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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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Fuck. More than 2 hours sleep last night would've been good.
Only another 450km to drive...
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So I was going to buy this 2nd-hand EFX-1000 owned for 12 months and 'used for 6 hours only' that was posted in the Buy/Sell forum. A brand new one is ~ $1,360, he was asking for $600, no one bites for over a month and so the dude drops the price to $400 ono. I offered $365 including postage. He agrees, but then never sent me his bank/PayPal details - that was last Friday. Checked on eBay and pretty sure he listed it there for $400 with a 'buy it now' @ $600.

I don't know whether I'm more disappointed about not getting an EFX-1000 or the fact that I don't get to bragpost about it. I think brad would have a been proud.

Damn

Ps what were you thinking offering $365 when he wanted $400. Start as low as poss brah!
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Happy bday Tobester!!

Have just done 6 countries in 5 days. Now in oz, 2 hr lay over in sydneh, then auckland, wellington, sydneh, melb for a couple of days with the kids and then back to singas.

i still farking hate qantas.. should be called karntas...

Training is limited to silly bullshit in hotel gyms and pushups and shizzle in my room... grrr.

Nice thread title by the way rhabdo-boy

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Damn

Ps what were you thinking offering $365 when he wanted $400. Start as low as poss brah!

Yeah.

I was thinking of starting around $300 but with 1/3rd knowledge of the original price and 2/3rds being a wuss I offered $350 then bumped it up for postage.
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Should have offered $100 and gone up in $2 increments.

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Gotta back yourself more Justin

Practise your haggling skills with some gumtree examples

Homework #1 - This person is selling DVDs at $10 a pop, say you misread the ad and offer $10 for the lot. Maybe stretch to $20. Post results

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/sydne...ale/1001830544
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There's going to be a No Brad Clause on the gumtree homepage soon surely
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Stopped in Gundagai for petrol, coffee and a shit. Dude in the cubicle next to me just cut the most epic reverberating fart then kinda moaned softly as he did his business. I feel violated.
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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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Stopped in Gundagai for petrol, coffee and a shit. Dude in the cubicle next to me just cut the most epic reverberating fart then kinda moaned softly as he did his business. I feel violated.

Maybe there were 2 of them in there?

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Yo law dudes n shit

I'm trying to get out of a parking fine and I need help on wording shit properly.

Got fined for a parallel park close to double lines. I didn't even know the rule existed. Basically there needs to be a 3m gap between the car and the lines

It's in a small quiet street too, total rip off

I basically want to say there is no need for the lines, put up no parking signs if you don't want cars parked there, the rule is basically unheard of, please let me off

Help!
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Maybe there were 2 of them in there?

"You 'aint gonna shit right for a week"

There may have been. Great, now I'm visualising real life Trucker Fags in Denial.
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Yo law dudes n shit

I'm trying to get out of a parking fine and I need help on wording shit properly.

Got fined for a parallel park close to double lines. I didn't even know the rule existed. Basically there needs to be a 3m gap between the car and the lines

It's in a small quiet street too, total rip off

I basically want to say there is no need for the lines, put up no parking signs if you don't want cars parked there, the rule is basically unheard of, please let me off

Help!

Quiet streets are probably the worst because little kids cross those roads & anything that obscures their vision when they're crossing/coming around corners is dangerous.
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Yo law dudes n shit

I'm trying to get out of a parking fine and I need help on wording shit properly.

Got fined for a parallel park close to double lines. I didn't even know the rule existed. Basically there needs to be a 3m gap between the car and the lines

It's in a small quiet street too, total rip off

I basically want to say there is no need for the lines, put up no parking signs if you don't want cars parked there, the rule is basically unheard of, please let me off

Help!

Just like with my insurance fraud attempt, stuck it up princess. You can't park opposite solid single white lines either.
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Yeah I think I realise why they have the lines there now. Wouldn't it be better to have no parking signs as people would respect that more than some random rule that I've never heard of, could be just me but I suspect not

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Yeah I think I realise why they have the lines there now. Wouldn't it be better to have no parking signs as people would respect that more than some random rule that I've never heard of, could be just me but I suspect not

Damn $206 stings

If you were functional fit you wouldn't have to worry about stuff like this.

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I am, unfortunately my car isn't. Looks like I'll be programming in some car pushes for time
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My brother did. My dad got a call from the police telling him that he'd been doing burnouts in a beach carpark. Brother was mystified as to how they found him. Dad reminded him that he was doing it in Dad's work van with signage (inc. phone numbers) down the sides.

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Stalked Kate's profile last night, not missing out on much there Scotty, she looks grubby in some of those pics

Well known fact.
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Now I know why you like cuddling her

Something something view from the back
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Now I know why you like cuddling her

Something something view from the back

More cushion for the pushin'.
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who do you have to root around here to get a thread title in your name?

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Now I know why you like cuddling her

Something something view from the back

Harsh. I think she's pretty.
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I'd do her, but mainly just to spite Scotty.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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you guys really are ****s.

You should have worked that out the moment we met irl, Scotty.

In unrelated news, someone buy me this plz: http://www.realestate.com.au/propert...inda-110274237

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Brad, he's an ideas man.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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You should have worked that out the moment we met irl, Scotty.

In unrelated news, someone buy me this plz: http://www.realestate.com.au/propert...inda-110274237

"plenty of room for the kids to play"

Planning on bringing something home from OS?
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"plenty of room for the kids to play"

Planning on bringing something home from OS?

I've grown accustomed to having my laundry done and meals cooked.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Children don't do that. I've tried.
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Brad, he's an ideas man.

Haha it's more so I can piss off old mate at the post office

Speaking if which, Tobi did you rat him out or what?
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Children don't do that. I've tried.

You're not beating them hard enough then.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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I've grown accustomed to having my laundry done and meals cooked.

I would quite like a housekeeper.
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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