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and throw in another workout session right after it. Easy as.
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You're talking about, a long arse swim, bike ride, and a marathon. One of those things where I'm just going to watch and think: thank fuck that I won't ever be trolled into doing that.

I wonder if any of these guys have heard of cars and boats...
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pretty sure i could place in the top 10 with my work capacity at the moment

I wonder if people realize you are being serious
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just do crossfit endurance, it worked for brian mackenzie doing his ultra-mara.. oh wait, no it didn't
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so my missus tells me the dog needs to be groomed, $75 for a fucking haircut. So I go to the local pet barn and buy some clippers for $85. Pay back on second haircut, also I learnt a bit about a dogs anatomy today. You better like this post brad.
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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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so... went down to watch the boys play round 1 of our local FA cup competition for the premier league/AL1 teams...

we lost 3 - 2.... hardest thing watching from the sidelines.. i was on the card, and my house was like 150m from the oval.. so close to running home to get my gear.. we played like gash... made it even more frustrating
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Dunno what I'm going to do when I get back home. There are so many ridiculously beautiful women here it isn't funny.

Slimmer, more attractive & better dressed on average.

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Subjective eddie. I dont have yellow fever so i prefer all our blonde oompaloopas
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Subjective eddie. I dont have yellow fever so i prefer all our blonde oompaloopas

And you are basing your assessment on the quality of the women in Seoul off of?
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Generalisation about Azns from the few who had walked past him or at his workplace.

Coz you know, South-East Asians look the same as Koreans.
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And you are basing your assessment on the quality of the women in Seoul off of?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Derelict, chances are they aren't as grossly obese as a large portion are here (men and women), so that automatically makes them more attractive.
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Meh I'm with Derpy here, I'm sure the girls in Seoul are gorgeous, but I'm just not really that into Asian women personally. And the fact that I speak no Korean would be a bit of a dealbreaker too.
I suspect Eddie's going to be moping around grumpily for the next week or two though!

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And you are basing your assessment on the quality of the women in Seoul off of?

Every Asian I've ever seen? I just don't dig Asians. If one is hot, she is hot, but overall I'm just not attracted to them. I like girls with blonde hair and blue eyes, the exact opposite of Asians.
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I'm not either, I have virtually no yellow fever at all. They still take care of themselves better than most Westerners though.
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Wierd thing is I never really had yellow fever. Then Kpop happened and a whole new market opened up.
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Apparently the new waitress was from China, but then when we talked to her she was from Korea.

She has an awesome body but a so-so head, so everyone thinks they're in with a chance.

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My rhabdo has cleared up, thank god for that

Might try and get a workout in tonight, the rest has been good
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my RDI (random drunk injury) from Friday is better, so will try a trot at lunch see how it goes
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My rhabdo has cleared up, thank god for that

Might try and get a workout in tonight, the rest has been good

Did you actually have Rhabdo?!
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Now it's my turn to derp. I've got a terrible cough this morning, which is been developing for a week and my sinus is a bit blocked up. Tough Mudder is on Saturday so I'm thinking I'll take it easy today.

Training with Loopi on Wednesday, probably do some metcon stuff, and then Thursday is indoor soccer, so I shall be well prepared. Hopefully it's not too cold on Saturday.
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Did you actually have Rhabdo?!

Yeah nah

Rhabdo tried to get me but my body trolled it coz it's an elite working machine now
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I might get on this bandwagon too - my shoulder is feeling a bit sore after yesterday's sesh. Not sure if it's just DOMS type soreness of bad soreness. Will see how we go. Isn't too bad but am wary of injury
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I might get on this bandwagon too - my shoulder is feeling a bit sore after yesterday's sesh. Not sure if it's just DOMS type soreness of bad soreness. Will see how we go. Isn't too bad but am wary of injury

Sounds like rhabdo of the shoulder brah, take 3 days off and call me in the morning
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Brad, you're some kind of genius. She had no idea how to act when she wasn't getting my attention. It was great to watch her fishing for it.
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watch scotty turn into some sorta sexy god like Alfie

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Aww yeah phase one complete. Stay focused brah and keep your eyes on the prize!
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Scotty were you out in mantown on sat night?
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Nah, was in the rocks Saturday night. Went to Wharfy last night.

I panicked at one stage though. Walking back to my car with her and another girl, she had had enough of being ignored. She put her arm around me, head on my chest and looked up at me with puppy dog eyes. There was no way out.
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Haha that's tough. What I'd do there is probably let her have the moment for 5-10 seconds then move her off

Hardest times will be when ur really boozed. You're going to need to stay somewhat in control so u can handle "the situation"
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I can vouch for what's Brad advising - that shit works.
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Nice work Scotty, you've started the "feedback loop" - the more you act like a disinterested cocky bastard the more interested she will become, which will in turn feed into your self confidence and arrogance around her, which will make her more interested, and thus the cycle begins. You're feeding most females pathological desire to want to change someone, play on that and you cant lose. You'll be banging her before you know it, its important that if you make it to that stage that afterwards you delay any correspondence with her for maximum effect, i picked up waaaay more at uni being the asshole than being the nice guy, women don't seem to get smart on that until they hit around 26.
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i'm gonna re-live my school time failures through scotty since i'm basically married now
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Nice work Scotty, you've started the "feedback loop" - the more you act like a disinterested cocky bastard the more interested she will become, which will in turn feed into your self confidence and arrogance around her, which will make her more interested, and thus the cycle begins.

I've never actually observed it myself. Now I'm a believer. The amount that she was torturing herself to get my attention was astounding.

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Half-breeds are the best IMO... Euro with a touch of Indian/middle eastern/Asian or Polynesian = fucking hawt.
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Good tips there Tapout although I don't think Scotty should be an arse to her

She is a good mate so he needs to still be a nice guy but just resist the urge to make first moves on her, by all means pash another girl in front of her though (although that might turn her off completely if she's that kinda girl do use your judgement on that one!!)
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