Miike Snow is two people! Maybe thats why it is spelt with two I's.....

Now you try

This thread is really going places.

In the same vain as the OP, I thought for quite a while that the Manly Sea Eagles player Daly-Cherry Evans were actually two brothers: Dale & Cherry Evans.

Also sometimes when I think about naked ladies or the cat is getting comfy on my lap, my penis becomes hard.

cherries are like smaller apples that have a pip in them and taste different

My balls go up into my body while I masturbate.

I think Random were an excellent musical group and I'm sad that they no longer release music

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My balls go up into my body while I masturbate.

I can get mine to remain external by applying pressure to my perineum at the same time. Try firm and consistent pressure for best results

It's such a nice day today. This proves global warming is either real or not real. I can't remember which.

Dr Claw was actually the chief that inspector gadget kept blowing up. Whilst we are on the subject Stimpy was actually a dog imo.

I carry around a few comics with me almost where ever I go, it's like a security blanket.

I once farted on the set of the blue lagoon.

the worm and the caterpillar are exactly the same dance move

what kind of a nutcase owns 101 Dalmations.

I'm touching my willy right now.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

If you were really really drunk and a mosquito bit you would the mosquito in turn become really drunk?

This isn't the fkn questions thread

How dare you.

I really like Kate Nash.

Does Dr Karl troll these forums? Maybe he has my answer.

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This isn't the fkn questions thread

How dare you.

I really like Kate Nash.

No but it's random thought..

And that was a slight attempt at humour

sounds like a Tracy Jordan thread

my cat's breath smells like cat food

I am seeing cyan everywhere in ads/websites/flyers lately.

*insert random thought and/or comment here*

There may be more little soy sauce fishes in the world than there are fish left in the sea...

If you turn it upside down it almost looks the same

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If the Joker is so tactically intelligent and had a bazooka ready, why did he bother spraying Harvey Dent's swat van with bullets & slugs...

if you could change around your orifice and their functions, would you ?

Like would you like to piss out your ears and eat through your nose?

Have a dick where your arse is?

Unzip your fly to blow your nose?

When I go take a piss and leave the door open, my dog comes in and sticks his head in between my legs.. does he want to drink the from the toilet? drink my piss? or imagine he is a penis?

Why do dogs love sticking their heads of of the car window but when you blow on their face (hahahaha) they get pissed off?

My dog will come in and rest his head in my underpants that are around my ankles. Such a fkn weirdo!

slut^

Ha... While I'm on the can... Ugh this isn't sounding any better

Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can. I grab her sweet can. Oh, just thinking about her can. I just wish I had her sweet, sweet, s-s-s-sweeet can

shapeshifting would be the best super power

kiwi

I found out how to open bottles of beer with my wedding ring.

too scared to look but i think that was a wet fart....stilll warm...

My old man was born with three testicles. His nickname was Hat Trick.

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My dog will come in and rest his head in my underpants that are around my ankles. Such a fkn weirdo!

That's because dogs like the smell/taste of blood.

I feel really happy for Stephen Hawking getting antigravity-like in space, motherfucker deserves to not be restricted in a chair.

So fucking disgusting - back in school all huddled around in the playground passing one cigarette.

Sometimes the girls in my grade call me a skinner

Thank You Itm Has Returned!!!!!

slowest work hour so far this week

Bumpy where is your profile pic from..

Fucking magnets .... how do they work.

so how about this rain eh

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Bumpy where is your profile pic from..

Stop asking me this! I got banned last time I answered!!

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I dunno, but her name is Sara Jean Underwood