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So you're born and bred SW6, Big-D?



No never been there.

I was born in Finsbury Park . I just didnt fit in to North London for some reason, everyone was a wanka & whinged to much, they were such a bunch of sore losers & didnt like shaking hands.

So my family moved up to Toxtoh in Liverpool where people were use to winning trophies. The thing I like about Liverpool was there were lots of Wagons with bands playing on the back of them. I saw Ringo Star a few times too.

Anyway, I got thrown out of school for wearing my Arsenal shirt to the school disco & my family was told to move to Moss Side in Manchester. So we got in our caravan & off we went.

Eventually I fckd up again. Scored some pingers off some bloke called Bez & he told me to wear my Man Utd jersey to the Moss Side Ball. He said i'd make lots of new friends. I was so luved up by the time I got there.

Subsequently I woke up in coma in 2004 & found myself in Brisbane.

Apparently? some Chelsea fans saved my life & put me on a boat to Australia via Indonesia. I was told there names was Roman, John & Frank?

I've been a Chelsea fan for 8 years now.
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So you're born and bred SW6, Big-D?

Oooh, oooh, I am!! What do I win?
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all that googling english suburbs for that post... and it wasnt even dero funny.

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all that googling english suburbs for that post... and it wasnt even dero funny.

Dero funny = a benny hill punchline that arrives a week after you get it.




Its not meant to be funny Ballsy

it's the truth!
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What part of finsbury park were you born in? Under tuesday oak tree next to the men's jacks?

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you're too bogan to have even left this island. Is Tracy Grimface your mum?
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Pep to Arsenal.
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Not True.


Oh, I like Ballsy's new phrase, Dero Funny.
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you're too bogan to have even left this island. Is Tracy Grimface your mum?



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So pep gone, I'd love to see Xavi and crew sulking in the corner.....what about the DNA, how can he leave, sob sob.
At least fab got 1 season of winning nothing with him.
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Is Fab jinxed not to win any titles in his carear?

So will Guardiola one day choose to exercise his excellent command of English with a Premier League club, or will his lively intellect lead him to a less obvious but equally well financed destination, such as Paris St-Germain or the New York Red Bulls?
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So pep gone, I'd love to see Xavi and crew sulking in the corner.....what about the DNA, how can he leave, sob sob.
At least fab got 1 season of winning nothing with him.

Bitter much?

They've got a cup final coming up by the way.
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if I were pep, I'd probably take my millions of dollars and many beautiful ladies, and spend the rest of my days sitting on a beach sipping from a coconut.

fuck being a manager.
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him and mourinho should start a fashion label targeted specifically at football managers, vests and scarves all round
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So will Guardiola one day choose to exercise his excellent command of English with a Premier League club, or will his lively intellect lead him to a less obvious but equally well financed destination, such as Paris St-Germain or the New York Red Bulls?

I agree with the words you say...

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More special treatment for EBJT.

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Attn everybody!

It's official. Ballsy has a Man Crush on Chelsea Captain John Terry
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Bitter much?

They've got a cup final coming up by the way.

You betchya.

Of course he'll manage in England one day.
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him and mourinho should start a fashion label targeted specifically at football managers, vests and scarves all round

Joachim Loew could model for them.
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Chelsea just signed a new winger fuck Yeah and german

Chelsea agree Marin deal

Chelsea have announced a deal to sign Germany international Marko Marin from Werder Bremen.



Chelsea and Werder both confirmed the deal on Saturday afternoon, with reports suggesting a fee in the region of £7 million will change hands for Marin, who has already passed a medical at Stamford Bridge.

It is also speculated that striker Romelu Lukaku, who joined the Blues from Anderlecht last summer but has had limited first-team opportunities, will head to Werder on loan.

Marin, 23, joined Werder from Borussia Monchengladbach in 2009 and has since impressed at the Weserstadion with his creative play, managing 25 assists in 87 Bundesliga appearances

The winger, who has struggled for fitness this campaign, will join Chelsea in the summer, when he is also expected to be named in Germany's squad for Euro 2012.

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Was not surprised to see Stoke score that goal.

Should make for an interesting game with arsenal pouring forward
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Not just the fact of benayooon winning the ball back then for that equalizing goal..but I think he's played very well so far. Seems as if he's really putting it in / playing for his spot which is good to see as a neutral. Good to see genuine players
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swansea 3-0 up already lolz

newcastle 2-0 down at wigan...
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I'm watching all the scores tick over on Soccernet.

9 goals already.
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God it must suck watching games as an Arsenal supporter.

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Just switching to FS3. Saw Di Santos' 4th goal for Wigan v Newcastle. Fantastic finish and an amazing scoreline. Half time roar from the Wigan crowd was impressive even for their 20k crowd
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God it must suck watching games as an Arsenal supporter.

So frustrating, even as a neutral.

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Fuck off Stoke. Fuck off Foy.

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fox just got studs in the back of the head from shelvey, but the ref told him it was his own fault for putting his head where it shouldn't have been and said play on. first time I've seen that happen, bravo.
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Was out tonight so missed all the early games but got home and flicked over as the Pool game started. Glad I stayed up. Not the best performance from the team overall but a masterclass from Suarez up front. All three goals were absolute quality.

We'll see the combination of fortune and sheer brilliance that combined for the third goal again and again, but for me the one that really stood out was the second goal. It should be shown to all kids learning to play (and Stuart Downing) -- that's exactly how you shoot across a keeper coming in off the wing. Absolutely perfect technique.
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Of course he was going to do that as soon as I can't watch as I am overseas. Forgot to set IQ as well
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If all those shots hit the post they would have lost.
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nah bizzy... they would've drawn 0-0

so chelsea play qpr tonight... if they win they are within 1 point of newcastle with a midweek game against them

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