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Derpy wanted in on a 3 way with aircon and little brad but they offered him NOTHING

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Where you at?

Good to hear on the job front.
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Where you at?

Good to hear on the job front.

Sydney, drove up from Melbs today.
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Ah cool beans. Stress fractures heal reasonably quickly, the head of my tibia was a mess of fractures after the accident but has healed ok since, although i cant run on it but i suspect thats more to do with the cartliage damage than anything else. Good luck with it, proper knee injuries are incredibly debilitating and frustrating to deal with.

Here's hoping I don't have a proper knee injury then! I can't remember, did you do your knee playing soccer or in a crash? This has pretty much made up my mind about whether I'll be playing soccer next year anyway. More time for running and climbing and hitting golf balls into the bushes, and less time getting kicked and hacked sounds good to me.
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yeah no worries about the ring advice and offer for you to borrow them

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Sorry, many thanks for the offer. I'm just a terrible person and my parents didn't raise me properly.

Also, I got distracted by Derp's hilarious story - surely you can understand how that could happen?
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He tried to lend my those rings too, personally I think it's some kind of trap. A big ole gay trap
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Well look, I suspected that but didn't want to say anything.
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My right quad is still sore from squats last Friday. WTF?

But in relation to my quads after just 2 weeks back to squatting they are mad defined already, I must have dropped some bodyfat from that area during my time off work.
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you're too skinny for me duncan
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You saying I'm fat?
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You saying I'm fat?

I thought you people were supposed to be jolly.

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I thought you people were supposed to be jolly.

I'll destroy you, pencil neck
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You mean you'll only half destroy him.
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Of all the stories I've heard today, that's definitely one of them.



You're an old, Aussie bush dad in waiting Astro.
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that's a cracker

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where's the part about the hot milf that came out and asked you to come in for a drink?

Not that I'm gonna go laying claims to my MILFness, but I've done that a few times & wondered how to make it clear that I am actually only offering coffee. I make them drink it outside so that's probably a good start
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4chan take their squats and oats seriously man

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Heston live was so shit. IF you are in Melbourne, and get selected from the crwod to taste wine, THEY ARE THE SAME.

Thats all.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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What's a heston?

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Oh.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Gastro Moby.
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Gastro Moby.

I look like him now apparently.
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Big Edward looks like Moby with gastro?


Serves him right for being a vegan fuck.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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you're too skinny for me duncan

Fatty boom-batty:
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I look like him now apparently.

People are racist towards bald white guys.

"We all look the same!"

They say...
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Fatty boom-batty:

It's like they're praying to their rock god.

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What's a heston?

He's got a TV show: 'Heston's Feast'

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Heston's guests eat chocolate waterfall - YouTube

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Heston's duck a l'orange alla Willy Wonka - YouTube

And he also comes up with some crazy ideas like bacon and egg ice cream:

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So a good part of his live show, was showing clips from 'Feast' and talking about them.. pretty shit if you ask me.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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He's also a bit of a fuckwit.
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What did he actually do then?
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Wanked and ejaculated about how great he is for a few hours.

Things he actually did.
-Did an audience experiment that was half interesting (block your nose, take a bite of a chocolate.. they gave us all a tim tam... and it just tastes like sugar, but unblock your nose before you swallow and suddenly it tastes like chocolate) proving smell is linked to taste.
-Cooked a steak.
-Did an experiment where he offered 6 people in the $400 front row seats, a glass of red and a glass of white and got them to make notes on both, then revealed the red was in fact, the white, just dyed red and not chilled. This shows sight is related to taste as well.
-Made some ice cream with dry ice, handed to 6 people in the $400 seats.
- Pimped out coles/qantas at every moment.

The girl I went with fell asleep at one point, and shes the one who bought the tickets and was well keen for it.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Question: why were you not finger-bangin that little slut instead of letting her sleep?

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

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Of all the jokes I've heard today... Nah that was actually pretty good.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Question: why were you not finger-bangin that little slut instead of letting her sleep?

I think she was well keen for the show, not well keen for action

Maybe she was though not sure
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stick one finger in the pink and one in the brown, get her to taste both while holding her nose and ask her which was which

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Would need eyes closed for that too brah
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sorry, blindfolded

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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And ps its one in the pink, one in the stink
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anyone in here into downhill/cross country mountain biking?

fucking hell its expensive. just casually checked out a couple of $6K bikes, so many things i will never be able to afford

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And ps its one in the pink, one in the stink

was a throwback reference to the red/white wines

the colours, children, the colours!

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I prefer putting 4 in the pink and 6 in the stink personally
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Haha. Six. Such an awkward number of fingers/toes/bottles.

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Haha. Six. Such an awkward number of fingers/toes/bottles.

/baseball bats/watermelons/yacht masts/ a crane

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In Melbourne, it's cold and wet, feels like home!
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What's the go tonight brobot? Mountain Goat brewery is open from 5:30 I think?
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