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i was trying to type, do not give me alcohol at a work breakfast do
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I hope it's not too hot on Boxing Day in Perth (for Breakfest) ^-^
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i was trying to type, do not give me alcohol at a work breakfast do

hehe

what kind of alcohol?
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just some bubbly stuff. I seriously only had one glass and a bit

now the guys at work think i'm a pisspot
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and we think you're lightweight

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I hope it's not too hot on Boxing Day in Perth (for Breakfest) ^-^

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umm..kanni......don't look at the forecast for boxing day then........

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Hardly a surprise, one was a moron the other wanted to shoot people with microchips.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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it would be funny to hear some witty lefties doing prank calls to all those racist conservative talk back radio jerks.... or do they have that front covered with a time delay???
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Even live would have a 6 second delay should the worst happen. Could a witty right handed person do the call instead?

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if barry gets changed to bazza... how come harry doesn't get changed to hazza?
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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if barry gets changed to bazza... how come harry doesn't get changed to hazza?

It does.
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Police kicked down the back door and cornered the man in the bathtub.
"What?" he is alleged to have told police. "I'm having a bath."
However, police will allege the suspect was still wearing shorts.

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Random thought : Anyone I've ever met with synaesthesia has been a raging douchebag. Most recent example

"And as for those colours? McSweeney says his persistence was rewarded when a small group of fans were given a preview of the record and asked to paint what they were listening to.

"It was the most amazing experience for me because those fans were painting the stories of the songs in the canvas and they didn't even know it," he said.

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OH REALLLY. Perhaps because they are listening to the fucking music. I see what you mean Ruthasaurus.
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My sleep pattern has been completely out of whack since I finished my exams a couple of weeks ago and I can't seem to get them back to normal no matter how hard I try. Beginning to get annoying now.

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Exercise! Also get in to a routine when its time for beddy-byes... turn the TV off an hour before, brush your teefies, turn the lights off, read a book in bed (if its not too stimulating) or lay in bed and meditate. Set an alarm for the morning and get up - NO SNOOZING!
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The trick to it is to reduce the amount of senses you're using before bed. You don't want light to be shining directly into your face either as the brain is hardwired to remain alert in that situation, so reading from a laptop or ipad or iphone is not going to help, but a book or listening to some music or a podcast or some such nonsense is good, watching tv is bad. Also try exercising in the afternoon to expend some energy and reduce carb, caffeine and sugar intake after 4pm.

If you're struggling, don't rely on sleeping tablets, but there's a really good supplement called 5HTP which aids with sleep regulation.
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On a more random note, I have an admission.
Last night I went to Chur Burger in Surry Hills on the way home from the gym and got a burger but as I only had $10 on me I couldn't afford any fun stuff like sweet potato fries or a drink. So i got takeaway and headed home.
Then about 10 minutes later my housemate called as I finished my burger asking if I fancied some dinner with her. I enjoyed my burger so much and had such a hankering for fries and a shake that I suggested Chur Burger, buried the evidence in the bin, got changed and went back down with her and not only did I order fries and a shake, but got another burger. Spent the whole time hoping the staff wouldn't recognise me from being there 45 minutes earlier. Lucky I wore a hat...

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Thanks guys, will give them a try. I'm a bit stressed out waiting for the result of one particular unit, but will find out next week so that might help as well.

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just make sure you don't watch tv before bed. that stimulates your brain.
rather, read a book liek ruthy said. it will tire out your eyes and you'll fall asleep.

also what i do when i can't sleep is lie there in the dark and listen to my breathing. in and out. then i wake up in the morning.

don't have coffee or tea before bed. the caffine will keep you up.
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I like to lie in the dark, counting sheep. Then I start punching the air above me really aggressively, imaging that I'm punching all those stupid sheep. That tires me out pretty quick-smart. That and the vomiting from two burgers.
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Saw some old guy using a discman on the train on Friday evening. He was listening to Fat of The Land by The Prodigy, I know this only because I saw him take the cd case out of his bag and recognised the crab on the cover. Shortly after, some douchebag kids got on and one of them whipped out his "Samsung Galaxy S..I don't give a shit" and started playing Robin Thicke through the phone speaker, much to the annoyance of everyone else in the train.
Here's one dude who's a bit of a luddite and stuck in the 90s, but with great taste and happily minding his own business contrasted against some shit-nut kid with complete disregard for everyone else, fixed up with gadgets of 2013, access to all the music in the world, but terrible, terrible, ungodly terrible taste.

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Saw some old guy using a discman on the train on Friday evening. He was listening to Fat of The Land by The Prodigy, I know this only because I saw him take the cd case out of his bag and recognised the crab on the cover. Shortly after, some douchebag kids got on and one of them whipped out his "Samsung Galaxy S..I don't give a shit" and started playing Robin Thicke through the phone speaker, much to the annoyance of everyone else in the train.
Here's one dude who's a bit of a luddite and stuck in the 90s, but with great taste and happily minding his own business contrasted against some shit-nut kid with complete disregard for everyone else, fixed up with gadgets of 2013, access to all the music in the world, but terrible, terrible, ungodly terrible taste.

Mostly a general observation, but it really made me think about how much I'm going to hate younger people as I get older.

To be fair, if the guy really had taste he'd have been listening to music for the jilted generation or experience.

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Imagine a pretty good-looking girl standing in a room with a really ugly girl. The longer you think about it and look at her the better looking the first girl will appear to you.
This was my perception of the quality and value of Fat of The Land in comparison to Robin Thicke.
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This thread didn't even progress ONE PAGE in an entire 12 month period. In fact, as it stands, there are now posts spanning across three calendar years on a single page.
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