something for dinner.

Steaaaaaaak?

Money's too tight for steak.

Steaaaaaaak?

Hmmm sure, steak....

Marge: "Homer, promise me you won't stalk Lenny and Carl!"
Homer: "Okay. I'm going outside to... stalk, Lenny and Carl. Heh heh heh... doh!"

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Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good! I wish to report a robbery.
Chief Wiggum: (bored) A robbery, right. Thanks for the report. (hangs up) That's another one, Lou 723 Evergreen Terrace. (Looks at a map with the robbery locations marked on it) Well, there doesn't seem to be any pattern yet, but if I take this one and move it hereand I move these over here hello! It almost looks like an arrow!
Lou: Hey, look, Chief: it's pointing right at this police station.
Chief Wiggum: Let's get out of here!

saw this "Cat Burglar" episode (titled: Homer The Vigilante) earlier tonight on Channel ELEVEN.
so many chuckles...


Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighborinos!
Homer: Can't talk. Robbed. Go hell.
Flanders: Heh. You folks got robbed too? The burglar took my Shroud of Turin beach towels.
Bart: Wow, it's a crime wave!





Old Man Jasper: Oh!...my cataracts are gone. I can see again! All the beauty of na --
[Another laser hits him in the eyes] I'm blind. Oh well: easy come, easy go.




Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off
their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I
think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch...
eroony!
[Everyone cheers]
Now, who should lead the group?
Man: You!
Everyone: Yay! Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!
Flanders: I don't really have very much experience, but I'll --
Moe: Someone else!
Everyone: Yay! Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!
Homer: _I'm_ someone else.
Lenny: He's right!
Homer: We don't need a thinker. We need a doer: someone who'll act
without considering the consequences.
Everyone: Homer! Homer! Homer!

Barney: I'm with you, Homer!
McAllister: I be with ya too, matey.
Skinner: I'm with you, Homer.
Moe: You're the man, Homer.
Apu: You should do it.
Otto: You're the man, man.
Abe: I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar. At first I
was just filled with vinegar.
Homer: Hmm...sorry, Dad. You're too old.
Abe: [stammers] Too old? Why, that just means I have experience.
Who chased the Irish out of Springfield village in aught
four? Me, that's who!
Irish man: And a fine job you did, too.
Homer: Aw, Dad. You've done a lot of great things, but you're a
very old man now, and old people are useless. [tickles Abe]
Aren't they? Aren't they? Huh? Yes they are! Yes they
are! Tee hee --
Abe: Stop it! That's a form of abuse.

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Originally Posted by qoop

Flanders: I don't really have very much experience, but I'll --
Moe: Someone else!
Everyone: Yay! Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!
Homer: _I'm_ someone else.
Lenny: He's right!

gets me every time

the baseball team episode is another quality and endearing episode...







Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team. Clemens, did I make the team?
Roger Clemens: You sure did!
Homer: I did! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! In your face, Strawberry!
Roger Clemens: Wait a minute, are you Ken Griffey, Jr.?
Homer: No.
Roger Clemens: Sorry. Didn’t mean to get your hopes up.









Mr. Burns: Smithers, it’s almost game time! Where the devil are my ringers?
Smithers: Sir, Mike Scioscia may not live through the night. Steve Sax is looking at six consecutive life sentences. Ozzie Smith seems to have vanished off the face of the earth.
Mr Burns: Well, what about Canseco? What about Clemens?
Smithers: Sir, he’s in no condition to play.

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Originally Posted by yani_s

That episode was blatantly the writers wanting to make an episode where homer gets on the trips.

Wasn't that episode written just after they canned Futurama for the first time?

I'm pretty sure it was a giant "FUCK YOU!" to Fox.

“I’ve decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We’ll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai ‘3-Finger’ Brown!”

“Uh, sir?”

“What is it, Smithers?”

“I’m afraid all of those players have retired and, uh… passed on. In fact, your right-fielder has been dead for 130 years.”

“Damnation! Fine, then. Get me current players, living players. Scour the American League, the National League, the Negro League…”

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had a electrified fooling machine.

Homer: All right, everybody in the pool!
Amish Farmer: 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English
Homer: D'oh-eth!

"Ooh, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction."

"I think it's a rock, sir"

"Well, we'll see what the lab has to say about [b]that[b/]."

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Watch out! Laszlo Panaflex

Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? Hey, word to the wise - season pass! It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here...

Simpsons Creator Reveals The Real Springfield
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/...411-1wpes.html

Season 4, episode where Marge gets a job at the powerplant and Burns falls in love with her


Mr Burns: "You love her too?"

Homer: "Damn right!"

Mr Burns: "Homer, I want you to show this woman the time of her life."

Homer: "Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!"

"Look mummy, Todd's stupid and i'm with him"

Spoiler:

Could be Rodd?

Flanders: I'm a murdidli-erdler

Bart: If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.

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Rock and/or Roll

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"We're back with legendary producer Robert Evans. Now, before you did 'The Godfather', there was 'Love Story'. Tell us about that."

"Ah, 'Love Story': the little picture that could. Was Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? Heh heh, you'd better believe they weren't. But once that tear-jerker hit John Q. Popcorn, it was boffo-boo-boo box office all the way..."

"And the critics loved it, too. I remember Vincent Canby said, 'I'm going to kill you, Homer. You are so dead.'"

"AAH!!"

"Now 'Chinatown' was a classic, but you had problems with the sequel, 'The Two Jakes'?"

"Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had chili. I said to myself, 'Evans, you forgot Hollywood Rule #1: Kill Homer Simpson'."

Ow. That sandwich took a bite out me!

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"Bowling? Oh yes, that's very important"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJOmqxR5JJ0

this one is so dam funny

awesome thread

Homer: Expand my brain learning juice!

Ooo. Very unproductive afternoon after rejoining ITM and findings this thread. Not sure if these have been mentioned.

Chief: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh.Uh,betterstartwithGreektown.

Lou: That's Homer J Simpson, chief. You're reading it upside dow

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It was the best of times, it was the blurst if times

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Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car . Makes it go faster.

I love you Pepsi.

I just think I'll just leave this here.

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Classic Simpsons moment when Marge talks to the Lawyer (I'll admit the youtube comments prompted my memory)

The best episody is a special 152

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