General

Random Thoughts & Comments

Reply
  Tools
gonefishin +

Registered User

gonefishin's Avatar
Joined
Mar '11
Times thanked
< 391
Posts
1,633

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bumpy View Post

That's because dogs like the smell/taste of blood.

yea, I patted this ladies dog the other day and the little carnt started trying to lick a bandaid i had on a cut off
base615 +

base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave

base615's Avatar
Joined
Jan '07
Times thanked
< 2,377
Posts
7,546
You're all a bunch of ****s

Edit: Will I get another infraction for that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaVeR_SpIkE View Post

all i can say is fuck you ref you fuckhead

Bumpy +

My dick is shrivelled

Bumpy's Avatar
Joined
Mar '07
Times thanked
< 4,510
Posts
5,485
Thread now about dogs licking blood//wounds.

My dog always comes and starts licking the scab/graze on my knee that gets ripped off every rugby game and sometimes at training. It will never heal, and the ass keeps wanting to lick it.
cizza +

Cats are floppy.

cizza's Avatar
Joined
Jun '03
Times thanked
< 1,853
Posts
1,069
My friends dog bought me breakfast. She was most pleased with herself.

Bumpy +

My dick is shrivelled

Bumpy's Avatar
Joined
Mar '07
Times thanked
< 4,510
Posts
5,485
Haha reminds me of when my dog started barking at me because I was sitting on the couch.. turned out he had "buried" his bone under the cushions.
gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
What ever happened to Christian Slater
cizza +

Cats are floppy.

cizza's Avatar
Joined
Jun '03
Times thanked
< 1,853
Posts
1,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by gurneyhalleck View Post

What ever happened to Christian Slater

How could he ever top the Broken Arrow moment:

"You're fucked in the head, Deak."
mlirosi +

bangin 7gram rocks

mlirosi's Avatar
Joined
Aug '10
Times thanked
< 3,155
Posts
2,375
price is right is back...that is all

Last edited by mlirosi: 18-Apr-12 at 01:07pm

gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
When I need to steal an idea for a new thread, i'll come here
gonefishin +

Registered User

gonefishin's Avatar
Joined
Mar '11
Times thanked
< 391
Posts
1,633
Who is this new **** around here called Lloyd Christmas??? he sucks balls imo
BumblingBee +

is a dick

BumblingBee's Avatar
Joined
Jul '04
Times thanked
< 2,911
Posts
13,881
exactly, what kind of **** starts their name with 2 l's anyway
cizza +

Cats are floppy.

cizza's Avatar
Joined
Jun '03
Times thanked
< 1,853
Posts
1,069
gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
Look a sailboat....
larrisajones +

boring. thanks ITM

larrisajones's Avatar
Joined
Jun '08
Times thanked
< 374
Posts
7,617
Less dogs more cats. Oh look it's raining. Actually llama's are better than cats.

Quote:

Originally Posted by andosound

Who needs Gossip Girl when we have the ITM forums

Quote:

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mlirosi +

bangin 7gram rocks

mlirosi's Avatar
Joined
Aug '10
Times thanked
< 3,155
Posts
2,375
llamas suck
gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
"Winamp Winamp... it really kicks the llamas' ass"
larrisajones +

boring. thanks ITM

larrisajones's Avatar
Joined
Jun '08
Times thanked
< 374
Posts
7,617
Ah winamp, shame they buggered it up and made it less user friendly rather than more.

You. DIAF. Now

Quote:

Originally Posted by andosound

Who needs Gossip Girl when we have the ITM forums

Quote:

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Davomaxi +

No. Money Down!

Davomaxi's Avatar
Joined
Oct '03
Times thanked
< 1,016
Posts
7,312
something something Baker street! (sax solo)

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I killed all my family because they wouldn't suck my dick.

Medium Rurrrr!

See my blog http://ecentreofexcellence.blogspot.com.au/
GoodLove +

likes this

GoodLove's Avatar
Joined
Mar '09
Times thanked
< 3,732
Posts
6,239
I can get two hands on from the base of the shaft to the tip.

I have big hands.
base615 +

base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave

base615's Avatar
Joined
Jan '07
Times thanked
< 2,377
Posts
7,546
On who's cock though?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaVeR_SpIkE View Post

all i can say is fuck you ref you fuckhead

GoodLove +

likes this

GoodLove's Avatar
Joined
Mar '09
Times thanked
< 3,732
Posts
6,239
The highest bidder's
Davomaxi +

No. Money Down!

Davomaxi's Avatar
Joined
Oct '03
Times thanked
< 1,016
Posts
7,312

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I killed all my family because they wouldn't suck my dick.

Medium Rurrrr!

See my blog http://ecentreofexcellence.blogspot.com.au/
gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
When i see a computer in 90's movies, i scream "CRT!"
Ben Hyde +

Registered User

Ben Hyde's Avatar
Joined
Jul '10
Times thanked
< 13
Posts
31
How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could bear to grill bears?
Davomaxi +

No. Money Down!

Davomaxi's Avatar
Joined
Oct '03
Times thanked
< 1,016
Posts
7,312
The most honest moment in a person's life is when they are uncontrollably vomiting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I killed all my family because they wouldn't suck my dick.

Medium Rurrrr!

