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Ron Jeremy Party
Looks like Ron Jeremy is coming to Sydney this weekend and is offering to turn up to your party if you invite him on Facebook.

Has anyone done this yet?

Check out this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZl5rEnpNmY
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I dunno… have you?
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only if he brought a posse of "actresses" with him !
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ITM should get in on this like the SHM one..
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he would prob have his cock out half the time and try to crack onto all your girlfriends who would most prob find him disgusting.

then he'd probably claim its a shit party because none of the girls are fucking in front of everyone
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I'd like to have him at one of my parties.

I'd put G in that fuckers drink and when he keels over, get about 10 guys to jizz on his face and see how much he likes it.
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Saw an ad for this in today's newspaper - Ron de Jeremy Rum, $69.90

http://danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_...-de-jeremy-rum
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@ Fred
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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seems like a pretty chill guy from that video.
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