See my blog http://ecentreofexcellence.blogspot.com.au/
cizza +

Cats are floppy.

cizza's Avatar
Joined
Jun '03
Times thanked
< 1,853
Posts
1,069
My friend held up the school canteen with a water pistol screaming "gimme all your Zooper Doopers"
Bumpy +

My dick is shrivelled

Bumpy's Avatar
Joined
Mar '07
Times thanked
< 4,510
Posts
5,485
Has anyone got a sunroof in their car, and if so, have you ever been driving along with it open and a bird has shat through it?
cizza +

Cats are floppy.

cizza's Avatar
Joined
Jun '03
Times thanked
< 1,853
Posts
1,069
Take that further Bumpy, have you ever shat through an open sunroof?
Bumpy +

My dick is shrivelled

Bumpy's Avatar
Joined
Mar '07
Times thanked
< 4,510
Posts
5,485
Nah I haven't generally I don't ride on the top of cars whist they are driving, and most of the time sunroofs are shut when cars are parked.
mlirosi +

bangin 7gram rocks

mlirosi's Avatar
Joined
Aug '10
Times thanked
< 3,155
Posts
2,375
funny story about sunroofs, i was driving once and i thought a bird shat on me while i was at a set of lights...turns out it didnt
Balthazar B +

2.

Balthazar B's Avatar
Joined
Apr '06
Times thanked
< 178
Posts
3,250
I thought I had posted something in this thread last night...

turns out I hadn't.
Who cares about high school, we're gonna be rock stars !
Ruthykins +

Stay awake little missfit

Ruthykins's Avatar
Joined
Sep '06
Times thanked
< 3,799
Posts
13,141

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balthazar B View Post

I thought I had posted something in this thread last night...

turns out I hadn't.

woah - who the fuck is this guy?
Ya baloney
Fledz +

Royal Astrological Metaphysician

Fledz's Avatar
Joined
Aug '06
Times thanked
< 5,516
Posts
15,142
He is one of the three wise men.
gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
"Maybe i'm just overtired, maybe not"
christuffa +

Registered (Ab)user

christuffa's Avatar
Joined
Sep '06
Times thanked
< 53
Posts
252

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bumpy View Post

Has anyone got a sunroof in their car, and if so, have you ever been driving along with it open and a bird has shat through it?

Happened to my ex. Right in the eye. She says shit felt like it was in there for days!
Bumpy +

My dick is shrivelled

Bumpy's Avatar
Joined
Mar '07
Times thanked
< 4,510
Posts
5,485

Quote:

Originally Posted by christuffa View Post

Happened to my ex. Right in the eye. She says shit felt like it was in there for days!

Sure you didn't just cum in her eye?
christuffa +

Registered (Ab)user

christuffa's Avatar
Joined
Sep '06
Times thanked
< 53
Posts
252

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bumpy View Post

Sure you didn't just cum in her eye?

That too, but I don't want to divulge those personal details on a public forum...check over at bluelight for deats
GoodLove +

likes this

GoodLove's Avatar
Joined
Mar '09
Times thanked
< 3,732
Posts
6,239
Fuck yeah
sonicc +

>O__/ QuACK >O__/ QuACK >O__/ QuACK

sonicc's Avatar
Joined
Aug '05
Times thanked
< 3,319
Posts
6,343
I finally broke in my new wallet. Fuck i hate changing wallets.
Cats are not actually smaller than horses, they are just further away - ITM PROVERB
christuffa +

Registered (Ab)user

christuffa's Avatar
Joined
Sep '06
Times thanked
< 53
Posts
252
And I'm freeeeee, I'm free ballin
cizza +

Cats are floppy.

cizza's Avatar
Joined
Jun '03
Times thanked
< 1,853
Posts
1,069
My manager turned the air con up one degree because hes a fuck head and now im sweaty.
hbomb203 +

is this thing on?

hbomb203's Avatar
Joined
Jul '07
Times thanked
< 706
Posts
6,459
there was just an ad for shapewear (underwear that makes your ass look smaller etc) on tv and i SWEAR TO GOD the voiceover said 'celebrate your clitoris.'

i looked at the tv and it said 'celebrate your curves' but i heard what i heard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by worla View Post

If I needed an enabler I would pick Miss H. I know she would get the job done.

gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
I bet Dame Edna is really a man
trippytrip +

om nom nom

trippytrip's Avatar
Joined
Dec '06
Times thanked
< 7,921
Posts
13,877
sometimes when i eat cheese it makes the roof of my mouth itchy.
Onijin +

Pastor of Muppets

Onijin's Avatar
Joined
Jan '10
Times thanked
< 524
Posts
3,734
Why does too much dark chocolate make me sneeze?

Quote:

Originally Posted by chimby View Post

Needs more Prog imo.

My SoundCloud
Conor- +

Incorrectly using the semi colon; since 1996

Conor-'s Avatar
Joined
Aug '11
Times thanked
< 1,396
Posts
2,643
Anyone else notice that on EPG's, after the program title, they say 'Includes sneak peak/preview of.....'?
I only look at the EPG to see if anythings on if I flick over in the ads. It seems as though the main culprits are 9 and 7.
fuziwuzi +

soup

fuziwuzi's Avatar
Joined
Feb '05
Times thanked
< 3,206
Posts
5,406

Quote:

Originally Posted by trippytrip View Post

sometimes when i eat cheese it makes the roof of my mouth itchy.

what type of cheese? is it the blue vein type, or a yellow type cheese. wondered if it was blue vein, might be an allergy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunningWithScissors View Post

so it turned out that, yes, there will be dogs

gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
Parmesan Cheese tastes like someone vomited into my mouth
Fledz +

Royal Astrological Metaphysician

Fledz's Avatar
Joined
Aug '06
Times thanked
< 5,516
Posts
15,142
Fresh or the shit you get in plastic containers?
gurneyhalleck +

totes amazballs

gurneyhalleck's Avatar
Joined
May '11
Times thanked
< 3,724
Posts
2,542
Na, more the test-tube baby types
Reply

« Previous Thread Next Thread »

Posting Rules

+
    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts